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January 25, 2000 to January 24, 2001 _366 Days_510 Entries

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The Deadgolf Guestbook -Year 2000 is a chronologically written series of guestbook entries made to deadgolf.com during the past year. It was begun on January 25, 2000 and was rendered "read-only" on January 24, 2001. The entries were made by friends, family, golf buddies, strangers, celebrities(?) and almost the entire cast of the "Simpsons", all of whom wrote words of encouragement during my first year fighting cancer. The last entry was made by someone I don't know, Micah J. Robison of Philadelphia, PA. I liked what he had to say though.

I liked what everyone had to say. Early on, a frequent contributor mentioned to me that "there is only so much you can say to a sick guy", and that's when the Deadgolf.Com Guestbook took on a life of its own. Many who contributed did so under assumed names and/or aliases. Throughout the year I had fun trying to figure out who was who. While I didn't figure out 100% of the writers, I could guess a good many. Lots of people wrote in to express heartfelt encouragement. Each of those was taken in the true spirit they were intended. When one is scared of the unknown, it is good to read encouraging words. Equally important were the odd "riffs" and funny stuff that were posted. I often laughed out loud when I'd read them.

While reviewing all the entries, I thought that I'd put a little moosie next to the ones that made me feel really good. Not that they all didn't.

Thanks again to all who contributed,

Moose B Free (aka Hack Straw, aka Herb, aka....)

I couldn't have said it better myself...moosie to Micah J. Robison

Awesome Web Site.

Micah J. Robison <m_j_robison@hotmail.com>

Philadelphia, PA USA - Monday, January 24, 2001 at 22:58:19 (EST)

Because you love children? Are you saying that just because I eat meat, that I don't like kids?

Big Al Inestine <emc2@space.com>

Ozark Mountains, USA - Monday, January 22, 2001 at 15:10:51 (EST)

Hello Mr. Moosie, I just had to comment. I am a Freshman in my sixth year at UCLA where I am studying veterinarian medicine, because I love children! I just think it is so unfair to call these wonderful people illegitimate! I think they are like so cute!

Julie Brown <DowntownJulie@UCLA.org>

Los Angeles, CA USA - Monday, January 22, 2001 at 12:17:40 (EST)

How dare you incinerate that your readers are illigitimate. Me am very edumacated, and I inquest an intermediate appaulagy. Before you recuse someone, you should come up with some pacific exampels. I am glad for the opertunity to matriculate my conserns.

Lex Icon <reporter@seattletimes.com>

USA - Monday, January 22, 2001 at 11:52:31 (EST)

Jeff, So very sorry to hear about your friend Mindy. It's hard to lose someone that close. Sincerest thoughts of love and care to you and her family. Mary-Fran PS I recognize the illiterate as a very late-nite site visitor...

Mary O'L <aelandmann@aol.com>

B'vue, WA USA - Monday, January 22, 2001 at 00:49:35 (EST)

Are there any smart banjo players.?.moosie to nbender

And now somebody claiming to be Moose claims (2 claims don't make a right) he's NOT shutting it down. I might not be the smartest banjo player around, but I've understood very little of what's been posted on this site.

nbender

USA - Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 15:43:43 (EST)

I'm surprised at how many of my (il)literate friends didn't read all the way through the message about the guestbook being shut down. It won't be shut down at all, it'll just be renewed into a second year. So rest easy all you would-be Tolstoys, there's still going to be a place for you to rant.

MooseBFree

EvelynWoodReadingAcademy, - Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 12:56:08 (EST)

Shut this thing down? Surely you jest. My cronies and I use every, and I mean EVERY, method at our disposal to collect dirt on you and your lilly-livered, pansy-assed leftist ilk. If you Pinkos think you can get away with this, think again, Mr. Moose - if that's your real name! Once Ashcroft is in, he'll even work with that little twit "Celery" to make sure our supply of gossip, innuendo and unlawful behavior is continually chronicled in this on-line rag of yours. As history has shown, I have my ways...I must now take my leave, Roy's wearing his pink lace panties tonight!

J. Edgar Hoover (ret.) <goodbadboy@HereAfter.org>

City?, USA - Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 09:58:33 (EST)

Come on, how many lawyers does it take?....moosie to celery

Maybe you need a little education about the first amendment to the US Constitution. There will be "no prior restraint on speech". Shut this thing down at your peril, Moosie. I have a battery of high priced Samoan lawyers just itching to take you on. Lawsuits, injunctions, primitive tortures. Whatever it takes!! Some things are just not funny. You may not need this board anymore, but a lot of your demented friends do. Consider yourself warned.

Celery

sanho, ca USA - Saturday, January 20, 2001 at 17:29:45 (EST)

Brother Moose, So the word on the street is you had another birthday. Say it ain't so! To me you will always be just 50. I also hear it was a happy one. lots of joy juice will do that to a moose. and others. I also heard Rotty was in town. So, why didn't you tell me? Nobody EVER tells me ANYTHING. Boy, the children really would have loved to see him. They miss him SO.(Side note: Moose,Don't tell him, but I pretended I was busy here at the home with the orphans.Besides, they said "Uncle WHO?Big Deal" Go figure.)We at the home would like to say thank you to all the wonderful contributers to your guestbook. Some of the poor kids here have nothing else in there lives but this book to entertain them. they also use it to practice their vocabulary. (Rotty would be so proud.)It has sustained us, all through some pretty bad times. Perhaps you'll reconsider...? The natives are getting restless here. Must be feeding time. All our love, Brother Al and Sister BGood.

The Good Sister <neverumind@nunuvyurbizns>

Clod HIll, WA USA - Saturday, January 20, 2001 at 15:28:10 (EST)

Mooseman! Shuttin' down the guest book?!? Where and how am I gonna get my kicks now? (I guess my billable hours will increase.) What are the anticipated withdrawal symptoms...? At least I can be sure that I was NEVER responsible for any of those "unwieldy" messages..., right Moose? Be sure to follow the doc's orders now, Moose. In other words, same as it ever was....

hare

Golf-Central, AZ USA - Friday, January 19, 2001 at 20:14:50 (EST)

Moose: belated b-day; but I did already wish you one in Bermuda. "Indolent" Unh? well bueno, and keep on keepin' on. saw Neil & Crazy Horse last week--they totally tore it up. adios amigo--off to Colorado next week--call ya when we get back.

googer <jmueller@nmgovlaw.com>

USA - Wednesday, January 17, 2001 at 21:21:14 (EST)

Uh, Okay boys, I think we have a 604 on our hands. So he thinks he can shut down the Guestbook without our say so, huh? We'll show that little drugged-up, Banjo-playing Hippie who's boss around here....Who DOES he think he is?!?! Set your mace guns on 'Stun'!!

Chief Clancy Wiggums <Badge#1@Springfield.org>

Springfield, O USA - Wednesday, January 17, 2001 at 11:25:57 (EST)

Oh yeah, and if the influences down here are so bad, how's it you came by the name Uncle Rotten?

MBF

- Wednesday, January 17, 2001 at 10:56:05 (EST)

Ah Uncle Rotten, you know I LOVE them hick licks, but remove the alcohol and all we have is a banjo, a mandolin and a five sting guitar. Rock on. You're the greatest.

Moose B Free

Golf National Park, - Wednesday, January 17, 2001 at 10:20:38 (EST)

That might be funny to your third graders but....moosie to uncle rotten

Hick licks! You think a good lick comes from a St. Bernard. Let's remove the alcohol from the story and tell the truth. Moosesays to me, "The crowd's gettin' tired of this hick banjo music. We need some Rock & Roll!" Translation- "It's time for my 40minute version of 'All Along the Watchtower'." At the time, the crowd was hooting & hollering and loving each & every tune. Imust admit, MB FREE did pull it off! He did get the crowd goin'...but he had some fine back-up players supporting him. All inall, it was a great weekend. I am, however, glad to be home and away from all the bad influences in the Seattle area. Many thanksto Mr&Mrs Bender for flying me down and putting me up. You can't find better hosts!

U. Rotten <tohara@ktn.net>

Ketchikan , AK USA - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 21:11:42 (EST)

I can't remember.....moosie to hare

MooseMan! Glad to hear that you celebrated MLK day with a round of golf. I did the same down here - as Dr. King himself would have wanted it, no doubt! Saved a decent score (by my standards...) with a recently resurgent short game. That's the good news. Bad news is that I can't get off the tee to save my life. Scramblin' home nearly every time. And hey, when's the last time you DIDN'T forget the words to All Along The Watchtower...???!!! Keep on pickin'-n-grinnin', Moose!

hare

Tumbleweeds, AZ USA - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 19:43:41 (EST)

Mt. Moose, did you show em that reverse shoulder? Had a big time with dem singin' uncles.

Frank

k-land, USA - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 15:30:22 (EST)

NBender, Tangled Up In Brew or Tangled Up In Blue...heck, at Midnight after lots of alcohol, did it really matter? At least it was long and gator motivating and a break from all those hick licks. Let's go for that 20 minute version of "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" next time.

Moose B Free

- Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 13:16:58 (EST)

More like "Tangled up in Brew". Doors did the 'gator during Moose's millenium debut, which took some heat off his obligation to entertain. U. Rotty and I also played a MLK golf round, man did I get my but kicked, but my 125-yard PW to the green saved a 9-score on the 4th hole and I came away happy.

nbender

USA - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 12:25:19 (EST)

True music afficianado....moosie to Hoof

Moose B - Excellent rendition of "Tangled up in Blue". You even had the hotshot guest bassman rippin'. The Lost Gravel band is now dispersed back to its widespread roots (or is that burrows?). I should have brought my 7 iron, as I can play a tune on it about as well as on the banjo. At least we got credit for bringing the snow and there were others guests at the Alpine Inn whose behavior took the attention away from Uncle Stinky and Corn Dog. See ya' next time.

HOOF

Beaver, Wa USA - Monday, January 15, 2001 at 18:23:47 (EST)

HB Herb. See you Sunday on the hill. Buggs. I like to keep it short and sweet.

Buggs

Medina, Wa USA - Friday, January 12, 2001 at 23:18:13 (EST)

Happy B-day, MooseMan! Glad to hear that fun was had. Hello to the gathering in the Northwest. Shred it up, up thar in themthar hills. Wish I was there.... Maybe for your 54th! hare P.S. Freddie just confirmed for the Phoenix Open! Woo-hoo! He'squoted in the AZ Repulic as being serious about challenging Tiger thru this year. We shall see.... Sorry we'll miss ya here for it but have a blast in S.D.

hare

Sprawling Condos, AZ USA - Friday, January 12, 2001 at 14:58:06 (EST)

I feel rested and rotten....moosie to Nbender & Urotten

Whooaa!!!, been to Moosie's b'day night. Best song: " Boners in Typing Class", a Moose original; couldn't relate to it. Best driving home: Nbender. Best vocalist: Andy on the Kingston Trio tunes. Doors: what a percussion, slamming a table against your head for rythym. No harm done there. Carl: see you on the Mtn. U. Rotty, from parts unknown, directed the evening's events and any shame should be directed accordingly. Jack and Dottie, if you read this drivel we're more responsible than we look. Jeff doesn'tlook a day over 52! A good time was had by all, Moose.

anon.ymous@boogiedown.com

North Bend, WA USA - Friday, January 12, 2001 at 05:34:14 (EST)

"They say it's your birthday do-da-do-da", (White Album rendition, in case you didn't recognize the tune). 53 on 1-11-01, what karma, all the odds in your favor Moose. Smile, smile, smile... we've raised a toast from The Heartland.

P C

DBQ, IA USA - Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 21:04:08 (EST)

Happy brithday, moosie (and of course, Dick). Too bad you have to return to the rock so soon. All of your friends(well, both of them) really feel sorry for you. What's this about Dr. Hunter giving you ideas?? Is his last name Thompson? The last "ideas" you got from that Dr. Hunter were wonderful indeed!!

Nefarious salutations, Celery

celery

Sanho, ca USA - Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 13:16:05 (EST)

Girls, settle down now....moosie to lbelle

Ditto on the Happy Birthday, but was the previous one claiming to be the one and only Old Spice Girl? I DON'T THINK SO!!!!

lbelle <lbelle@AOL.com>

Medina, WA USA - Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 11:04:48 (EST)

Publically speaking, Happy Boo Bah Heffie Your older oldest friend.

Old Spice Girl

USA - Wednesday, January 10, 2001 at 15:17:16 (EST)

You lost my golf clubs but you're showin me the Simpsons....moosie to Delta Airlines

Off the Rock and back in Kirkland...where's my crying towel.--Long flight made longer by a delay in Atlanta, but the airline TV showed the Simpsons episode with Pinchy the lobster during the flight. How appropriate. What timing.

MooseBFree

GolfNationalPark, - Tuesday, January 09, 2001 at 10:24:52 (EST)

MooseMan! Welcome home. How's the weather? Speaking of weather... this is official advanced notice that the Phoenix Open is only 17 days away. Biggest golf bash on the planet, which should be experienced by all golf enthusiasts at least once. Great international field shaping up this year. I strongly encourage you to get on your horse and come on down for it. I've been to the Open 3 years in a row now. It's easy, cheap, close to (my) home and way too much fun. You could probably get you doctors to prescribe the trip (for medicinal purposes, of course). And speaking of medicine, I can personally guaranty a significantly better quality of scotch than Scorseby (although I must admit that "Pinchy" is hard to come by in the desert.).... World class golf and sunny and warm, Moose, sunny and warm.... The invitation is open. Sunshine Daydream. P.S. Nbender: If you thought your truck suffered damage in the accident, just wait until uncle Rotty comes to town.... Yikes!

Hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Phoenix, AZ USA - Monday, January 08, 2001 at 15:41:18 (EST)

Leaving The Rock tommorrow. Crying time. Rotty, let's race down Crystal's steepest run just for the fun of it and your mandolin.

MooseBFree

By-the-Can, Bda - Sunday, January 07, 2001 at 15:35:37 (EST)

That might be funny to your third graders, but ...moosie to Uncle Rotten

Bender, I hope you didn't wreck the blue truck. When I come to town to eat your food and drink your liquor, you know I need a vehicle with a full gas tank to get around in. Don't bum me out, man. On the Rock they don't crash cars. They bump their scooters and fall into the mud and soil their Bremuda shorts and say quaint phrases like, "Now that was a bit of a sticky wicket!" Hide the womenfolk, Rotty's coming to town.

Uncle R. <bad2@bone.com>

Rainville, AK USA - Friday, January 05, 2001 at 20:07:47 (EST)

Cheer up Nbender, I have to leave The Rock soon. Ouch. All will be back to normal until Uncle Rotten comes around. ---Played golf with Molly, RG and Cullen today at MidO. Shot 79 after a triple on the first hole. First truly nice weather day since my arrival. Just when I have to go home to the sniveling rain. Oh woe is Nbender and me.

MooseBFree

By-the-Can, Bda - Friday, January 05, 2001 at 14:04:10 (EST)

I want to be in Bermuda w/ Moose, RG, Can, and Jack and Dottie. What a tortured existence we all lead in comparison. Got rear-ended in the rain during last night's commute - that's why I drive a $500 truck with a 4-foot spear-chucker trailer hitch. I just drove off; the mini-van was still stationary. Things like that don't happen on the rock do they? Snivel snivel ...

nbender <greenw/envy@mopingaround.com>

USA - Friday, January 05, 2001 at 11:49:11 (EST)

Jeff, when you get all that Fender gear, look me up. I can pump my banjo through a little Crate- line out effects are redundant! Interesting blues.

Scott <a7iron45@cs.com>

WA USA - Thursday, January 04, 2001 at 18:26:56 (EST)

It's been exactly one year today since I had the Dr. appointment that started all of this. Yow. Happy to be on The Rock 366 days (including Feb 29) after. Oh yeah!!!

MooseBFree

By-the-Can, Bda - Thursday, January 04, 2001 at 11:37:29 (EST)

Note #2 to Munibomber:- Send me an email RE: Borrego Golf-A-Thon (less than a month away), and I will send you the details! email me at john.sheehan@baysix.com. Time's awastin'!-------To the Wrecking Crew on Pov Rock: quit leaving those putts short! Who's winning the side-bets? That's what I want to know. ---Cyber Love and Hollywood Air Kisses, Max

Max <John.sheehan@baysix.com>

MontanaYoungGarcia.com, CA USA - Wednesday, January 03, 2001 at 12:08:05 (EST)

Ducks, Beavers, Huskies. Wow. Must be that liquid sunshine. ----Marinis, Lexi and Moose did the Mid O today. Almost made Eagle on 15. Left a downhill 10 footer short. Not enough Lobster.

MooseBFree

By-the-Can, The Rock - Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 18:25:32 (EST)

Just another former UW coach...moosie to Darrell Royal

"...and me, I'm sittin' in my taxi, takin' tips, gettin' stoned." Damn Ducks.

Darrell Royal <University of texas, athletic supporter emeritus>

Austin, USA - Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 17:31:08 (EST)

Yo MooseMan: Good shootin' in the tourney, Tex. Net eagles for Bro Bri???!! Must be getting tips from the MooseMaster. Glad to hear all is as it should be on the rock. Don't hold back.... Speaking of everything being as it should be, sorry, PC: the Dawgs rule the Roses! Had a full house here in Phoenix for the game. Absolutely glorious. Great Duck game as well. Uncle Rotty is right about those Texas receivers. How 'bout them 11 - 1 Beavers?!? "Crazy rooster crowing midnight" - Happy New Year, all! P.S.Welcome aboard, Sheila!

hare

Phoenix, AZ USA - Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 12:48:22 (EST)

"You can trade your soul for an electric guitar" - Heaven help the Fool, G D; Turn it up and smile, smile, smile. What a great way to start the year, your likely to return with a gut to rival mine. Come on Boilermakers, 14-zip ain't a great beginning....

P C

DBQ, IA USA - Monday, January 01, 2001 at 17:53:07 (EST)

Well if that wasn't as much fun as I've had since the old Grateful Dead NYE's, I don't know what was. What a great party was had here. All the usual local suspects plus the Marini's at Four Ways. Champagne by the jeraboam, food by God and too much---way too much--- laughing. Then the party started. Hey, may I have a Fender Strat and a Fender Twin and a Line Out effects peddle for my birthday? Please, please, please. To heck with folk music. ----------If this is what the 21st century is gonna be like, count me in for the long haul. Go Beavers. Go Huskies.

MooseBFree

By-the-Can, Bermudiful - Monday, January 01, 2001 at 13:31:29 (EST)

Always a fashion plate...moosie to Max

Post Script to Moose - NO way Dude! Wear the Brown and White tux with the black golf shoes - - Soft Spikes only please!

Mmmmm...Cumberbunds...AAAaaauuuuugh!-- Max

Max

BaghdadByTheStick, CA USA - Sunday, December 31, 2000 at 20:43:02 (EST)

Can, Moose, RG, Culley, Danielle, Jack, Ever-Clever, et all - Sorry we missed your call. Have a rockin' New Year on Poverty Rock. Break out the Scoresby and the Lazy Girl Recliners - we're partying like it's 1999. Deja New Year! --Cyber Love and New Year's Eve Kisses, --Uncle Max and Barb

Max & Barb <2001@SpaceOdyssey.com>

Garcia2Streets, CA USA - Sunday, December 31, 2000 at 20:39:09 (EST)

YOU'RE THE MAN MOOSE. HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR. LET THE SUN SHINE IN -

PC

USA - Sunday, December 31, 2000 at 16:07:01 (EST)

Happy New Year!!! Just got off the golf course with Can,RG and C-Dawg. Looks like it's a black tie affair tonight--am borrowing a tux from hizzoner. Gonna be a lot of room around the waist, but will manage. Are brown and white saddle golf shoes ok with a black tux? See y'all in 2001. Remember, don't get punk in drublic.

MooseBFree

The Rock, - Sunday, December 31, 2000 at 14:26:41 (EST)

Happy New Year! Suprise - The Foxcurrans finally have the internet access. I left you all my families e-mail addresses on your e-mail site. Mary told me you were in Bermuda. What did you do to deserve that? I've been trying to e-mail my folks and Brian but I haven't been able to connect. Since everyone seems to communicate through you Mary sugested I log on and see if you could tell them we're 'on-line'. Have a WONDERFUL visit and give everyone a hug for us. Go Huskies! The alternate sister.

Sheila Foxcurran <sofoxcurran@home.com>

Seattle, Wa USA - Sunday, December 31, 2000 at 02:48:20 (EST)

Am glad to hear you are having fun in the sun (?) and eating well. Well, eating... Drinking well is redundant and a givin. Santa has a knack for giving us just what we need. And he thru in a "W" for you Duck fans!~ I found myself choking on the words "Go Ducks" cuz it makes the Dawgs look THAT much better. I'm very happy for us, all.Go DAWGS. Thank you for spreading your own brand of sunshine to the poor deprived rock-folk. Gotta leave 'em laughin! Happy Gnu year to all and to all a good night. (PS hey, U. Rotty, thanks for the warning. Will put out an A.P.B.)

Sister Swamp-Thing <aelandmann@aol.com>

Clod Hill, USA - Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 23:33:46 (EST)

Oregon's MVP? The Texas receivers! Did they ever "Quack" under the pressure. What a great game to watch. Donald and Daisy should be very proud. The bad news is this gives Moose yet another reason to celebrate and consume mass quantities. Could lead to another S&L crisis ( shortage of Scotch and Lobster! ) PC, it only seems like Antarctica. They say things will warm up by April. I bet the Rock sounds pretty nice right now. I'm glad I live in Alaska, where the temp is a balmy 40 degrees. Moose, have you waxed up your skis yet? Only 13 days till Crystal Mt. I hope you were able to get a couple of days off work. Note to Kate: No, Santa didn't bring me a golf swing for X-mas. He knew there were more needy folks in North Bend. Happy New Year to M&D and all the Nudnicks, you know who you are!

Uncle Rotten <tohara@ktn.net>

Santa's Workshop, AK USA - Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 18:06:14 (EST)

Boy was great to see the Ducks come out on top, any way, anyhow. This one's for you Wild One (but will somebody work on new uni's for new season). Hated to hear that Kevin's celebration was a smash and that we missed a good time. Please tell him we will raise a belated toast.

PC <Antartica>

USA - Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 13:37:41 (EST)

MuniBomber - Send me an email RE: Borrego Golf-A-Thon in February, and I will send you the details! ---Moose and Can: Way to go DuffMeisters! ---Kevin - Happy 46th! --Latest rumor has Can mixing 2-parts Scoresby, 10-parts Ersatz Perrier for New Year's Eve Bash and calling it "Veuve Clicquot, Les Grande Babe '66" --Please confirm...--Cyber Love, Max

Max <john.sheehan@baysix.com>

Garcia2Owens.com, CA USA - Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 10:57:50 (EST)

Texas lets the ducks out. Whoo. Hoo. Kevin's birthday was a smash hit. Hangin' today. Over and out.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, Duck Island - Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 09:33:53 (EST)

Who let the ducks out... quack.. quack.. quack quack

daisy duck <eugene.com>

san ho, ca USA - Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 02:48:27 (EST)

Pinchy, I miss you. Will see you again soon. Maybe even tonight.---Mal,Can,Barry and Moose shoot 9 under to grab 2nd place in the Mid O New Years Tourney. Can made a couple of net eagles to carry the team. Look out Founders Trophey. Moose and Can will be coming in hot. Today is Kevin Petty's 46th (he doesn't look a day older than 56) birthday. We'll all be helping him celebrate. I can taste the Scoresby now.---Max, I think my buddy Munibomber wants to join us in Feb. Hey Munibomber, make plans now and let us know via this guestbook. Over and out from The Rock.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, The Rock - Friday, December 29, 2000 at 12:35:02 (EST)

MooseBFree.org - Got 7 tentatively scheduled for BS GolfAthon either Feb.1-5 or 2-6. Is your Bellevue buddy interested? Book it Danno. ---Cyber Love, Max

MaxBSpensive <HoodOrnament@Garcia2Rice.com>

USA - Friday, December 29, 2000 at 00:52:48 (EST)

Pinchy could run but he couldn't hide. Ummmauughhh.

Moose B Free

Bermudiful, The Deep - Thursday, December 28, 2000 at 21:23:06 (EST)

Sitting in court today, waiting for some judge to ream me out, and so help me god, envying you. Pour out the Scoresby and ask Bri to bring home the McCallan's, the older the better. Age is just a state of mind after all!!! Celery

celery

USA - Thursday, December 28, 2000 at 19:51:27 (EST)

Moosie - Don't (sob!)worry; Pinchy would have (sob!)wanted it this way... Got Zero's message too late to call last night. Give our love to everyone on Rockford Island for us. If the Can's drinking Scoresby, you may want to buy a few Pinchette babies and fatten 'em up with bacon. They should be just about the right size for a feast in about a week. And think of the $$ you'll save! The year may have started out bad, but I did manage to miss Pazuzu's call when he was in Baghdad. So at least I got that going for me! Cyber Love to all. --- Max

Max <john.sheehan@baysix.com>

Montana2Rice, CA USA - Thursday, December 28, 2000 at 11:52:05 (EST)

Day 1: Hotlanta to Bermuda. Now on Poverty Rock. Oh, did I forget to mention, XL Cap at all time high. Can and RG, Jack and Dottie, Bug and Dick, Dani and C-Dawg and lots of beverages to celebrate. Ummmmaugghhh. Playing Mid Ocean with Can in a mini-tournament today. Guess what we're having for dinner tonight? Run, Pinchy, run.------Celery, it's cold here. Brian, in an economy mood despite the good news, has nothing but Scoresby in the bar. That's no way to stay warm. Bye-bye, for now, gotta get my winter gloves on and take my naproxen before the squalls hit.

Moose B Free

Bermudiful, Heaven - Thursday, December 28, 2000 at 08:40:35 (EST)

If you're gonna procreate, might as well they be good lookin'...moosie to Celery

Moose: You are scaring me. No more comments about the starlets!! Anyway, they are way too young for any old goats like yourself. Happy holidays, love to the Bermudian elite, eat his lobster and drink his scotch. God (or Bri) will provide. Life's been good to me so far. Celery

celery <t.kelley5@gte.net>

sanho, USA - Wednesday, December 27, 2000 at 12:27:28 (EST)

Bart: We're natural-born Carnies, dad. If only we weren't tied down with a family. Homer: Yeah. We should start our own game, where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems. Homer J. Simpson - Episode 5F08 - "Bart Carny"

Homer J. Simpson <FatBoy@Springfield.org>

Springfield, O USA - Wednesday, December 27, 2000 at 11:40:29 (EST)

Run, Pinchy, run!!! My prayer for the new millennium: Peace between the Moose and the lobsters in 2001.... Have a great one!

hare

AZ USA - Wednesday, December 27, 2000 at 11:13:28 (EST)

Whiling away the long layover in Hotlanta in the Delta Crown Room. Bluffed my way in again. Am online in the business suite and surfing the net. Leaving for The Rock in a couple of hours. "Pinchy" the lobster awaits my arrival.

Moose B Free

Atlanta, USA - Wednesday, December 27, 2000 at 09:56:27 (EST)

He's goin' to the Rock. Look at the stock. Go into hock. Buy another block. The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles...or have I already used that line?

B. Dylan <zimmermanr@maggie'sfarm.com>

Woodstock, NY USA - Tuesday, December 26, 2000 at 16:33:47 (EST)

MERRY CHRISTMAS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Moose B Free <northpolegreetings@aol/net/org/com>

Golf National Park, - Monday, December 25, 2000 at 11:56:13 (EST)

Hey Moose: Here's hoping you'll find that new accordian under the tree and that your cat, Scan, stays warm and healthy in the New Year. Best wishes to Rodney Rotten, PC, Neil Young, Kerouac, Dick the Hick, Hare, Rat Girl and THE CAN, Wilbur, Homer Simpson, Janet Reno and Hillary, Celery, and all others. The firewood's dry and the brandy is laid in for the Holidays.

nbender

USA - Sunday, December 24, 2000 at 16:14:24 (EST)

Keep on Rockin' in the Free World! I have recently moved to San Francisco and am home for the holiday. Take care of yourself friend. PS, I'm still enjoying the Neil Young LP's you gave me.

Justin Mickel <Justin_Mickel@redmusic.com>

San Francisco ( formerly Bellevue), CA(WA) USA - Saturday, December 23, 2000 at 15:26:39 (EST)

I love to wear my shirt and I've been keeping you in my prayers since I heard the news via your Dad through my in-laws, Pat & Ron Pedersen. I'm a breast cancer survivor and I remember all too well the frustration of not being my normal, perky self. Hang in there. Glad to know that you're keeping up with the holiday party circuit! Take care.

Marilyn Pedersen <casachaos@yahoo.com>

Medina, WA USA - Saturday, December 23, 2000 at 14:37:47 (EST)

praying for you tryng to make your hurt go away love johnny ps i wear my shirt alot its the best

johnny falsetto <johnnyfalsetto@aol.com>

bellevue, wa USA - Friday, December 22, 2000 at 23:38:12 (EST)

Hi Jeff, Sorry to hear about the sturggles of this year but glad to know you are giving it a good fight! What a gift to have so many supportive friends and great medical professionals to help you through this. I wish you a Merry Christmas and a New Year of Peace and Happiness!!

Sheila Nelson <nednelson@msn.com>

USA - Friday, December 22, 2000 at 15:51:19 (EST)

Bails/TK--Ask the starlets this: How old is the oldest guy they've gone out with?

MooseBFree

Golf National Park, Sargasso Sea BDA - Friday, December 22, 2000 at 15:19:45 (EST)

Joel "Come On People Now" Youngblood

Chris Berman <espn.com>

Bristol, CT USA - Friday, December 22, 2000 at 15:16:21 (EST)

merry christmas, you old grinch, and have a great trip to the rock. remember: a seabreeze at sunset and a toast to the kelleys. santa will be watching..... love and health, tk, bails and a couple of damn cute starlettes.

babs

USA - Friday, December 22, 2000 at 13:25:08 (EST)

Oddibe "Young Again" McDowell

Chris Berman <espn.com>

Bristol, CT USA - Friday, December 22, 2000 at 11:29:25 (EST)

Hmmm...a crypto ring. That's it! Everyone will want one. Smithers, we've got to corner the crypto ring market!

M. Burns <evilrichguy@bighouseonhill.com>

Springfield, USA - Thursday, December 21, 2000 at 21:59:00 (EST)

Crypto ring, but no strokes...moosie to Bob Campbell

Jeff, Congrats on toughing through a difficult year with good humor and a maturity I didn't know you had (I've always thought you were about 12, but, on occasion, you've acted, oh, say 16--that is the few days you were 16 before you got your driver's license). By the way, who are all these people writing in your guest book? I don't remember them at BHS--they must have been in the marching band or all day in auto shop. Forget selling a commemorative tee shirt, the big money would be in developing a crypto ring so we could decode the guestbook. Have a Merry Christmas, a great New Year and give me at least 7 strokes. Bob

Bob Campbell <ibe2ski@aol.com>

USA - Thursday, December 21, 2000 at 17:51:32 (EST)

False prophets /true profits...moosie to Nbender

On word Moose is soon to arrive on the rock, the stock is soaring today. Somebody should graph the Moose visitation factor.

nbender

USA - Thursday, December 21, 2000 at 15:07:37 (EST)

My butt'll be in the front of the cabin soon. Got dem ducats in my blazer (blue) and, short of wrapping packages and sending e-xmas cards, am ready to go. Start the gladness.

MooseBFree(B for bony ass)

GolfNationalPark, Heaven - Thursday, December 21, 2000 at 15:04:07 (EST)

Moose, congratulations on the one year anniversary of DEAD GOLF. Seams to me to be a fitting occassion for a "limited edition" (therefore premium pricing) Dead Golf piece of apparel. Get those creative juices flowing fella. I'll contact the Human Resource manager over at La-Z-Girl and see if he's got any input. Also, I'll bet The Starlettes could be persuaded to come out of thier self imposed hiatus to model.... I see $$$ in your future.

P C

DBQ, IA USA - Thursday, December 21, 2000 at 05:29:11 (EST)

I knew Toby and I know where his fridge is ..moosie to RG and Bug

Celebrating 19th anniversary of birth of Princess Danielle...Oil Can in fine form...Dottie and Jack making sure that the Moose cottage is a Cuztodian-free zone...got your lobster safely hidden in Toby's fridge...get your bony ass down here...

RG and Bug

The Rock, USA - Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 16:35:13 (EST)

It's not about ducks, or dawgs, or even Irish beavers. It's about the Moose, brave golfer of the western fairway. Hey nice job with the site herb. A dot com still on the board. Must be superior middle management.

Lope <heymessedup@Ontour.com>

Fargo, USA - Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 16:26:50 (EST)

MooseB, I've heard your solo work. How do I catch up with the Crow Tones? Are they looking for a manager or a tamborine player?

Mitzy

Miami, USA - Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 12:55:18 (EST)

Rockin' around the Christmas tree at the Christmas party hop... mistletoe strung where you can see everybody tries to stop. Rocking around the Christmas tree let the Christmas spirit ring... later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll promise not to sing.

MooseBFree (and the Crow Tones)

Golf National Park, Heaven - Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 12:35:42 (EST)

MUSEUM!?! Good things don't end with "-eum." They end with "-mania" or "-teria." --Homer J. Simpson, from his new book, "From the Mouths of Babes: The Wisdom of Homer J."

Homer J. Simpson <FatBoy@Springfield.org>

Springfield, O USA - Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 11:42:00 (EST)

I Just happen to be wearing the classy DeadGolf Shirt Today. Hope all is well and will be seeing you soon.

Rut <jamesr@amgen.com>

Thousand Oaks, Ca USA - Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 11:38:06 (EST)

Howdi from the wetend of the peninsula. I heard soom good news from the commander today that Jeff will be gracing us with his presence at the Bender at Crystal it will be good to see you buddy. I will bring an extra 20 bucks with me in hopes that you will be selling deadgolf tee shirts in the bar friday nite. I wear size large. See you all soon and get your fingers callused and ready to jam. DICK THE HICK

Dick The Hick <SANDIM@OLYPEN.COM>

USA - Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 20:00:14 (EST)

Zebra ...moosie to hare

Webmaster Moose! Where are you? That's got to be a 15 yard personal foul: Flagrant use of innuendo (dear Lord, what have I started...???)!

hare

AZ USA - Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 17:56:27 (EST)

How true!

Janet Reno

- Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 16:10:23 (EST)

Don't listen to the others, mad beaver is good eating. Not quite as gamey as the mad Irish variety.

hannibal L.

USA - Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 12:58:32 (EST)

Speaking of college Bowl games..., we do have a good one shaping up here in the Valley, for any of you seeking sun and football. While I was not-so-secretly hoping for the Ducks to win the civil war and send the Huskies to the Fiesta Bowl, as we know, the Huskies emerged as Pac-10 Champs and will be meeting some sacrificial lamb from the Big 10 at the Rose Bowl. Indeed, this merely confirms that all is right with the world (sorry Moose). But I digress.... In the meanwhile, the mighty Beavs of OSU have been given the nod to play here in the Valley-o'-sun New Years day against Notre Dame, which once again has been rewarded for past performance and has stolen an invitation to a major bowl game from a more deserving team (I think I can hear Peter Kingscreaming something about his Hokies...). Therefore, if there are any mad Beaver or Irish fans out there desperate to see the game, we're hosting. We've already got a couple of soggy, northern types who have signed up for the ride (same as it ever was). As for me, while "heritage" would dictate that I root for the Irish... - not gonna do it - wouldn't be prudent - not at this juncture. Thousand points of light for the Beavs! Go Huskies! Go Beavers! Go Ducks!

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Fiesta-Town, AZ USA - Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 12:02:31 (EST)

Ok, Ok - now I'm back. Been in Philly for the past 3 weeks (oh joy!) at a litigator farm (picture that, if you will).... Hey MooseMan, great word on the scan! Will tip one in your honor this eve! Good going MBF! Woo Hoo! Nice way be sent off to the Rock (with Dr.s' orders, no less!). Sorry I will miss the highly unusual winter migration of Uncle Rotten, but I'll be stuck down here. Thanks anyway for the good word, NBender. Get down home one time for me up at Crystal. Hey Scotty B: Congrats on

#2!

hare <you-should-know-it-by-now.com>

Right Wing, AZ USA - Monday, December 18, 2000 at 18:09:18 (EST)

uhhhhh, what the hell was I thinkin' last night.

Krusty

springfield, USA - Monday, December 18, 2000 at 15:42:33 (EST)

I tell ya, I don't get no respect!

Rodney Rotten

Caddy Shack, CA USA - Sunday, December 17, 2000 at 21:40:02 (EST)

Shelby, this is a clean site. No swearing. Otherwise, you're about as literate as Uncle Rotten. Keep conjugating those verbs honey.

MooseBFree

USA - Saturday, December 16, 2000 at 15:45:50 (EST)

Oh go ahead, speak your mind...moosie to Shelby

fd xggfbbbher ytruikt5z zxdccv vvv bnbhmm,,m.`

shelby

kirkland`, USA - Saturday, December 16, 2000 at 14:39:25 (EST)

Yeah, where is that slipstream maniac?

Kerouac

- Saturday, December 16, 2000 at 12:55:25 (EST)

Where's Hare? Been out-ligatored lately? Time for a brief news capsule: The 3 Wise Men were determined to be firemen: bible said they "came from a far" (drum roll now Billy); Uncle Rotten will make an amazing off-season appearance in 3 weeks; all O'Hara's holding a half-day pass are welcome over the Holidays.

nbender

USA - Saturday, December 16, 2000 at 00:16:36 (EST)

night swimming and booze, now there's a winning combination.

Lenny

Springfield, xxx USA - Friday, December 15, 2000 at 22:12:42 (EST)

Hey, you're the one who left California to begin with...moosie to PC

HEY - no whinning about weather temps. Come to America's Heartland to get fully exposed to the elements. One of the Starlettes did Wednesday and spent a delightful night stranded in the (very) Windy City. Any music musings from Mooseberg for all us kids that were both naughty and nice in '00?

P C

DBQ, IA USA - Friday, December 15, 2000 at 05:54:11 (EST)

John Aloyisious O'Hara, Jr. and You..moosie to Comic Book Store Guy

Best President Ever.

Comic Book Store Guy

Springfield, ? USA - Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 17:03:01 (EST)

Let me just say this, I am not a croo....er, I mean spirit.

Tricky Dick <watergate@pearlygate.hvn>

Great Beyond, USA - Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 17:01:26 (EST)

Just when I was hoping that this guestbook would find the Chistmas spirit, up pops the one word that can ruin the season: NIXON

MBFREE

- Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 16:03:09 (EST)

I see that the curse my malignant dwarfs has put on your tumors is working. The craven bastards are all around me though. Nothing seems to work, not even ether. Please call off your demented bats. I can't tsake it anymore. If you dpon't you'll be hearing from my 300 pound Samoan attorney. You should know that he was not really disbarred. That was just a sick joke perpetrated on him by a jealous shaman. Gotta go, I hear there's mischief afoot in the election. Just when you begin to belive that Nixon is dead.

Hunter Thompson

San jose, ca USA - Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 15:43:22 (EST)

(see below) Couldn't hit a curve ball.

Mr. Hicks

Dallas, TX USA - Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 11:41:04 (EST)

Alex gets a $250,000,000 salary. Makes you wonder where Brian went wrong?

nbender

USA - Tuesday, December 12, 2000 at 16:49:25 (EST)

Sometimes your website makes me scratch my head till it's bloody and scabby!

Homey <magicman@grifters.com>

It's a secret, USA - Monday, December 11, 2000 at 21:12:39 (EST)

Moose, Are you gonna eat that fat? Cause if you don't want it...

Homer S <homeboy@doh.nut>

Sprungfield, USA - Monday, December 11, 2000 at 20:03:42 (EST)

Young, crazy stripper girls---------M-A-T-L-O-C-K

Abe Simpson

- Monday, December 11, 2000 at 12:23:22 (EST)

Mooster, I read the news today, Oh boy!!! You got the love bro.

frnk

kland, USA - Friday, December 08, 2000 at 14:09:47 (EST)

Doc, Get your sorry butt back to Bermuda! We must do what we must do to defeat this evil deamon. Doctor's orders. I know it's going to be hard to leave Jirkland, especially during monsoon season. See you soon! Rotty

Uncle Rotten <tohara@ktn.net>

Ktn, AK USA - Thursday, December 07, 2000 at 19:50:38 (EST)

Imaginary Macallan...moosie to Babs

all right, mooseman!!!! whatever it is you're drinking, I'll take some of that....

babs

san ho, USA - Thursday, December 07, 2000 at 13:12:44 (EST)

Yeah, Mooseberg; you're the man. Congrats on having that monkey off your back. I think it's the result of your social schedule, outside of Seattle. Hit the road again, it's good for your health.... Smile, Smile, Smile - P C

P C <pcrahan@home.com>

DBQ, IA USA - Thursday, December 07, 2000 at 05:55:05 (EST)

Hi Jeff...It's the midnight hour on Maui, I'm reading your "late breaking news" and feeling like the sun's shinning & smiling all night long. Sounds like another hole in one to me! Love & Aloha,

cousin Lynne <lross@maui.net>

USA - Thursday, December 07, 2000 at 04:58:56 (EST)

Moosie - Yeah, I think Miller has been confused ever since he wrote that "Chug-a-Lug" song and the one about those trailers for sale or rent. Great NEWS on the late breaking bulletin. Go Moose! AAAAahhhh! HAAAAA! ---Cyber Love, Bob Wills

Bob Wills <Playboys@TexasSwing.com>

Swing City, TX USA - Wednesday, December 06, 2000 at 19:46:16 (EST)

Nice to see Miller Barber is checking in. But I think he's a bit confused.

MooseBFree

Golf National Park, - Tuesday, December 05, 2000 at 11:51:42 (EST)

I knew your wbsite was a hoax. That's why you keep getting drugged and sent to "The Island".

Mr. X? <nomey@springfield.net>

Springfield, ? USA - Monday, December 04, 2000 at 19:14:49 (EST)

Big congrats to Nappy and Sandy - another job well done! Love you guys, Brian & Nancy

Nancy & Brian <bythesea@ibl.bm>

Paget, Bermuda - Sunday, December 03, 2000 at 12:38:16 (EST)

True music afficianado ...moosie to Neil Young

Dude - Say, where can I get a copy of that Dirty Mary's Uptown Downtown Full Tilt Ghetto Band CD? I collect rare CD's from that era. I'll trade you a Bos Band CD. How about a bootleg CD from their live performance at Galena in '72? --Rock On!, Neil

Neil Young <MachineGunSolo@HarvestMoon.com>

La Honda, CA USA - Friday, December 01, 2000 at 19:44:40 (EST)

Why are all these people concerned about who will be president. It is I. Count all you want, it just doesn't matter. The people will get who they really want---me. By the way, I id not impregnate Chad. President Bartlett

J. Bartlett

West Wing, USA - Wednesday, November 29, 2000 at 21:34:56 (EST)

Hey, where is everybody?

Magoo

- Wednesday, November 29, 2000 at 14:36:58 (EST)

Jeez. I'm gone for four days and the guestbook becomes all about turkey butts. I'm not going to have to shut this down am I? Sun Diego esta mui bueno. Turkey (no butt) on Thursday. Golf at Escondido CC on Friday (81), Pam and John's boat on Saturday. We drive to Borrego Springs today to take dad and Annis over there. Home tommorrow. Sunny here. What's it there? Rain?

MooseBFree

Sun Diego, USA - Sunday, November 26, 2000 at 14:34:15 (EST)

MMMMMmmmmm....Turkey Butt....Aaaaaauuuugh! --Homeboy

Homer J. Simpson <FatBoy@Springfield.gov>

Springfield , O USA - Friday, November 24, 2000 at 21:05:29 (EST)

Doc, I don't need MY hand up a turkey's butt to think of you. I think about you all the time...well not all the time, some of the time. But the thought of my hand up a turkey's butt does give me goose bumps. My friend Dick the Hick is right. You are a ledgend on your own time. I bet if you asked real nice you could be the course pro at Spyder Beach. You could sell your shirts at the pro shop. I haven't seen a hat yet. Hope I can pick one up when I breeze into town for the Crystal Mountain folk festival inJanuary...weather permitting.

Rotten <sayuncle@orelse..dot>

Northland, USA - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 22:33:39 (EST)

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah...moosie to Celery

Moose: I had my hand up the turkey's butt, inserting stuffing, and lo and behold, I thought of you. Who wouldn't?? Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving. Celery

celery

USA - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 15:29:09 (EST)

MOOSE;HELLO FROM THE WETEND OF THE COUNTRY.LONG TIME NO SEE YOU, THE LAST TIME I THINK WAS AT SPYDERS, WHERE YOUR DRAW DRIVE OVER THE RIVER THAT LANDED 15 YARDS SHORT OF THE GREEN IS STILL TALKED ABOUT.THE COMMANDER GAVE ME THIS ADRESS,SO YOU CAN BLAME HIM FOR THE INVASION.REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE BENDER AT THE SNORTING ELK. SOUNDS LIKE IT SHOULD BE GOOD. I HEAR THAT TERRY WILL BE THERE, AND RUMOR HAS IT THAT A CERTAIN IRISH TENOR MAY MAKE A RETURN ENGAGEMENT. HOPE TO SEE YOU AT SPYDERS FATHERS DAY. BEST OF TIMES

Dick The Hick <SANDIM@OLYPEN.COM>

FORKS, WA USA - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 12:34:17 (EST)

True music afficianado....moosie to Max

Moose! Where can I get a copy of that "The Sandpaper Fog" CD? I think I heard it on the Radio the other day. I want to add it to my collection, along with "Golfer With a Tan." Have a great Thanksgiving in the Southland.org with Carrie! Fairways and Greens,

Max

Max <Max@bspensive.com>

Mill Valley, CA USA - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 10:14:43 (EST)

There are no banjos or accordians in heaven....moosie to Nbender

I re-read this week's submittals, and I think we all need to overcome our inate jealousy of banjo players (can't we all just get along) and focus on the real message this week: Hare's last submittal. Got it just about figured out. Either 1) it deeply signifies the Inigma of The Imponderable; 2) proves that post-modernism cultivates the variety of incoherence; or 3) wrap some of that stuff in a plain brown wrapper and send it to North Bend. Hope you gain 15 pounds off the fatted bird, Moose. Side note - a shirt was delivered today by a good but seldom-seen friend in Oregon - with a Viper emblem - size XXXL. Kate said Wilbur and I could both wear it at the same time. Love you Wil.

nbender

USA - Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 21:37:26 (EST)

Socks (our Bourbon Tenor), Doors (our bass), La Keski (our soloist) and I wish to thank you all. Without your continued support none of this would have been possible. But please, we ask that each of you, rather than worshipping our musical gifts this Thanksgiving, instead light a candle and place it under an accordian or banjo. While performing this ritual, feel free to hum our hit "The Sandpaper Fog". Then, sit back and enjoy and let the gladness roll in.

Moose B Free <.... and the Crow Tones>

- Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 16:49:03 (EST)

40 minute "Knockin' on Heaven's Door..moosie to Mel Bay, Jr.

You are all amongst the great musical unwashed! I know F Flat when I hear it. It's the key Moose sings in. Owwooooo.

Mel Bay, Jr. <DogsBarking@ToneDef.Org>

- Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 15:49:38 (EST)

Back to the grave Mel, B sharp is C.

nbender

USA - Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 14:07:42 (EST)

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. Please take your cute little pointy head out of your dad's stash bag and listen up. As a would-be jazz artist, you should know that there is, indeed, a key of B Flat Minor. In fact, there is also a key of B Sharp.

Mel Bay <ClassicChineseMelodies.Net>

- Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 12:16:53 (EST)

A Cappela Moose, Eliminate the controversy by getting rid of your instruments and relying on your voice. That way it doesn't matter, every key will B Flat.

Chior Master

USA - Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 11:40:09 (EST)

Uh, we hate to break it to you musical geniuses, but there is NO key called B Flat Minor 9th with a Flatted 5th. That would be a CHORD. Ah, another example of our failing educational system. It's enough to make an impressionable young girl run off with a jazz musician, or fall in love with a blonde dread-locked idealistic tree-hugger. -- Lisa Simpson and Friend

Lisa Simpson & Bleeding Gums Murphy <BloodSimpson@Springfield.tv>

Springfield, O USA - Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 18:06:18 (EST)

Squealin'...moosie to Ned Beatty

Black Mountain---Banjo----Jail----ahhh, the memories.

Ned Beatty <pigboy@ozarks.com>

Hicktown, WV USA - Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 14:55:24 (EST)

Smartest man in history...moosie to Oliver W. Holmes

Use a banjo, go to jail. That's the law.

Oliver W. Holmes

- Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 10:50:19 (EST)

I know the Black Mountain Rag and Senator, you're no Black Mountain Rag. More likely you drank the flatted 5th. As for Uncle Rotten - teachers in this state now get a cost-of-living adjustment, neener neener.

nbender <banjo's rule@music.critic>

USA - Monday, November 20, 2000 at 16:16:29 (EST)

Uncle Rotten, I've got "Black Mountain Rag" down. I play it in the key of B flat with a minor 9th with a flatted 5th and it's a 20 minute version. So there. Now I gotta get back to my daytime t.v. shows.

Moose B Free

Golf National Park, - Monday, November 20, 2000 at 13:36:22 (EST)

Clancy, you've always been a pig and you always will be. Peace~Love~Dove

Homey's Mom

Everywhere, USA - Monday, November 20, 2000 at 13:29:43 (EST)

Is it 'stun' or 'whomp'?...moosie to Chief Wiggam

OK Boys, Anymore of this talk about the sixties and I'm breaking out the Hippie strenght Mace and setting my nightstick on WOMP!!

Chief Clancy Wiggam <copper@springfield.gov>

Springfield, ? USA - Monday, November 20, 2000 at 12:06:11 (EST)

That might be funny to your 3rd graders, but ...moosie to Rotten

Moose, Sorry about the Ducks...not! They had a great year, but it looks like the Beavs rule! I enjoyed watching them this year. They were exciting. Maybe they'll be in a bowl game in Arizona and Hare can invite you down to watch. What's with this West Wing crap? You could be learning more Doc tunes if you didn't watch that drivle. "Black Mountain Rag" by January! Set some goals. I've been waiting for years to be able to say,"Pick it , Jeff!" and not have you go for your nose. Keep the faith, Rotten

Rotten <Northcountry fair .com>

Atlantis, USA - Sunday, November 19, 2000 at 23:45:55 (EST)

Hey Jeff....I can't get your email to work. Talked to Fred Carter who briefly filled me in on what's up with you. Give me a call (360) 901-3748 or email. I'll be in Seattle around Nov.30 -- could bring a guitar. I've still got Fred's old Ovation from Dirty

Mary's. It sounds great. I sound so-so. Paul

Paul Henderson <PaulZoom@address.com>

Packwood, WA USA - Sunday, November 19, 2000 at 13:31:49 (EST)

Didn't they do a couple of more Dylan covers? I dreamed I Voted In St. Augustine and Like A Polling Stoned.

Lost in the '60's/even more lost in the oughts

USA - Saturday, November 18, 2000 at 11:35:17 (EST)

Moose, (If that's your real name), Whoa, dude! Who is this slipstream maniac? This master of streams of consciousness? And the critics said we rambled on..."(We saw the best minds of (our) generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin- ery of night." But this "Hare" cat - he be sumpin'. Got to split,now, goin over to Jerry's pad. Allen and Jack

Ginzberg & Kerouac, LLP <www.ginzy.com>

SF, CA USA - Saturday, November 18, 2000 at 09:58:42 (EST)

Slipstream maniac...moosie to Hare

Yo Moose, these look like 2 hot shows. Do you know anyone who got these recorded? Bush at Pat Buchanan Memorial Arena, West Palm Beach, Florida 11/14/00. Set 1: Miami-Dade Half-Assed Recount Toodeloo> Feels Like It's Stranger> Lied, Cheated> Me & My Brother> Friend of the Dubya> Man Smart/Machine Smarter> Injunctions Never Stopped Set 2: No Help on the Way> Slipshod> Katherine's Power> Estimated Recount> Uncle Jeb's Scam> Playin' with the Chads> Critical Development(That's it for the Other One)> Around & Around> Revolution> Brokedown Ballots Encore: When Bush Comes To Shove> U.S. Blues or: VP Al Gore at the Recount Memorial Coliseum Arena, Tallahassee FL 11/17/00 Set 1: Grasp Straw West Palm Beach Fadeaway Jack-a-Vote Weirdest Story Ever Told Tennessee Al It Must Have Been The Butterfly Ballot Loser Its All Over Now Set 2: Victim or the Crime> Karenna> Lost Seniors> State Of Circumstance Eyes and Nays of the World> He's Gone> d/s> Goin Down The Road Feelin Bad> I Need a Miracle> Antics of My Life Sunshine State Daydream Encore: Its All Over Now, Baby Blue Keep on truckin, Moose, Go Ducks!

hare

U-know, AZ USA - Friday, November 17, 2000 at 14:16:47 (EST)

Funny, ha ha...moosie to Charlton Heston

Now were right back to politics, because the only way you can get a golf ball to go 190 yards is to shoot it out of a gun. This is why we have the second ammendment.

Charlton Heston <omegaman@NRA.org>

Los Angleles, USA - Friday, November 17, 2000 at 12:02:45 (EST)

What's with all the politics? Remember, this is a golf site. If you want to discuss politics, how about the Arnie and Ely versus the USGA squabble? I'm all for the hot drivers. With one, I might be able to get the ball to go farther than 190 yards.

MooseBFree

Golf National Park, - Friday, November 17, 2000 at 10:07:00 (EST)

Hey, Does all this counting count? 11/7/00 was just a dress rehearsal, let's do it all over again and see how many chad's we can make pregnant?

CHAD <President's @Florida.com>

West Palm, Fl USA - Friday, November 17, 2000 at 06:06:42 (EST)

whoop, whoop... so glad there are west wingers in the bunch. so here's the question -- who is ainsley, and where the hell did she come from? Max, we missed you on Saturday. Moose, you made the night. okay, back to the internet to find out what ever happened to the third Bush bro -- neal. Think he's in rehab? Bet he voted in florida. Love, bails

babs <bbkathome@aol.com>

USA - Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 23:48:13 (EST)

Janet baby, you're hotter than a Branch Dividian.

Bubba Clinton

Washington D.C., USA - Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 21:32:25 (EST)

Don't make me discipline you girls!

Janet Reno <bighurt@butch.com>

Washington, DC USA - Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 16:48:45 (EST)

Oh my. Think of the possibilities.

Patty Murray <tennis shoe for any ankle size.org.)>

- Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 13:42:27 (EST)

Hey, hey, hey, I've got dibs on Donna!!!

Hillary Clinton <bigankles@aol>

New York, NY USA - Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 13:30:27 (EST)

Donna....ummmmmauuughhhh.

Josh

Washington D.C., USA - Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 11:58:23 (EST)

It's like I watched it myself...moosie to Max

RE: The West Wing: Charlie's idea got incorporated into the speach. CJ did NOT have to sing the Notre Dame fight song. Sam was happy. Toby got the first draft back from Timothy Busfield's character the reporter whose name escapes me (Time for Gingko). Donna was not happy. Her date, the lobbyist had a ego the size of Texas. The gay congressman held firm in his debate with Josh on the same sex marriage law; but did snub his fellow congressman on the way out of the White House as a rebuke for his Faustian bargain. The oil tanker was intercepted without bloodshed. I think that about wraps it up. Oh yeah, Donna and Josh gazed at one another just a little too long. Leaving open the possibility of budding romantic complications. Any questions? ---Cyber Love,

Max

Max <MaxBSpensive>

GO!.................9ERS!, USA - Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 11:52:19 (EST)

O.K. O.K., I'll root for them Damn Ducks (that is there official name, you know) and We'll come down to stay with you and go see our beloved Dawgs do the Fiesta! Thanks for the invite. Next time, don't be so pushey! sheesh...Sis

Sister Sludge

USA - Wednesday, November 15, 2000 at 19:21:23 (EST)

Ducks in the Rose Bowl. Ooh. Ahh.

Wilbur

Mars, - Wednesday, November 15, 2000 at 11:49:40 (EST)

Yo MaestroMoose: Welcome home to the great PNW. Gotta tell ya, the Good Sis, well-intentioned as she is, has got it all wrong. Now, as you know, I'm as big a Dawg fan as there is 'round these parts, yet, I am pulling for your feathered friends to un-damn the Beavers (?) and go smell the Roses. Why, you might ask? Let me tell ya: Should UW beat the mangy cats in the Palouse and should the quack-attack prevail in Corvallis, my Huskies are a lock for a spot in ... you guess it, the BCS Tostita-ville Fiesta Bowl (likely against Notre Dame). Nothing against the Rose Bowl (the grand-daddy of them all), but not only will the Fiesta be a "bigger" and "better" match-up (with Purdue having lost for the 3rd time), but it will transpire right here in my back yard! The usual suspects are already making plans to spend New Years in the Desert w/the Dawgs. So let me just say this about that: Go Ducks! Go Dawgs! Go Moose!

hare <aintgonnatellya.com>

Warm&Dry, AZ USA - Wednesday, November 15, 2000 at 11:35:13 (EST)

Yo, Bro-Mo. I swear, I love reading about your world travels, with the tennis stars, the rock legends-in-their-own-room(or future legends,Cully?)Limo's, parties, the life of the rich and wanna-be's, but, we low lifes have to keep our couches warm on these cold NWest daysandnights. Mostly we watch Huskie games and root for the OSU Beav's. I can almost smell those roses now. By the way...just WHO DID let the DAWGS out? woof! PS where will you be on thanksgiving? There's a scotch with your name on it in Chelan. If Al doesn't get to it first...love, the good sister

Sissy Spacey <shur>

uhmmm, hu? USA - Tuesday, November 14, 2000 at 20:16:57 (EST)

Celery, I swear I didn't know "Pinchy" was your pet.

Homer Simpson

- Tuesday, November 14, 2000 at 17:10:39 (EST)

Hey Moosoo!!! What the hell happened to my pet lobster?? Can you think of any suspects? Great to see you, you damn near passed the midterm. Celery \

celery

USA - Monday, November 13, 2000 at 22:46:38 (EST)

Hi Moose! Breakfased with O'Hara in San Antonio and he told me the news. I was very sorry to hear the news, but after Brian showed me Deadgolf and I had the chance to read wonderful thoughts expressed by you and to you, I know that you are in good spirits. You are, indeed, surrounded by good spirits. Keep the faith and in the fairway. Good luck to the Niners on Sunday.

Mark Rooker <calkid@mindspring.com>

Lisle, IL USA - Sunday, November 12, 2000 at 09:57:24 (EST)

Who let the Ducks out? Quack. Quack. Quack.

Ken Kesey

Bluejean, USA - Tuesday, November 07, 2000 at 12:12:29 (EST)

Who let the dogs out? Woof-----Woof,woof,woof,woof

Baha Boys

USA - Monday, November 06, 2000 at 15:47:17 (EST)

Hey Moose, too much of everything is just enough. I think you are wise to charge your batteries again befor you head for Bagdad-by-the-Bay this week. Besides, you have to do your part to help the world, and vote for Buchanan Tuesday.... By the way, today is Andy's 17th bday. Smile,smile,smile - P C & Mr Riley

P C

Dubuque, Ia USA - Saturday, November 04, 2000 at 07:35:36 (EST)

The new med page is up. I think I have to go back to Bermuda now. I didn't get enough therapy or lobster or sun or scotch or rounds in at Mid O.

MooseBTears

Koikland, USA - Friday, November 03, 2000 at 11:42:51 (EST)

MC McDuck: Soooo sorry you had to leave the island. By the time you read this, the whole trip will be like a dream (or a nightmare in Bri and Nancy's case). You should be aware there will be no lobster, or mid-ocean golf, or beaches, or tennis with the pros at San Ho. But this, too, will be an experience, and just like a kidney stone, this, too, will pass. See you soon. Celery

celery

USA - Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 18:49:00 (EST)

Why'd you quit working at Boeing?..moosie to Max just Max

Moose B. Free - Have instructed Airline attendants to put you on a 90-Unit I.V. Drip of Johnny Walker Blue and pureed lobster. Getting Mid Ocean's 17th Green installed in the Coach section was a little tougher. But consider it done. Anything to ease the pain of leaving Paradise Rock. Cyber Love, Max

Max just Max

Forty- Fu***in' Niners, Man!, USA - Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 18:10:19 (EST)

Last entry from Fantasy Rock: This has been a great holiday from reality and I'm going to miss reading the Royal Gazette every

morning, playing Mid O in the afternoon and eating Lobster at night. Guess I'll just have to come back soon. THANKS TO THE

O'HARAS. Over and over and over again.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 15:29:56 (EST)

Welcome home Moose. Hope all is well in the PNW. Hey, I'm going to Vegas for the weekend. All that I am asking for is ten gold

dollars and I could pay you back with one good hand. I've got no chance of losing this time....

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Sin City, NV USA - Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 14:41:01 (EST)

Counting down the hours til I have to leave. Boo hoo. Or, since it's Halloween, Boo. --- Played the Southampton Princess Par 3

course with the O'Hara family today. Cute course. Mid Ocean tommorrow with RG and R.Cox and Jimmy McNicholls. Hoping the

weather is as good as it has been for the past couple of days. Then it's home to the rain. Booooooo. Happy Halloween.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Tuesday, October 31, 2000 at 18:04:11 (EST)

Those arn't junk, they're classics...moosie to Punibomber

We did get 1.25 million for all of the Dead paraphernalia on Ebay, but it cost 1 million to haul away all the junk cars on the property and another 200k to mow the lawn. The Corvair, we donated to the Green Party Presidential Campaign. Of the remaining 50,000, we spent half on the party and half to pay off the coach of Arizona State to throw the game against the Ducks.

Punibomber

Bellevue, WA USA - Tuesday, October 31, 2000 at 12:00:43 (EST)

My house is gone? Oh too bad. Guess I'll have to stay here in By-the-Can for another millennium. Hey Muniblunder, did you get

the couple of mil for those Dead posters?

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Monday, October 30, 2000 at 20:08:36 (EST)

Moosie - hope you didn't mind me giving the Muniblunder the key to your house! The party was awesome however!! We miss you as well. When do you come back from Paradise - next year sometime?!?!?!

Sandstress

USA - Monday, October 30, 2000 at 14:20:39 (EST)

Hello Newman!, I hope things are'nt to tough there in paradise. Life's back to normal here at the Bellevue National Rain Forest. In an effort to overcome our jealousy, we sold your house and threw a big party. You would have loved it. I miss talking to you buddy, it's just not the same trying to have an intelligent (or literate) conversation with the National Bank of RJK. Not to mention, the Bank never has cheese cake. See you soon

Muniblunder

Bellevue, WA USA - Monday, October 30, 2000 at 14:04:23 (EST)

For those of you keeping score at home, that would be Cullen, Moose and Marini minding the store. Dear Lord, is the place still standing??? Wild win for the Quack-attack here in the desert this weekend, Moose. 56-55 in double OT!?! Your Ducks are looking rosey..., but watch for the Beavers. Do me a favor and knock a 6 iron stiff for me one time before you leave Wonderland. Living here in a golf paradise and been too busy to hit the links for the past month. It's a hate crime, I tell you! It's not right.... Oh, and for the Good Sister, if it's sunshine you seek, the forecast is always good down here, so come on down. The vintages may not be as good as those being quaffed on the Rock, but what we lack in wine, we make up for in cheap scotch! We're here for only 4 more months so get on your horse and ride....

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Sunshine, AZ USA - Monday, October 30, 2000 at 11:23:07 (EST) 177

RG and Can are at Duke for Parent's Weekend. Marini is on the rock. Cullen had a party. Need more be said?---Dinner at Coral Beach Club. Lobster again? Yep. Golf at Mid Ocean tommorrow before the 49er game. I never wanna go home.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Saturday, October 28, 2000 at 09:13:10 (EDT)

Marini and I are sworn to silence...moosie to Sandstress

Does the Life 'O Cullen include hangovers - haven't heard from you today!

Sandstress

USA - Friday, October 27, 2000 at 17:34:10 (EDT)

Hope you're having a great time in Bermuda--has it been windy?! We missed you at the wedding, but looking forward to seeing

you next month!

Kim <Kplavan@aol.com>

Escondido, CA USA - Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 17:54:31 (EDT)

Celebrated C-Dog's 17th birthday at home. Life of Cullen...something to aspire towards. Let's see: Tired of surfing, hit tennis balls with Patrick Rafter; tired of tennis, hit chip shots to the green with MBFree; tired of that, electric guitars in By-the-Can. That's the way you do it, money for nothing and your chips for free.---Golf in the driving rain and wind this morning with Graham Boyle and Hugh Barritt. Glad I don't come here for the weather. ---Max, taking you up on your advice, only we've doubled the doses. Ummmmaughhhh.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 10:58:44 (EDT)

Moose, et al, Glad to see everyone but Zero is watching their diet carefully and partaking of the three major food groups. Piecing together information from the Guestbook, and scientifically analyzing that data, I have determined that the three groups are: Green, Red, and Amber. For the layperson, that would be Golf, Lobster and Scotch. Dr. Max also suggests that you make sure you get your daily does of Vitamin S Complex. That'd be Salt and Sugar. Very important for the stamina you will need when Marini hits the rock. --Cyber Love, Max

Max

9ERTown, CA USA - Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 12:37:31 (EDT)

Party at the McNicholl's last night. The usual cast of local characters. Celery, this is no fun at all. Guess I'll have to come to San Jose and party with you guys. They don't know how here.----Doors and Squirrelle have departed. Marini arrives soon. Uh oh.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 11:54:47 (EDT)

Happier than the proverbial pig. But----I fear you are less than truthful. Thanks for the effort.

celery

USA - Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 23:48:23 (EDT)

What did you tell the Board of Directors??!?? That you wouldn't come back again? Buy buy!

nbender

USA - Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 16:29:36 (EDT)

Hey Moose -Brian's gonna have to set you up with an office at XL the way the stock looks - up 4.5% today - see you in August!! Nappy says hello and sends his love to Brian and Nancy as well!!

Sandstress

USA - Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 12:24:25 (EDT)

Scotch and lobster again? I'll be watching the stock Carefully today following your visit. How did Brian get you past security, in his golf bag? Come to think of it you're shaped like a 2-iron; put a club cover on your dome and you could slip right past the guards. The sun's been out and you should be worrying about your lawn.

nbender

USA - Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 09:54:48 (EDT)

Absolutely the worst weather,lobster and scotch you can imagine. I wish I was on my couch watching daytime tv. ----You happy now, Celery?

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 09:46:28 (EDT)

I'VE BEEN CHECKING IN SO WHATSSUP WITH YOUR "WHATSSUP". SOUNDS LIKE YOU AND THE "BOYS" ARE RIPPIN IT UP. I'LL GET

ALL THE DETAILS FROM "THE" UPON THEIR RETURN. TALK WITH YOU WHEN YOU LATER.

BUGGS:

USA - Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 00:51:24 (EDT)

Oh we're checking in, but it's hard to top what you got going on "Down by the Sea"! After a tour of XL should we continue to watch the stock rise or should we sell now, Mortamor?!? Miss ya Moos-a-roo!!!!

Sandstress

USA - Monday, October 23, 2000 at 18:33:37 (EDT)

Hey, I take the time to write in this guestbook and no one's checking in. Whassup? ---Relaxin' by the sea. Today is Doors and Squirelle's last and we are going to Mid Ocean for dinner. More Lobster. ---This morning Doors and I hit tennis balls with Patrick on the O's court. That was cool. ---To a tour of the XL building in the afternoon. That was cool too. More golf coming this week. Weather is moderate, beers are flowing and Marini comes to the rock soon. Batten down the hatches.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Monday, October 23, 2000 at 17:24:53 (EDT)

Breakfast at the Coral Beach Club. Rocking with the Cuztodians last night. Doors gatoring to "Fruit Loops". Look for the video on MTV--That's Moose TV. Party tonight at By-the-Sea. Brian ran out of Scotch. Yeah, right.

MooseBFree <Golfnationalpark.com>

Bermudiful, Confusion USA...USA...USA - Saturday, October 21, 2000 at 12:25:32 (EDT)

It's good to be number 18 ...moosie to The Good Sister

I'm with Celery! Enough of the "close call Hurricane..." crud. It made a hard left and straight on till mornin! We're starting on the ark at first light. and it's ONLY been 30 times to Bermuda?! Poor boy. It's a good thing your not related to THE MAN. Mom and Dad had just complained that they didn't get invited to the Rock last year, but were found to be back in favor with his HIGHness this Millenium. As for the rest of us bums, we'll just keep checking the stock reports...and dream...lobster, seabreeze, oh, Hell, I'm going to drown my sorrows in a Bailey's shake, and pretend it's hot out. Sending lots of Love to ALL relations big and not so big. SisterBGood,MF

The Good Sister <aelandmann@aol.com>

Clod Hill, USA - Saturday, October 21, 2000 at 00:17:31 (EDT)

This job comes with caveats...moosie to Celery

Moose, for your information there are some of us stuck here in kinda gloomy October weather getting more and more jealous about golfing in paradise. please keep all that BS to yourself, and lie to us. "It rained all day, we couldn't play golf, Brian ran out of Scotch" Things like that. Hope to see you in NoCal in November. Celery

celery

USA - Friday, October 20, 2000 at 20:49:06 (EDT)

You're bringing home the gold baby! Let's go to Disneyland! I can see it now, Moose and Squirrell on the next Wheaties box!! Damn, I'm proud to be an American!

Sandstress

USA - Friday, October 20, 2000 at 18:44:08 (EDT)

Moose and Squirelle take down Rafter and Petty in a match that wasn't even close. The Americans take the Internationals. USA...USA...USA

Moose B Free <Golf National Park>

- Friday, October 20, 2000 at 18:11:11 (EDT)

Turn 'em over and hit lefthanded...moosie to Tiger Woods

I just found out that our clubs got switched by the airlines. I'm playing your clubs in the President's Cup and I can't get your driver to go over 180 yards. I need your advice on how to play these clubs.

Tiger Woods <big180@pga.org>

Lake Manassas, VA USA - Thursday, October 19, 2000 at 16:17:17 (EDT)

Ahh. First Class. I'm spoilt. Well, I was until Delta lost my golf clubs. Still not here four days later. Dang. Doors and Squirelle here...not lost. Lobster dinners. More coming. Weather good despite close call by hurricane Michael. Screw the subway series. Golf Channel is the alternative. Over and out til later....MBFree

Moose B Free <By-the-Can>

Bermudiful, Euphoria GolfNationalPark - Thursday, October 19, 2000 at 09:32:18 (EDT)

Oh Moose, Damn Yankees is right! A cloud has been cast across the City - I'm singin' the Blues! Lookin' for your first entry from Bermuda....the boys are there by now, the drinks are pouring, and the laughter is flowing I'm sure! Tell Brian and Nancy hello!!!

Sandy B

Sadsville, WA USA - Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 14:22:12 (EDT)

Damn Yankees!!!!!!!!

Seattlites

Seattle, WA USA - Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 12:50:20 (EDT)

XL continues to climb on word Moose and the Professor are in Bermuda dispensing sage financial advice. Terry and I are talking about pooling our shares and sending Wilbur to afterburner the monmentum. And ask: after the Mariner's sweep New York these next 2 games, are the Bermudians coming to the World Series?

nbender

USA - Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 10:43:15 (EDT)

Hey Jeff: great to see you down 'By the Sea' tonite! it's sure been a while, since we committed the ultimate sin and were MIA over July 4th! We've been following your medical journal and it brings back so many memories of a difficult time in our lives; your strength and positive attitude is amazing; (wish I could say that I was that strong, 4 years ago.....) we wish you well and look forward to the next time we see you. Being around you, is like a 'happy' pill! Much love, B&B

Bru & Bev Connell <bbconnell@ibl.bm>

Bermuda - Monday, October 16, 2000 at 19:51:29 (EDT)

Does this confirm what I've heard about firefighters?...moosie to Firedog

Sending good wishes for a wonderful trip. Hope the weather and water are warm on the old bones. Looking to tee it up when you get back and eat me if you want strokes. "Paper of Plastic"....BAGGER

firedog <firedogc13@aol.com>

seattle, wa USA - Sunday, October 15, 2000 at 20:50:09 (EDT)

Moose - The only time I contributed a "GO M's" comment to your guestbook, the M's won. Assuming therefore that I am all-powerful, I think they need my help. GO M's!!!!! There, I think that ought to do it. Cyber Love, Max

Max

SF9ERS4EVR, USA - Saturday, October 14, 2000 at 12:43:49 (EDT)

Moose, Since you're going to Bermuda, could you do a favor for me? I loaned Brian some money for a date in 1967. I could really use it now. I'm sure he remembers. If you get anything from him, please invest it in plastics, my boy, plastics! I'll pick it up this summer. What's this about your cat taking a test??? I didn't even know you had a cat. Say "Hi!" to everyone you see in Bermuda. Give my love to all the appropriate people. Wish I could go with you...(sob, sob) Uncle R.

Uncle Rotten <tohara@ktn.net>

Ketchikan, AK USA - Friday, October 13, 2000 at 19:57:30 (EDT)

NBender is absolutely right! I don't care how bad the shoulder is, you're not getting any strokes from me anytime soon.... Have a blast in Bermuda and say hey to the locals for me. I'll be going to the UW - ASU game at Sun Devils Stadium tomorrow (while watching the M's on a watchman!) with 5,000 of my closest dawg-friends here in the desert. Will be pulling for your Ducks against SC (on principle...). Go M's, go Dawgs, go Ducks, go Moose!

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Now-Perfect-Weather, AZ USA - Friday, October 13, 2000 at 14:11:47 (EDT)

I'm with Frank, all this complaining about the shoulder is a pitiful sand-bagging attempt to get us to put some money on it. Give big hugs to the Bermuda faction.

nbender

USA - Friday, October 13, 2000 at 12:28:15 (EDT)

hey you moose, hmmmm... 6 irons from 130...180 yd drives... want a game? I think you'd beat me left handed with an eye patch bro. Your scorecard is looking pretty good. Take it easy and keep on playin' thru!

frank

USA - Thursday, October 12, 2000 at 19:57:05 (EDT)

Good morning Mariner Moose!!! Damn good game is right!! As previously written this morning, thoughts and prayers coming your way! I also will be checking in - Can't wait for another Mariner win today!!! Love ya!

sandy <sandyb@pointshare.com>

USA - Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 11:34:59 (EDT)

Moose- Lost a few nails myself in the bottom of the 9th. But I made up for it by producing an extra gallon of gastric acids. A "DeadHead from Ketchum?" Yikes! Does he have any old Bos Band CD's? 8-tracks? Good luck with the CT scan - I'll be checking in, depite the fact it's a challenge to type or dial phones with fingers and toes crossed. Cyber Love, Max

Max

SF9ERS4EVR, USA - Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 10:52:33 (EDT)

Hi Moose. I'll be thinking of you during the CAT results and related strategies today. What's done is done, and as you have proven, it's all attitude, er, 'tude. We're all on needles and pins, so keep us posted. All the best of the day, PC et al

PC

DBQ, IA USA - Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 05:34:29 (EDT)

Mooser -- good thoughts and damn good prayers going into the cat with you. pass the damn test, okay? So. are you heading to sunny callif after bermuda? we're hopin..... anyway, don't forget to have a seabreeze at sunset for me. make it two. love, bails

babs

usa, USA - Tuesday, October 10, 2000 at 13:13:31 (EDT)

Go Moose! Go M's! Go new boyfriend (yikes!)....? Are you going to give him the lie detector test??? Wonderful rainstrom in the desert this morning. Not even 70 degrees! This will bring mittens and turtlenecks and scarves out throughout the Valley. Brrrr! Ramping up the good vibes for you and the M's today! Honk if you hate the Yankees!

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Cooling-Down, AZ USA - Tuesday, October 10, 2000 at 11:39:53 (EDT)

Sayhey Herb: I just wrote this glowing letter{are these things things called letters?} to you but I must have hit the wrong button or something because the next thing I know it has dissappeared poof. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that after reading your latest homepage enteries I must say that it sounds like you had a great sports weekend. What did I do you ask? I mowed the lawn and watched the BB game on the tube. GO M's {go dodgers} Keep in touch. Bugs

Bugs and Sparky

USA - Monday, October 09, 2000 at 17:43:00 (EDT)

Bonjour, again. Oooops, hit the wrong key. Let's see, we were at the thought of a masseuse taking care of that body, working that bag of bones till you feel so good... By the way, with Shannon back in the fray, could this be the resurrage of The Starlets? That gen-X group of Silicon Valley women wanting to let the good times roll who were briefly represented pre-Cabo have surfaced. Paris was great in every respect, from oozing history to Parsian jazz clubs, oh and the Burgundy wine, oh my my. Gotta get The Zero to break it out while your on The Rock. Au revoir, PC et al

PC

DBQ, IA USA - Sunday, October 08, 2000 at 11:29:51 (EDT)

Hi Jeff... we enjoyed getting together for dinner with Kimmy and Sparky when they honeymooned on Maui! Kimmy said they loved snorkeling! I'm excited to hear you're off to Bermuda soon. Tropical islands have a special healing energy! Aloha from all of us!

cousin Lynne <lross@maui.net>

USA - Sunday, October 08, 2000 at 00:02:27 (EDT)

Hello Mariner's Moose - Sir Naps a lot and I will be looking for you and the 'Bomber at the game - Oh, this is big!!!

Sandy B <sandyb>

Kirkland, WA USA - Friday, October 06, 2000 at 10:34:38 (EDT)

No one's safe in cyberspace ...moosie to Sparky and Bugs

Hi. Can you believe that we got on the net? Only you could have lured us to the net. I called yesterday to give you congrats on your mallards. M's are looking good. Go Dodgers!!

Sparky and Bugs

USA - Thursday, October 05, 2000 at 00:36:07 (EDT)

A copy of Stunk & White...moosie to Johnny The Dream

i waiting and ready for the match of the superpowers come one come all plus we wont count any more than two putts per hole for you. that should get your juices flowing love as all ways johnny the dream

johnny the dream <johnnyfalsetto@aol.com>

bellevue, wa USA - Wednesday, October 04, 2000 at 16:58:54 (EDT)

Moosie -- Doors, Squirelle, Moose and O'Zero on the same rock?! The mind reels...Surfin' With Godzilla, Part II. Sounds like a potent cocktail. Go Giants! Go M's! Cyber Love and Hollywood Air Kisses, Max

Max B Spensive <john.sheehan@baysix.com>

SF Giants, CA USA - Wednesday, October 04, 2000 at 16:57:35 (EDT)

Moose B Duck: Winning streak is alive and well at Autzen. The only time I've ever enjoyed being there was for Dead/Dylan in '87.... Quack-attack certainly with the inside track to the Rose Bowl. I'll see you next year at the Dawg House....

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Spilt Milk, AZ USA - Monday, October 02, 2000 at 17:02:17 (EDT)

I haven't read a book since you ordered me the cable...moosie to Couch Bug

Don't your eyeballs feel like they're kind of square after you watch too much tv? At least the Quacks were ON tv - I had to listen to Indians (yes, I know they changed the name)and Bears loose on the RADIO...bummer. Loved your win, though; sfers don't much care for the mangy dogs either. And then there were the A's, M's, Giants... Dick is going to be spending the next several days riding BART back and forth. I'm staying on the couch with periodic trips to work so I can pay the cable bill. xoxoxox...

couch bug

sf, USA - Monday, October 02, 2000 at 12:49:19 (EDT)

Wrong, Hare breath.

Moose B Duck <Quack.Attack>

Bluejean, OR USA - Saturday, September 30, 2000 at 20:49:35 (EDT)

Moose B. Duck: Dawgs/Quack-Attack. Saturday afternoon. "SNAP!" (the sound of a home winning streak coming to an end....) Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted! Woof, woof!

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

UW - South Campus, AZ USA - Wednesday, September 27, 2000 at 21:06:20 (EDT)

Moose - I have four words of instruction for you: Kidd Valley, Chocolate Shake. repeat. (OK, 5 words) love, the SB Aries Constituency Cheers!

shannon <shannon@expertcity.com>

Santa Barbara, CA USA - Wednesday, September 27, 2000 at 18:58:32 (EDT)

F**k the Cowboys...moosie to Jerry Jones

Why do ya'll hate us texunz so much, we ain't dun nuttin to you. I know your all closet fans anyway, cuz we keep gettin' anonymous fan mail from Seattle and Bermuda.

Jerry Jones <bigcheese@cowboys.com>

Dallas, TX USA - Monday, September 25, 2000 at 12:17:24 (EDT)

Moose, Are you going to let him get away with that jab. I thought this site had standards. That was a low blow and a cheap shot by Bender. Wait till I get him on the golf course next year. I'll make him cry "Uncle!" Keep taking your vitamins and get well. Your favorite uncle

T O'Hara <rotten@don'tfencemein.edu >

Sydney, AUS - Saturday, September 23, 2000 at 17:59:49 (EDT)

That might be funny to you geologists but..moosie to nbender

Chinaman, German, and Irishman go to the Olympics. Guy at the gate tells them if you're not an athlete you need a ticket - they all walk away depressed. Chinaman finds a manhole cover, goes back to the gate and says he's Wong Lee from China - discus. German finds a broom, cuts off the brushes, sharpens the end with a knife, goes back to the gate and says he's Helmut Klautz - javelin. Irish guy finds a roll of barbed wire, tucks it under his arm, goes back to the guy at the gate and says he's Terry O'Hara - fencing.

nbender <nbender@ptinet.net>

USA - Friday, September 22, 2000 at 23:32:59 (EDT)

MCMoose: Sounds like you are getting the right advice from your docs. I am a little bit worried about the advice from your friends, though. Like this: Watch a Dallas Cowboys video? Care about the albatrosses, er, I mean, Seahawks? Keep your head down and slow down your backswing and a lot of pars and birdies await you in the following days. CELERY

celery <t.kelly5@gte.net>

San Jose, ca USA - Wednesday, September 20, 2000 at 16:15:23 (EDT)

Moose.........I don't mean to whine here but where is the entry for today, I've been checking back, trying to be patient, but where the hell are you?!?!?!? Can you say get a life................

Sandy <sandybarnett>

USA - Monday, September 18, 2000 at 17:25:09 (EDT)

Moose - See the "Fat Boy." Be the "Fat Boy." OOOoooommmmm! or "AAAAaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugh." Eat! EAT!!! -Cyber Love and Hollywood Air Kisses, Max

Max

Mill Valley, CA USA - Friday, September 15, 2000 at 12:19:58 (EDT)

Can had a prime? Blink--oops I missed it..moosie to Hare

FYI - Another star is born (see below). I know it's hard to believe but this kid might even be better that the Can was in his prime.... Keep eating Moose! The Seattle Times Thursday, September 14, 2000 CENTER OF THE STORM The 35-inch tires are so big that Mike O'Hara's 1972 Blazer barely fits in the garage. A Junior quarterback at Newport, O'Hara was riding just as high after last week's season opener against Cedarcrest when he rushed for 121 yards on nine carries and scored three touchdowns on runs of 13, 25 and 34 yards. O'Hara played running back last season as a sophomore, but moved to quarterback as junior after the graduation of Brett McDonald. This season, the quarterback will be a more dangerous weapon in Newport's wishbone offense,which rushed for 409 yards in the opener. "Since I played running back last year, I have a little more knack for running,"O'Hara said. He also has a hard corps of backs to give the ball to - Rich Stockman, Jay Miller and fullback Jon Cacabelos. Each had at least 77 yards rushing, led by Stockman's 119.

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Hell, AZ USA - Thursday, September 14, 2000 at 15:04:14 (EDT)

Moose eat more Moose eat more Moose eat more Moose eat more............

On a diet in

sf, USA - Thursday, September 14, 2000 at 11:14:24 (EDT)

Most be Porn videos, you're impotent at Golf

Harvey Penick <hp@greatbeyond.com>

Heaven, USA - Tuesday, September 12, 2000 at 11:31:39 (EDT)

Playboy Golf Videos?

Moose B Free <cabletv.couch>

Golf National Park, - Tuesday, September 12, 2000 at 10:22:47 (EDT)

You don't need cable to watch those videos you keep ordering from us.

Hugh Hefner <heff@pbm.org (and i don't mean organization)>

ca USA - Monday, September 11, 2000 at 17:17:53 (EDT)

MooseMan: Welcome to the wonderful world of a million channels! You'll clearly need to spend some time building up that callous on your thumb.... Aidan and Ryan highly recommend the cartoon network. Two small thumbs up! Happy viewing. And another thing (for you pro football fans): HOW 'BOUT THEM DAWGS!?! Woof! Hope you're swinging (pain) free and easy soon. You know, desert golf is very therapeutic. Come on down and give it a shot! Even with a bum shoulder, you're sure to take $ from me....

hare (as opposed to Mare) <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Still-too-hot-to-breath , AZ USA - Monday, September 11, 2000 at 13:13:03 (EDT)

And how about those niners? I feel so young watching them because the last time I sat through a game like yesterday's, I was 25. Is Joe Thomas still alive? The way I see it, we got a really good look at the Carolina offense and if the game had been a few hours longer, we would definitely have put that information to good use (you could see us roaring back - not enough clock. We'll see them again 10/22 - they're toast. Go Moose, go...if I have to pick between you and the niners, I'd rather see you win. Much love...

bug the weary fan

sf, USA - Monday, September 11, 2000 at 12:54:56 (EDT)

Took the crew out the Steese Highway this weekend to the Artic Circle Hot Springs, about 125 miles notheast of Fairbanks. All the leaves have changed, chased a cub 20 feet up a tree (we sat in the truck scanning for mother bear), then drove out to pee in the Yukon River (that's an Alaskan thing). Can't wait to play with Doc Watson's protegee, maybe if I get back to Bellevue in September. Big smooch (didn't see any live moose, saw lots of the other kind, don't go north just now Jeff it's moose season).

nbender <nbender@yahoo.com>

USA - Monday, September 11, 2000 at 00:54:50 (EDT)

Boy, is my face red. You sure fooled me, Billy Mitchell, you sly SALESMAN, you. And I sat across the table from you at dinner in Kirkland this summer. Should have known. All of Moose's friends are odd ducks. Gotta love it. Go Niners!

RG

Paget, Bermuda - Sunday, September 10, 2000 at 13:39:22 (EDT)

Echoing sentiments of 49'er fans everywhere ...moosie to RG

Yikes! How did SALESMAN get on your guestbook? The Cowboys - Now & Forever?? Don't make me puke!!

RG <bythesea@ibl.bm>

Paget, Bermuda - Friday, September 08, 2000 at 15:43:21 (EDT)

Hey Mooster, Teed it up with the MuniBomber yesterday at Druids. You know that old adage "bring as many balls as your handicap?" Wouldn't have been enough. For either of us. That't the good part about a scramble. In the immortal words of Bill Murray [Meatballs] "It just doesn't matter!" Time for more of those good thoughts, "He wear no shoeshine, he got toe jam football. He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola, He say I know you, you know me. One thing I can tell you is you got to be free. Come together right now over me." Hey, now that you got SuperCable you must get the Home and Garden channel. Does that mean you can help me identify all the flora when we look for my errant drives? Thinkin' about ya, Cheers

Kemmer <too-many@bogie.com>

Bellevue, WA USA - Thursday, September 07, 2000 at 18:56:40 (EDT)

If I ever find out who you are I'm gonna stuff sausage down your throat and starving dogs up your butt...moosie to Salesman

Hey Friend, Now that you have cable television, how about considering an anual subscription to Sports Illustrated. If you are interested, please call us or tune in to ESPN for updates every thirty seconds. If you order now, you will receive our special edition free "The Dallas Cowboys, Now and Forever"

SALESMAN <buyit@sportsillustrated.com>

USA - Thursday, September 07, 2000 at 13:06:04 (EDT)

MC Moosealot: I suppose it is important for me to tell you now that I have been practicing voodoo. I have this little stuffed moose and I have been sticking pins in its shoulder. I guess you want me to stop doing that now. You always were a spoilsport. I would leave a longer message but the council is about to vote me off the internet. Imagine that!! San Jose awaits your orders. Love, etc., celery, bails, et al.

celery

everywhere, USA - Tuesday, September 05, 2000 at 21:25:17 (EDT)

Moose exactly when is the shoulder appt? Inquiring minds got to know.

bug

sf, USA - Saturday, September 02, 2000 at 12:52:26 (EDT)

Brother Moose, Are we not getting enought attention? Your site alittle boring lately? Nothing like a little cancer to add that missing ...je ne sai pas. (I know it's not spelled right. hey it's been 40 years since french class) Now, you know you are not sick. Keep telling yourself that! You want sick. I'll give you something to be sick about . Come see us at the convent. I'll give you sick...check out our commodes! That's really sick. Then there's Brother Al. Nuff said. So knock this poop off. No more illness. We will pray for your full recoverey from whateverails your uneasy mind. and can yu introduce me to cousin Lynn. I too, need some RandR in How-y-a. I have a bad elbow, don't cha know.. Hello to My Uncle Rotten who never called once while he was in town!. Love and kisses to you moosie,dear. The Good Sister

MareHare <aelandmann@aol.com>

Klod Hill, Wa USA - Saturday, September 02, 2000 at 00:23:11 (EDT)

We will fight them on the beaches. We will fight them in the hills. We will fight them in the cities. We will never surrender.... Just when life looks like easy street.... The AZ contingent is again mobilizing the positive vibrations. We're with you, Moose!

hare & Co.

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

aintgonnaquit, AZ USA - Thursday, August 31, 2000 at 15:32:52 (EDT)

Teetering should be added to the long list of places open to you and Carrie, et al,for whatever and whenever might help. We have alerted the nudnik and nudlet network to move Moose into the top spot on the prayer lists. Once more into the breech,as we shakespeareans say. We're witcha all da way, as we old South Philly guys say.

JACK AND DOTTIE <djohara@earthlink.net>

teetering, wa USA - Thursday, August 31, 2000 at 14:53:17 (EDT)

We send good wishes and warm thoughts. Tom and Linda.

Tom <treddy@mdbe.com>

USA - Tuesday, August 29, 2000 at 19:33:33 (EDT)

Moose, You can lick this one, too. Remember...you've been in the BUCKET! After reaching the BUCKET everything else in life is a snap. I'm still working on a new nickname. Help me out.Thanks for getting me long and straight this summer. Try explaining that to your friends. Love, Uncle Rotten

Uncle Rotten <ra10@blondie.org>

North Pole, ok USA - Tuesday, August 29, 2000 at 17:32:48 (EDT)

Jeff, beat round two like you did round one. You have the mother lode of friends, all of whom are behind you. Be well quickly.

Bob

Bob Campbell <ibe2ski@aol.com>

Medina, Wa USA - Monday, August 28, 2000 at 18:30:48 (EDT)

Hi Jeff...it's some gift you have, keeping the ball in play, uniting friends and family round the world. If it gets to be too much, remember when we talked about you bringing Carrie to Maui for some R&R--there's lots of room at the inn. I imagine we could start off with professional massage, weekly acupuncture treatments, spirulina body wraps, a little down the throat (no taste buds required). All done in full spectrum light, from the porch overlooking the golf course. After that, a round of golf, and a salt glow swim in the ocean. Here, everyone carries a bottle of water in one hand and a bottle of minerals (or beer or champagne) in the other! Kimmy's coming in a few weeks for the honeymoon. I'm excited to meet her. Love & Aloha from all of us.

cousin Lynne <lross@maui.net>

USA - Monday, August 28, 2000 at 16:51:08 (EDT)

Laugh in the sunshine; sing, cry in the dark; fly through the night Get the mandolin out, Jerry's Pizza Tapes, and let me see that ear-to-ear grin....

P C

DBQ, IA USA - Sunday, August 27, 2000 at 16:50:30 (EDT)

Just a box of rain---

ab <anemya@aol.com>

USA - Saturday, August 26, 2000 at 23:03:35 (EDT)

@^#%$&*#%$@!!!!!etc...etc Carrie and I are always here for you and you know the offer still stands of our spare bedroom and some TLC, whenever you feel the need. Don't be a martyr. Come on over!

Lbelle <Lbelle@AOL.com>

Medina, WA USA - Friday, August 25, 2000 at 20:40:21 (EDT)

Hey Moosie - Thanks for the laughs last night! You got some bummer news but we were still able to laugh pretty damn hard. Attitude is everything buddy! And check it out, the website is probably getting more hits - your popular again! Wooo hooo!!!

Sandy <sandyb@pointshare.com>

USA - Friday, August 25, 2000 at 14:48:02 (EDT)

Alrightie then, guess we're back at it, eh? Never mind. Practice, practice, practice. At least we got that. Let's go get 'em. We're all game - in it with ya 200%! Love ya, RG, Can, Cul & Dani@Duke

RG <bythesea@ibl.bm>

Paget, Bermuda - Friday, August 25, 2000 at 12:25:58 (EDT)

Moose- Goog called last nite with the news. Barb and I are sending good thoughts your way with laser-like precision and Wild Wil Power. We're rallying the troops once more. I know you are tough and strong, and your friends are with you. Max

Max <john.sheehan@baysix.com>

USA - Friday, August 25, 2000 at 12:21:18 (EDT)

Hey Jude, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better--- You know the routine, and certainly have the attitude - Grip it & rip it - again & again

P C <pcrahan@hom.com>

DBQ, Ia USA - Friday, August 25, 2000 at 05:49:33 (EDT)

Cheer up Moosie, you still have me...

bug

sf, USA - Thursday, August 24, 2000 at 12:09:53 (EDT)

Last time we spoke , I saw the pre production version of the Dead Game of Golf. I was hoping that I could play the real thing. Next time, okay? The diary is a great bit of writing and the stories you tell are worth the time that we take to read them. You can include more descriptions of the surrondings and characters in your play so that it is easier to visualize them. I have been hooked since 98 on reading accounts of survival from Everst and K2 and the rest of the tall Himalayan Peaks. It is so engrossing that I can not walk in the field out back without feeling the pain , or exhaustion of the persons that I read about. It prevades my waking, as if it was a leftover dream. You r journey must seem that way, too. Just like a dream. All the best. I am glad you have a site. It make sme feel closer to you .

Bart Thrall <thrall@ulster.net>

High Falls, NY USA - Wednesday, August 23, 2000 at 22:29:05 (EDT)

Envy is one of the deadly sins...moosie to postmortem

ugh, still suffering post-Chelan North Bender blues withdrawls, nightmarish 20-minute renditions of "Knocking on Heaven's Door" fouling my sleep, back at work they expect me to make money as a consultant but I say "Hey, I'm an artist, I shouldn't have to make money at this", that's the Moose influence, affects work ethic like a cruise on a Russian submarine, let's go back to Jack and Dottie's for the rest of the summer ....

postmortem <nbender@ptinet.net>

USA - Saturday, August 19, 2000 at 12:22:58 (EDT)

Hey Moose, TODAY is Marini's birthday (Happy Birthday Paul) which means that yesterday was Marini-Birthday-Eve, which probably explains the Bogey. XOX

Bug

SF, USA - Friday, August 18, 2000 at 12:42:04 (EDT)

Dear Mr. Moose, I've got a few pounds I could spare for you. Or just try my diet "Homer's Pork & Doughnuts Diet." MMMMMMmmmm....Pork Doughnuts....AAAAAaaaauuuugh! (NOT approved by the AMA, or any other semi-legitimate healthorganization.)

Homer J. Simpson <FatBoy@Springfield.com>

Springfield, O USA - Wednesday, August 16, 2000 at 16:15:53 (EDT)

Hey Moose - sounds like you need a pregnancy test, up 5 times a night, sore shoulder.......take it from one who is experiencing the same symptoms!

sandy <sandyb@pointshare.com>

kirkland, wa USA - Tuesday, August 15, 2000 at 11:10:41 (EDT)

Rossy...Congrates on your recent 69 at the Muni. Rumor has it that the new number is 16. Some MIT propeller head has divided by two and came up with eight. That would be nice! Please reserve your next limited/signed edition (the hat). DooDah

J. Diederich <jimd@compassusa.net>

Bellevue, WA USA - Saturday, August 12, 2000 at 19:05:28 (EDT)

Happy Friday Moosie. I'm back from the post-Chelan dry-out at the Betty. Can't believe you decided to keep partying - Leif, Kate, Scott, Reed and Terry - Moose these people are dangerous and, in your weakened condition, I really think you should be more prudent. Anyhow, sounds like you managed a rip-snorter of a hangover, which is nice... XOXOX - B

Bug

SF, CA USA - Friday, August 11, 2000 at 13:59:06 (EDT)

Hey Moose, Had a swell time this weekend. Looking forward to the member guest. Leave for Connecticut Thursday, back on 8/20. Talk then. Tom

Tom Doyle <tomdoyle@relocatenet.com>

Bellingham, WA USA - Sunday, August 06, 2000 at 15:46:53 (EDT)

I too suffer from my tongue being stuck to the roof of my mouth, but usually it is AFTER a North Bender. Imagine that...

Barnie Gumble <Rummy@springfield.com>

Springfield, O USA - Saturday, August 05, 2000 at 11:36:01 (EDT)

Moose - Enjoying my recovery at the Betty and miss you and the rest of the extended clan. Cheers ( oops...).

Bug

Palm Springs , CA USA - Thursday, August 03, 2000 at 14:55:49 (EDT)

Great site Moose! It was good to see your style at the Canyon and am delighted you kicked butt on seldom play Andy. Even though I achieved top story Saturday night I had a terrific time again this year. Hate for it to be over, but gotta earn a living.

Kim Cooper <asc@nidlink.com>

Coeur d'Alene, ID USA - Monday, July 31, 2000 at 17:58:26 (EDT)

Jeff, I've just had a chance to catch-up since May. I'm soooo excited about the wonderful miracle!!! There was never a doubt in my mind that you would make a full recovery, Congrats. I can't believe you have been to Bermuda 28 times???!!! I've only been once(Brian always liked you best.)Looking forward to seeing you In Chelan, hope you can taste things by then because there's always great food(didn't you eat 3 B'que sandwiches last year at one meal??) See you soon, Alison P.S. RAT GIRL?? I've always wondered who that was.

Alison <Alisongall@aol.com>

Bothell, WA USA - Sunday, July 23, 2000 at 18:26:39 (EDT)

"Rat Girl?" That certainly is flattering. I'm sure there is an excellent explanation.... Welcome home Moose. Glad to hear that all is well in paradise (as it should be). I'll be in Seattle next week but probably too swamped to tee it up (working trip only ... RATS!). But it's not like I'm leaving you lonley 'cause I wouldn't know where to begin.... Not to worry, as I'll be back the following week for fun! See you then, then. Hare

Hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Hot-Town, AZ USA - Thursday, July 13, 2000 at 20:02:10 (EDT)

Miss you, Moose. Sure was fun. The cottage seemed empty without you until Cullen moved back in with the Cuztodians last night for another jam session. The punk. See you on the 22nd for more fun. Love ya, RG (Chris, it stands for "Rat Girl", and I'll explain, if I can remember, when I see ya in Chelan or Seattle!)

RG <bythesea@ibl.bm>

Paget, Bermuda - Tuesday, July 11, 2000 at 09:07:36 (EDT)

Sending you good vibes and well wishes. Looking forward to teeing it up at the "Crown Jewel of the Eastside". I had a blast at the 5 point yesterday. McNally was smiling and laughing at my 5 birdies. Wish you were here and I was there. Hope to see you by the Classic weekend. Johnny

John Stockman <firedogc13>

seattle, WA USA - Saturday, July 08, 2000 at 23:01:17 (EDT)

Hi Jeff. I hear the big dog is barking again. Great news. Linda sends love and kisses but is keeping her helmet on.

Tom <treddy@mdbe.com>

USA - Friday, July 07, 2000 at 21:19:08 (EDT)

Day 7 & 8: Lay low days. Not much energy. The Golf Channel and the Food Channel. Day 8 was Swami and Elisa's last night here. Dinner at Portofino. Today we are pulling for Pat Rafter in his match against Andre Agassi at Wimbledon.

Moose B Free

Bermudiful, BM - Friday, July 07, 2000 at 07:52:40 (EDT)

Day 5 and 6: 80 from the blue tees with Enzo (87) and Swami (100+). 4th of July, 83 with Enzo (90) and Valerie (91) and Cully (100+). Hot and Humid. 4th of July celebrated at "Chelston" with 3000 of our closest friends.

Moose B Free

Bermudiful, BM - Wednesday, July 05, 2000 at 10:38:22 (EDT)

Days 4 and 5: My first hangover since January kept me from entering notes about day 4. Big (225 people) party at By-the-Sea was fun, fun, fun. Day 5 was a wonderful lunch at Kevin and Lexie's (By-the-Tides). What a gorgeous spot and what a beautiful pool. Feels like you are in the ocean, but not. Essence of Bermuda!!! Took a cruise on the sound last night then dinner at Little Venice. Can't taste a thing, but I know it's good.

Moose B Free

Bermudiful, BM - Monday, July 03, 2000 at 10:32:18 (EDT)

Day 3: Captain's Choice tourney at Riddles Bay. Can, Cully, Kevin & MBF go 2 under with no talent. Later, dinner at Coral Beach Club with Swami, Elise and R. Stanton. Late evening by the principals. My first semi-hangover in months. Practice, practice, practice.

Moose B Free

Bermudiful, BM - Saturday, July 01, 2000 at 11:22:06 (EDT)

Day 2: Lobster and lounging. Ummmauugghhhh. Perfect weather. I love this place (By-the-Can).

Moose B Free

Bermudiful, BM - Friday, June 30, 2000 at 10:46:26 (EDT)

SNOOP-MOOSEY-MOOSE: Have a cheeseburger in paradise for me. And wash it down with Brian's good Scotch. Write me if you need to know where he hides it.

celery

USA - Thursday, June 29, 2000 at 15:23:13 (EDT)

Sorry about your house. It was an accident, I swear!!

Timothy Mcviegh <bigboom@ryderrentals.com>

Leavenworth, KS USA - Thursday, June 29, 2000 at 13:44:30 (EDT)

Day 1: Long plane trip to paradise. Had a Scotch and could kinda taste it. Looking forward to more. Temperature and humidity are perfect. More to come.

Moose B Free

Bermudiful, BM - Thursday, June 29, 2000 at 07:30:18 (EDT)

MC MOOSE-A-LOT Should be cocktail time as we speak. In which case I'll have a seabreeze, thank you. Have a great time and yipee on the clean bill of health! Give my love to fancy nancy and wry bri. love ya, bails

bails

USA - Wednesday, June 28, 2000 at 18:19:29 (EDT)

MooseMan: Nice eagle! Excellent send-off to the isle. Have a huge time in the gulf stream. Fairways and greens at Mid-Ocean. Love to B,N,D&C. See you all in Chelan! hare P.S. - Love the re-design.... Nice photo tour!

hare <Chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Valley-'O-Sun, AZ USA - Tuesday, June 27, 2000 at 17:34:20 (EDT)

Though I can't access my update files from afar, I will be leaving messages here while in Bermuda, just so you everday visitors don't have to suck on your thumbs while I'm gone. Next message will come from By-the-Can on June 30.

Moose B Free

USA - Tuesday, June 27, 2000 at 14:00:00 (EDT)

Moose I've got to admit that, today, I am re-thinking my strategy of getting out of Bermuda before they let you in...Wish I were going back; want to be there while you absorb you well-deserved dose of sun, lobster, golf, dark/stormy's, etc. Wishing you a WONDERFUL trip and sending much love to you and the O'Zeros...xoxox

bug

I'm home and you're not, USA - Monday, June 26, 2000 at 13:46:54 (EDT)

Moosie - love the new design for the site! Way cool! Do you have any suggestions for other sites to visits on a dialy basis...........gonna miss you while your gone!

Sandy B <SandyB@pointshare.com>

USA - Monday, June 26, 2000 at 11:39:56 (EDT)

Mornin' Moosetti - Yikes, bad news about Carrie's trip to Italy. Whatever innocence remains is en route to mischief and frolic. And wine. Oh well. Good luck to Laurie and the chaperones ( cuztodians?) - hope you guys have a great time. Speaking of which, five days and counting to Bermuda. The yellow beach towel with the green fish on it is mine. Just so you know. xoxoxox

Bug

SF, CA USA - Friday, June 23, 2000 at 14:18:24 (EDT)

Hey Moose, keep working on that saliva: "Going where the water tastes like wine" - Goin' Down the Road Feeling Bad

P C <pcrahan@home.com>

DBQ, Ia USA - Wednesday, June 21, 2000 at 06:04:41 (EDT)

Moose: I've learned most situations in golf have a descriptor - what's it called when you drive 275 yards to within 50 yards of the pin and shoot another 5 to get in? The Commander took his family to the local muni - Dana's first game; she'll be ready for your foursome by the time we do Chelan.

nbender

USA - Sunday, June 18, 2000 at 13:29:27 (EDT)

Hey Moose, got the blues? Try a little dose of rock-n-roll:I ran into Charlie Fog, blacked my eye and he kicked my dog.... Crankit - P C

PC < pcrahan@home.com>

DBQ, IA USA - Thursday, June 15, 2000 at 05:49:42 (EDT)

Hi Jeff...you know that jar of "Tigris Growl" I sent you...a research scientist at Westover Technologies just ordered 2 dozen jars for testing and research on colon cancer patients at the North Carolina Institute of Technology. He's been using our product sucessfully on children with Autism for several months. If we could replace the flax with hemp oil, it would be even more potent! Glad to hear you're feeling better. Sawyer's 4 months old now. Lots of smiles and hugs for grandma! Ross graduated from high school June 1st. He was happy, covered in sweet-smelling leis! I can't really tell you what his future plans are...last time I saw him he made a few CD's on the new computer, loaded his spear and ulua fishing pole in the jeep, and off he went to the beach! Love and Aloha from all of us! LR

cousin Lynne <lross@maui.net>

USA - Tuesday, June 13, 2000 at 15:56:38 (EDT)

What's this about "inhale"? I was talking exercise. So MC Moose A Lot -- if Seattle's liquid spring is getting to you, there's always the sunny bay area. Lots of spare rooms up and down the peninsula. Glad you're getting your taste buds back. I recommend chocolate ice cream with chocolate sauce -- and lots of it. Love ya, Bails

bk

USA - Monday, June 12, 2000 at 14:25:49 (EDT)

Good lookin' and she's smart..moosie to Shannon

Hey Moose! Thanks for the happy birthday -- don't worry about the loose pants, maybe its a sign that you should begin your career as Ice Moose, or MC Moose A Lot, or something. If not, it sounds like my mom has an idea of a way to increase your appetite -wonder what that could be??? Wow, mom, what an excellent recommendation, especially for someone who never inhaled!! Smart lady!

Shannon

USA - Monday, June 12, 2000 at 13:44:19 (EDT)

Can do: Tina was better than you or I will ever be! What a show. The only downer involved was having to listen to Lionel Ritchie (sp?). Every song was just a slower version of the last---same chord progression, same bridge, same sappy song. The only bright spot was "Brick House". Tina however still has the energy and the LEGGGGS! Wow! Moose, sorry to use your website as a message dump, but hell, man, this is sometimes the only time we get to communicate with our friends. Love ya! Celery ;-)

celery <t.kelley5@gte.net>

USA - Wednesday, June 07, 2000 at 11:07:21 (EDT)

Bails, email has been answered.

Moose B Free

Golf National Park, - Wednesday, June 07, 2000 at 00:42:26 (EDT)

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- Booked your flight to Bermuda? I'll be there in spirit. Meanwhile, I think we all know how you can increase your appetite. And by the way, answer your damn email! You too, bug. Love, Bails

bk

USA - Tuesday, June 06, 2000 at 15:18:59 (EDT)

This will allow you to send me personal messages, meant for me alone, for example, a concession that I am really the 14th.

Penny Freedman <PenFreedmn@aol.com>

Issaquah, wa USA - Sunday, June 04, 2000 at 22:25:06 (EDT)

Penny Freedman and I have just caught up on your wonderful journey and learned about the forthcoming increase in the visitors count in Bermuda. Here's Penny:Hello, my friend and fellow golf fanatic! It was great to play with you and your buds the morning of the Master's final round. You have been in my thoughts and prayers ever since. Thank God your amazing round of 62 (under par, of course) radiation treatments and your chemo tournaments are legend now. How many days until lobster, golfing, and your O'hara home in Bermuda await you on June 27th? Please give Nancy, Brian, Danny and Cullen my love and have a glorious couple of weeks! Good friends and good food should help to log on some more pounds, for sure! I've just had a lovely week-end with Jack and Dottie. Jack shot really well--even better with his new pacemaker! He was down the middle every time with a controlled, slower swing and his putting was deadeye. By the way, I had an out of body experience on April 11th at Maplewood when I had a hole in one on #6, 101 yd. with my pitching wedge. It was extremely lucky as I was aiming, as I always do away from the water on the left of the green, the wind was behind me, the flag was forward, and it accidentally went into the hole. Now, every time I aim for the flag on that hole, it splashes int the water. Oh, well! That's neat about Carrie lettering in golf! I agree with you in being proud of her and also wishing we had had the opportunity to play on a golf team in high school. Hey, bud, please call when you get back from Bermuda and let's play golf again. I'm playing better than that cold Sunday morning we played so I'm ready for a remztch! Hope you have a wonderful time and continue your rocovery tour with lots of fun, frolic, and mischief in Bermuda with Brian and family! My prayers continue, dear friend and twin brother! Lots of love and the best of luck, Penny who plans toshare #14 with you for many, many years to come.

jack and dottie o'hara <djohara@earthlink.net>

chelan, wa USA - Sunday, June 04, 2000 at 22:14:38 (EDT)

Visit the Cuztodians at____http://cuztodians.homepage.com/cuz.htm

Moose B Free

USA - Thursday, June 01, 2000 at 12:38:09 (EDT)

That's what I used to call my real sisters...moosie to Bug

Hey Moose, I am en route to the Rock for a Sisty Uglers laugh-a-thon and drive- Mr. O'Hara- nuts festival. Danielle's graduation and all-night after-party in Mr. O'Hara's front yard will be the featured events with live music by the world-famoose "Cuztodians". I plan to make a clean get-a-way before your arrival and promise not to eat all the lobster... love and kisses, the House Guest

bug

sf to bermuda, USA - Thursday, June 01, 2000 at 12:22:47 (EDT)

Moose , Good talking to ya last night . I'm in transit to watch Tiger maul em at the once again soggy Memorial , then to London . Why don't you E Mail Swami & find out his plans for Bda . Still amazed at your victoire over the forces of Darkness ! We're warming up the Barbie for your Lobster ! Celery - How was Tina ?

Can Do <Road Warrior / Lap Top Lane>

Hotlanta, USA - Sunday, May 28, 2000 at 11:21:41 (EDT)

What, Scoresby again...moosie to Celery

Mooser: Just a quick note to say hi and stay high on the good news. I think you should be impressed that I didn't rise to Bails' bait on the 16th. If you already bought that pricey bottle of scotch, go ahead. If not, I can suggest a good cheap one......;-)

celery

USA - Saturday, May 27, 2000 at 14:36:22 (EDT)

_____________________________________________

Earl

- Saturday, May 27, 2000 at 13:41:50 (EDT)

Just stopping by to say hello to the well guy. Please, PLEASE keep up the site or else what will become of those of us who had no life at all until you got sick? Hundreds are now totally dependent on daily news of your every breath, meal, bite of rice, birdie, bogie, par, and hair status. It's the only reason I bother to come to work. You are now the host of an endless electronic cocktail

party... you lucky dog.

bug...or hag...bag?

sf, ca USA - Thursday, May 25, 2000 at 13:21:46 (EDT)

Yeahawooo, I feel good.... Get that James Brown CD out and crank it, we've a got a celebration to top all other celebrations. To be complete, done, finished is unbelievable. What a moutain to climb !

P C <pcrahan@home.com>

DBQ, IA USA - Tuesday, May 23, 2000 at 05:46:26 (EDT)

MooseMan: You da Man! Way to go and awesome job of hanging in. I'm going to sign up for 'Tude lectures from the Professor! You're an inspiration. Wearing large grins down here in the Valley today.... Heartfelt Congrats from Laura and I. P.S. - I've actually got a free day in Seattle next Monday - Memorial day, and will be teeing it up with Nad and Boog. Free to join us?

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Phoenix, AZ USA - Monday, May 22, 2000 at 18:42:47 (EDT)

"Congratulations" doesn't seem like a good enough word. You really did an awesome job (WORK...#*$@%*&#*)! Think I'll keep waring the crystal good-luck cube a few more days, just for the hell of it. It did it's job, too! Standing ovation for all! Come on down now! Love ya, RG

RG <bythesea@ibl.bm>

Paget, Bermuda - Monday, May 22, 2000 at 13:21:30 (EDT)

Two bucks! Two lousy bucks! We had you cold but couldn't close the deal. Ah, there will be more days to get even. You are getting better cuz you are getting as ornery as all get out. Hit em straight and long.

Boom Boom <kems@shurgard.com>

Bellevue, WA USA - Sunday, May 21, 2000 at 20:11:08 (EDT)

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE -- You did it, Miracle Boy! But what's this about not losing any hair? Great news, great 'tude. Have a scotch on me. Actually, have a scotch on Tom -- and go for something pricey. Love, Bails

bails

USA - Tuesday, May 16, 2000 at 19:56:34 (EDT)

Moosissimo - Saw Hamilton J on Sunday Morning program altho missed the Rose interview - was he wearing his rug? I thought of you during the program because his take on the process was so similar. I want to read his book....xoxox HRH the bug..

Bug, aka "Non-Hollywood Hag"

SF, USA - Tuesday, May 16, 2000 at 19:34:01 (EDT)

Moosie: What a great message today. My sister was just diagnosed with something all-too-similar. I copied her what you posted today. By the way, Dana just started golf lessons and you may have some serious competition this summer, she's gone nuts for the sport. Big smiles from your cousins out on I90.

north bender

USA - Tuesday, May 16, 2000 at 18:53:16 (EDT)

Moose: Way to go; el skatemeister you have done it again. Got those tickets for the Mariners; I may need to suit if Bonds is better by then; maybe you can refer him to your doc. Adios, El Googer

googer <jmueller@nmgovlaw.com>

USA - Monday, May 15, 2000 at 21:46:22 (EDT)

Dear Mister Fantasy play us a tune, something to make us all happy .... get the guitar out and put those dancin' shoes on cause Moose is going to party tonight. Great "tuid" Moose, your in control.... P C & Starla

P C <pcrahan@excite.com>

DBQ, IA USA - Monday, May 15, 2000 at 20:46:14 (EDT)

Just a simple twist of fate...moosie to Frank "Grimey" Grimes

Oh my God! Look at you. I've had to grind and scrape for everything I've ever had, while you just sit back in your hippie mansion skating through life, eating lobster.

Frank "Grimey" Grimes

Springfield, ? USA - Monday, May 15, 2000 at 19:23:26 (EDT)

Happy mother's day, Motha!! Keep on truckin'.

celery

USA - Monday, May 15, 2000 at 18:26:28 (EDT)

Moosie! Un - effing- believable! Big smiles down here in the BayArea.com! I'd give you a great big "hag" too, but it sounds like Bug has it covered! Cyber Love and Southern Scientist Air Kisses, Max

Max B Elated

USA - Monday, May 15, 2000 at 18:12:05 (EDT)

What a PERFECT typo - Max are you looking? - A Non-Hollywood Hag (hope I don't have to wear this one too long) Anyway, I meant HUG, duuhhhh....

Bug

USA - Monday, May 15, 2000 at 15:11:43 (EDT)

Yiiiipppppeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!HOOOOOOOORRRRAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!! and a back-flip, as IF I could...God Moose you did it, you really, really did...tears all around and the biggest, non-Hollywood hag and kiss...LOVE YOU

bug

sf, USA - Monday, May 15, 2000 at 15:09:58 (EDT)

Hi Jeff - heard the news from Carl Behnke and got the website from Bob Campbell. Glad the news is turning positive. Claudia and I wish you the best for a 100% recovery.

Bob Nelson <bobn@nelsonbraun.com>

Bellevue, WA USA - Monday, May 15, 2000 at 12:52:13 (EDT)

Thanks for announcing my birthday to the world.....:) Your continual positive attitude is inspiring for the rest of us. I'm taking your daughter to the Million Mom March against gun violence today. Her first March. I hope not her last.

Lbelle <Lbelle@AOL.com>

Medina, WA USA - Saturday, May 13, 2000 at 10:15:54 (EDT)

Hey, Moose, happy Friday. Happy because this will be the LAST weekend that is followed by a week full of treatments. We're at the countdown stage, n'est-ce pas? WAY TO GO!! Keep on truckin' through this last stretch - we're pullin' for ya! All sorts of love, RG, and Can, too (do?)

RG <bythesea@ibl.bm>

Paget, Bermuda - Friday, May 12, 2000 at 13:28:49 (EDT)

Terrific news on the successful treatment. Talked to Steve Asher the other day, and he sends his best.

Bob Campbell <ibe2ski@aol.com>

Medina, Wa USA - Wednesday, May 10, 2000 at 09:25:06 (EDT)

Hi Jeff...what a great day in May to check into your website and read the good news! Aloha from all of us!

cousin Lynne <lross@maui.net>

USA - Wednesday, May 10, 2000 at 02:46:01 (EDT)

Moose: I hope this works. Anyway, I saw the David Nelson Band on Sunday. They played a song that made me think of you: The road is rocky but it won't be rocky long. As with you. Adios Googer

googer <jmueller@nmgovlaw.com>

USA - Tuesday, May 09, 2000 at 21:52:55 (EDT)

"IT'S" gone, ala, HE'S GONE:Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile better get that lotto ticket Moose, your in a zone. It's the karma, right? Love ya & adios....

P C <pcrahan@home.com>

Dubuque, Ia USA - Tuesday, May 09, 2000 at 20:55:13 (EDT)

MooseMan! Been out of town for a week and just checked in. Yippeekiay!!!! I'm outta my mind I'm so happy! Going to finish my bottle of Oban tonight in your honor. M&D are here in town on the annual pilgrimage so I will share the news accordingly! Now stay the course. Wouldn't be prudent to jump ship now ... not at this juncture. A bit more and you'll never have to look back: Gotta get to Tulsa, First train we can ride, Got to settle one old score, And one small point of pride... Gettin misty, Moose.... Congrats! Can't wait to see ya. Hare PS - Way to go on qualifying for District Carrie!

hare <neveradoubt.com>

Valley-O-Fun, AZ USA - Tuesday, May 09, 2000 at 20:35:46 (EDT)

Dearest Brother Moose, Just read the Great news, and when I stop peeing thru my eyes, I'll write something that makes sense. You are a miracle. Keep the faith, baby. You had more people talkin to the big guy than you know. And this couldn't happen at a better time. The voting takes place this year on the official #14! Winner must be present to claim prize. But don't let that stop you from continuing with treatment. Sending the warmth of the sun, smiles, hugs and love, The good sister

The Good Sister <aelandmann@aol.com>

B'vue, Wa USA - Monday, May 08, 2000 at 13:51:24 (EDT)

Uncle Moose~Ive been so busy at the library that i havent checked your site in awhile. Wow, i guess i should reprioritize. Congrats on the great news.

PC2 <honors_student@scu.edu>

San Jose del Santa Clara, CA USA - Monday, May 08, 2000 at 13:38:23 (EDT)

Jeff, long time no see. Terrific news! Keep up the good work. We are pulling for you. Congrats to Carrie, too.

Vinnie Duffy <voxlor@yahoo.com>

Seattle, WA USA - Saturday, May 06, 2000 at 20:58:00 (EDT)

SEE......I told you that you could "pure" a one iron! (when all this treament stuff is gone & done, you need to register for a social security number and begin writing for money....you have great words within! kern p.s. stay down & thru......(the ball)

kern <sbrustkern@aol.com>

Medina.com!, USA - Friday, May 05, 2000 at 23:08:52 (EDT)

Moose, I always knew you were a beter man than John Wayne. I heard about this from Colleen who hasn't posted yet for you, but who visits your web site almost every day just to check. You have no idea how much energy from how many directions wasworking for you. I guess this means we are back to two strokes a hole, and don't give me that "weak from the treatment" shit.

Love ya. Celery

celery

USA - Friday, May 05, 2000 at 18:17:22 (EDT)

Jeez -- I don't check the log for 2 days and miss the effing hole in one. Fabulous news, Jeff, best I've heard in ages. You deserve it. Just bask in it for awhile.

Jeff <jeffmans@att.net>

SF, CA USA - Friday, May 05, 2000 at 11:22:13 (EDT)

MOOOOOOOOOOOOSE -- YIPPEE! Great news. I knew you could do it. I want you on my team. Love, Bails

bails

USA - Thursday, May 04, 2000 at 20:54:26 (EDT)

Moose! I knew you'd beat the rap. Way to go. After 117 days of confusion and disarray, the Earth seems once again to be spinning as it should. God's in heaven and all's right with the world. Ain't this a great country we live in?

Uncle Rotty <mirotn@fungus.org>

Ktn, AK USA - Thursday, May 04, 2000 at 20:27:56 (EDT)

It IS a miracle - Nancy let me hear your phone message on tuesday nite - a big lump in my throat (the good kind) and all my love as you prepare to finish the round of your life...xoxox

bug

sf, USA - Thursday, May 04, 2000 at 13:22:51 (EDT)

Just one thing and I'll be OK: I need a miracle every day Shakedown Street Moose, this is the the best rush of emotion and energy ever. Smile, Smile, Smile

p c <Pcrahan@home.com>

Dubuque, Ia USA - Thursday, May 04, 2000 at 05:53:15 (EDT)

SHAKEDOWN STREET

P C <Pcrahan@home.com>

Dubuque, Ia USA - Thursday, May 04, 2000 at 05:48:48 (EDT)

I'm a friend of Sandy's--she's kept me informed of your progress and she showed me your entry for today. FABULOUS NEWS! We are both so happy for you we cried reading it. Miracles do happen! A. Thomas Bellevue, WA

Andrina

USA - Wednesday, May 03, 2000 at 13:39:46 (EDT)

Moosie - Got CHILLS reading your entry today. AWESOME! Will call for more...... Cyber Love and Hollywood Air Kisses, Max

Max

USA - Wednesday, May 03, 2000 at 12:33:51 (EDT)

Great news Ace!

JP <jp@plavan.com>

Sunny San Diego, USA - Wednesday, May 03, 2000 at 12:12:11 (EDT)

Pinchy woulda loved it..moosie to RG

Hey, Moose...ooh, that sounded really yummy. I'm gonna join ya with one of those succulent lobsters. Say, can I sit next to you? Bri on the other side of me (or you?), of course! See ya in July - keep on truckin' - you're doin GREAT!! Love ya, RG

RG <bythesea@ibl.bm>

Paget, Bermuda - Tuesday, May 02, 2000 at 17:47:12 (EDT)

Hey, that was Cole's rear the queen of the cape was checking. Not mine.

Moose B Free <Golf National Park>

USA - Tuesday, May 02, 2000 at 09:01:01 (EDT)

Skikki was the real prize..moosie to The Queen Of The Cape

Ju got a cute butt Heffay

Alphonso Fisher

USA - Monday, May 01, 2000 at 19:13:04 (EDT)

Moose: just back from Philadelphia, Rhode Island, Houston, Scranton, Boston, Anchorage, and Fairbanks. My butt's shaped like an airplane seat, but some people think that looks good on me. You may have given me a clue to a man's behavior at a stop light in Port Angeles in the 70's - when the light turned green, he opened his door, threw up all over the street, and then proceeded. I've

always wondered why.

North Bender

USA - Friday, April 28, 2000 at 16:13:43 (EDT)

Herbie.......thnx for the updates....hang tough, as some bounces of the ball are due your way, and very soon!

kern <sbrustkern@aol.com>

Medina.com!, USA - Friday, April 28, 2000 at 14:47:13 (EDT)

Moose: Somehow I just can't see you throwing up---at least not in the middle of the day. It sounds like you are right on track. Keep on fighting the good fight. I am looking forward to playing golf with you again, especially since it now sounds like I mighthave a chance. Try watching the Sharks to add a little spice to your life. Love ya, celery By the way, good job solving the riddle.

celery<t.kelley5@gte.net>

USA - Friday, April 28, 2000 at 11:10:19 (EDT)

Moose, Hang in there buddy. We're sending lots of love and good thoughts up your way. -Max

Max

Mill Valley, CA USA - Friday, April 28, 2000 at 09:41:00 (EDT)

Over half way home... Yippeee! Looking good, you old fart. Glad to see you can do the math. Love, Bails

bk <bbkathomeataol.com>

USA - Thursday, April 27, 2000 at 20:04:53 (EDT)

Herb. Read your most recent posting. Sounds like things are going well. Cathy and I are thinking of you. Allison wants to go to golf camp this summer. Can you help her? Adios

Roger Barbee <noneyet.com>

Bellevue, WA USA - Thursday, April 27, 2000 at 19:50:46 (EDT)

Moosie dearest - That picture of PC,John,AB,Diane,Carla and YOU is great. I wanna go back... See you in Chelan if not sooner. XOX

Aunt Bug

USA - Tuesday, April 25, 2000 at 18:22:58 (EDT)

It's like Ben Wright was announcing again..moosie to Jimmy D

Rossy, You were awesome yesterday once you got to the putting green. I especially liked the way you tapped in those two slippery 30+ footers... I will send you one of the Smokejumper Stories we discussed. See you at the Muni.

Jim Diederich <jimd@compassusa.net>

Bellevue, WA USA - Monday, April 24, 2000 at 09:53:55 (EDT)

Jeff...moose/guitar...Happy Easter...we are thinking of you. We visted your site for the first time today. Last day of ski season today...I made it down Upper River 5 times and Exibition 4 times plus numerous other runs! We love you. Susie and Dan

Susie and Dan Alban <alban@sunvalley.net>

Ketchum, ID USA - Sunday, April 23, 2000 at 20:28:19 (EDT)

Uh, Mooooose! If you're going to skip your meds today, why not give 'em to me?! I live pretty much every day in a haze.

Barney Gumble <Rummy@Springfield.com>

Springfield, USA - Friday, April 21, 2000 at 17:14:39 (EDT)

Never out of style..moosie to Martha Stewart

Hmmmmmm Cardboard and schwee. I once made a meal of those very ingredients. Good, too. Would you like the recipe? Martha

Martha Stewart

Sag Harbor, NY USA - Wednesday, April 19, 2000 at 17:07:59 (EDT)

Plu and the Perfects. Now in the future tense.

Mrs. Kewley

Rome, Italy - Tuesday, April 18, 2000 at 23:42:13 (EDT)

Good vibrations. Going down the road, feelin' sooo good. Smile, smile, smile ....

P C <Pcrahan>

DBQ, Ia USA - Tuesday, April 18, 2000 at 05:38:39 (EDT)

So upbeat, I had to say it twice! That's my story and I'm sticking to it....

Hare

USA - Monday, April 17, 2000 at 17:46:01 (EDT)

Eagle, Birdie, Eagle! Now that is some good shootin'! Fantastic to here the positive reports. (Happy B-day Carrie!) Good vibes screaming your way, Moose. Feel (and be) better! Let my inspiration flow.... Hare

Hare

Melted Pavement, AZ USA - Monday, April 17, 2000 at 17:37:20 (EDT)

Eagles, birdies, bogies... What about the butterflies? Keep feeding us the good news, you yeasty beast. bk

bk

USA - Monday, April 17, 2000 at 16:39:37 (EDT)

moose- caught up with the "doins",how you're doin . know what youre doin as we've been there and done that. take it a day at the time and you get to the end. yr in our thoughts and prayers. b&binbda

bru

USA - Monday, April 17, 2000 at 14:39:21 (EDT)

Brother Moose, So glad to hear the stew didn't do you in. Hope the DOVES had something to do with the Eagles.THere's always more where those came from. You sound as good as you look! and you do look mahhhvelous, dahhhling! Keep those good P.M.V's rolling, and I'll put in a few good words to THE BOSS for ya. Luv-n-stuff...P.S. Carrie is a gymnast?! Way to go girl! Runs in the family. The Sister took a tumble or two or three for BHS way back when... Now, THAT was a hard habit to break.:)

Sister-Be-Good <mouthinmotion.com>

B'vue, USA - Sunday, April 16, 2000 at 01:33:55 (EDT)

Celery, you have been exposed. Keep fighting the good fight. Take Wednesdays off. Heck, if you were in Texas, none of your clients would be here today. They'd be fried. Here, in Golf National Park, we don't fry anyone. We just radiate 'em til they're ok.

Moose B Free

Golf National Park, - Saturday, April 15, 2000 at 08:56:58 (EDT)

Sorry about all that. I guess my Apple computer had a little gas. How do these damn things work anyhow?? I need another margarita.

celery

USA - Friday, April 14, 2000 at 21:21:26 (EDT)

T & A..moosie to Celery

Mooser: Onomatopoeia my stringy green butt!!! Lack of insight requires another hint (clue?). But before I give the clue, I am so impresed with the concept of Wednesdays off, that I am contemplating doing the same thing myself. However, Î don't think that the robed disciplinarians will allow it. Wait a minute, did I say "before" I gave the clue. Actually, that was the clue. Oh well, you have to know by now that I am a liar (from the South). Just speak the truth, baby!! CELERY

CELERY

USA - Friday, April 14, 2000 at 21:10:40 (EDT)

Moose , Thanks for the B- Day Present of Icontown , I'm never gonna find By- the - Sea in that picture . I hope you can have one JW Black in my honer 2nite . The Petty's are hosting a Do @ By the Tides W/ usual suspects Hugh/ GG/ Mc Nichs etc. We'll lift a glass to you & give a call . I know it's getting harder , but keep hangin' in cuz we need you !!! Wish you were here !

ARIES Man El Dorado del Cabo King <By Hungery Bay @ Triangle>

USA - Friday, April 14, 2000 at 17:29:54 (EDT)

Wednesdays off. I highly recommend it, as does my Samoan attorney. Gives Tuesdays a little more juice, too. Keep that chin up, you old fart, and about all those drugs.... Instead of whining, share, baby. Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.

HST

USA - Friday, April 14, 2000 at 16:59:41 (EDT)

Wow! Wednesdays off! Just like Santa Clara in the '60's. Way to go, Moose! Love ya, RG

RG <bythesea@ibl.bm>

Paget, Bermuda - Friday, April 14, 2000 at 16:49:32 (EDT)

Uh, Let me say this: perhaps our mystery guest figure's name, "celery" is a thinly disguised onomatopoeiac cover for our own "Krunchy The Clown!" And let me be the first to congratulate myself. Mayor Joe Quimby

Mayor Quimby <DaRealMayor@springfield.gov>

Springfield, USA - Friday, April 14, 2000 at 11:36:18 (EDT)

Celery, I am clueless. Then again, that may be a life story. Mine not yours.

Moose B Free

Golf National Park, - Wednesday, April 12, 2000 at 22:11:57 (EDT)

Mooser: It sounds like the author of that famous book had it right, "And so it goes." Keep on hacking and hewing and you may get your game back. If you don't, how about a round for a zillion dollars. Have you figured out who I am yet? If you don't get it soon, more clues will follow unless that perverted dwarf steals them again. Largely yours, Celery

celery

USA - Wednesday, April 12, 2000 at 19:44:17 (EDT)

MooseMan: Aries sounded like a good one this year (doesn't it always?). Still looking to make my rookie appearance. Ahhh, maybe next year. Thanks for the BHS golf updates. Good luck Carrie! Keep it straight and long. As for the family squabbles, for the record, I have no knowledge of the true identities of Bug and Fat, and even if I did, I have probably represented them in the past, and would, therefore, be prevented from disclosing their identities through some act of privileged communication (of which I have no current recollection). Furthermore, I hereby disclaim any and all allegations that I was in the Jet City for a whirlwind 72 hours of golf and the Masters this past weekend. Had I been engaged in such a shady endeavor, I SURELY would have contacted each and every sibling (including #14, whomever that may be...) in order to pencil in some "quality time." Further inquiries on this subject will be met with further denials. (What expensive present, Ali? Mine to you is in the US mail....) On a more uplifting note, Laura won $250 in our Masters pool (last time I criticize her for picking VJ in her top 3...). Pretty much paid for my trip ... Dooooop! Who typed that last part! Moose, keep the spirits high and good luck with the ongoing "treatment."

hare <hare@ididn'tdoit.com>

Denial, AZ USA - Wednesday, April 12, 2000 at 16:36:00 (EDT)

Mary O'L, Love those Dove Bars. Going for the stew tonight. Thanks, Sis.

Moose B Free

Golf National Park, In Spring - Wednesday, April 12, 2000 at 13:32:36 (EDT)

Take two oxycontins and call me in the morning..moosie to Bug

Oh, the heartbreak of PADS (this year in particular as PADS is directly proportional to the depth of enjoyment and this year defies measurement by current available devices). Query: Is PADS a bibulously-transmitted disease? Could you infect someone who didn't know Wilbur? I gots to know. Love to you, Moosie,

Bug

sf, USA - Tuesday, April 11, 2000 at 22:13:14 (EDT)

Moose, Sorry to hear you're playing so poorly. I hate to take advantage, but what are the odds of me beating you? This could be my only chance. Your feathered friend, Rotty

Uncle Rotten <Bad2bone.net>

North Pole, AK USA - Monday, April 10, 2000 at 17:11:42 (EDT)

I'm afraid we all have PADS these days. Ah, well. You did look "mahvelous" in Cabo. So great to give ya a big hug. All thoughts and prayers, as you know, are coming your way (plus many phone calls) during this "part deux" of the"job". Love ya, Moose. RG

RG <bythesea@ibl.bm>

Paget, Bermuda - Monday, April 10, 2000 at 13:08:35 (EDT)

You have me more CONFUSED than I first thought.Hey C. Hare, I called you today for your "BIG"day only to find you're in town and didn't let any of us know.Just for that I'm NOT sending you the very expensive gift I was going to give you, (That should teach you a lesson on dissing your family.)Jeff, Just learned you have a new round of Chemo. That kind of sucks! Let me know if youneed ANYTHING, I can send Brendan over next week during break to bug you during your sessions. He's enough to take your mind off anything!!!! Take care, Alison

Alison <OOOPs>

Bothell, USA - Monday, April 10, 2000 at 02:20:48 (EDT)

It's all there on the moosetta stone..moosie to Alison

What the hell are you guys talking about????Mary, I don't have a clue what your "clues" meant!! Have you been hanging with Jeff at the hospital and inhaling his medication or what??I am more confused about Aunt Bug and I never even knew I might know Fat Tony (or what ever his name is)

alison <Ali'sconfusted.com>

Bothell, USA - Monday, April 10, 2000 at 02:08:52 (EDT)

Dearest Brother Moose, Hope "Phat" sent you a severed horses head as well. I would hate to think he likes me better than you. Which is why I'm now a cloiseterd sister. I know that will make many people weep with joy. ...Which one was Joy anyways...?...Did someone mention Chelan in August? I didn't think it was happening this year. I heard August was deleated from the colander. Chelan on the other hand, is harder to cancel. Can't deleat a small town like "Teetering..." Golf it is then! For now, go do your "job" and do it well. and for Alison's 411, that wasn't a SIGN, it was a song by Chicago. =)

The Good Sister <Sisters@mouthinmotion>

Mission City, CA USA - Friday, April 07, 2000 at 01:18:04 (EDT)

Moose you old goat: You seem pretty chipper for someone who just lost his golf title, maybe forever, to Max. I don't believe you have another 81 in you. But you always do surprise me. Too bad you didn't come out and dance all night. Next time. You are so right about Cabo, and about your friends. It is almost impossible to comprehend, at least for those of us with little brain, how much work went into this party. What a great job. Huzzas to our hosts and hostesses. Talk to you later Celery

celery

USA - Thursday, April 06, 2000 at 22:15:35 (EDT)

My Dear Friend Jeff "The Moose" - please tell your friend, one so-called "Sister Mary-Frances" that The Family does not speak publicly about certain Family matters. To whit, with due respect, I, Fat Tony do not wish to divulge my personal identity. Gratia

Mille! ---Fat Tony

Fat Tony <FatBoy@ItalianBusiness.org>

USA - Thursday, April 06, 2000 at 18:51:04 (EDT)

Moose - Great seeing you in Cabo! We missed you Tuesday back golfing at Eldorado: Bri,Nancy,Wil,Henry,Tom R, Justin and me. Incredible sparkling day. The barkeep made us a psychedelic cocktails of undertermined origin, though we suspect Mezcal: Memories of "The Birds." It was over too quickly - suffering the pangs of PADS (Post Aries Depression Syndrome). Randy Reedy (after the caterers swept up my AC crown with the rest of dinner) said that my reign was the shortest since Vanessa Williams and Milli Vanilli. Way to go Carrie! Keep knocking off those strokes. Keep me posted on those upcoming matches! -Max

Max <MaxBChampion@AriesClassic.com>

USA - Thursday, April 06, 2000 at 16:11:58 (EDT)

Brother Moose, Keep the bug, lose the CRABS. So I guess there's a new/old sister to torment?! I believe we DO have a clue to this identity, Alison. I bought one with the dollar my daddy gave me. And, would the brother Grim please go back to May-He-Goe, so my stock would pay off my trip to The Big Mountain?! Went shushing up a storm. Embarrassed everyone on the hill. Bug would be proud. Now, do I call he "auntie Bug-in-law? and were not we sort of related already? Don't folks in Arkansas have this problem? Speaking of problems... were you able to keep those enchalada's down? I hear laughter is good for what ails ya. Surewish this family had some. FAMILY. What fat Tony said ! Da Family likes it! It stays...nuf said. Which one is Tony, anyways...?

Sister Mary-Frances <aelandmann@aol.com>

B'vue, Bliss USA - Thursday, April 06, 2000 at 02:15:50 (EDT)

...so you're still an "Aries Wannabe"...yes somethings change and some things remain the same. Good thoughts...good thoughts...good thoughts

sweet pea <sand@halcyon.com>

USA - Wednesday, April 05, 2000 at 14:00:59 (EDT)

Hello, sweetie, hope you are behaving yourself in Cabo. Sure hope the weather is better there than in Bermuda! Hope to see you on the Rock before too long!! Love ya, Gi2

Gigi Barit <gbarit@xlserv.com>

Hamilton, Bda - Wednesday, April 05, 2000 at 08:19:17 (EDT)

Day one, post aries blues. Survival questionable. Stay well, you old coot.

BK <bkelley@scu.edu>

USA - Tuesday, April 04, 2000 at 19:39:44 (EDT)

Jeff, You can't keep a good man down. Not that you don't have enough going on at home, you have to go to Mexico to fight the war on drugs. You are the MAN! Keep your head down. From all of us in Ketchum, have a ball. Ange

Ange <heinrich@micron.net>

Ketchum, ID USA - Tuesday, April 04, 2000 at 17:28:48 (EDT)

Hey Jeffie, So glad to hear you are in Cabos and enjoying every bit of it with so many great friends!!!! We just returned from Sun Valley. Skiing was fabulous and all time SUN! Noticed that Swanks is for sale..........maybe we should buy it! Lots ofmemories there. Everytime I go by that place, Neil Young songs run through my mind. Have a blast! What a place to spend a week. See you when you return. L CC

Carla <crc2186@aol.com>

Bellevue, Wa USA - Saturday, April 01, 2000 at 21:26:50 (EST)

You can't even spell Dow Jones..moosie to Hare

Wow! The XL shareholders sure know when the boss goes on vacation! The Big Cheese hits the road and the stock surges 8%! Same as it ever was....

hare

Phoenix, AZ USA - Friday, March 31, 2000 at 14:34:55 (EST)

MooseMan: Hope BIG FUN is being had in Cabo. Long & Striaght and bring home the bacon! Hey, I want to meet your friend who works at the Bolders. Can he get me on the course? Goin' to the Tradition this weekend at Desert Mountain to watch the old foggies tee it up. I'll be thinking about you.... PS - This is official notice for those in the wetter climes who may find themselveslonging for some sunshine: We are giving our one-year notice. This time next year, we'll be back in Rain City, so those who wantto come down, make your plans now! Fore!!!!!

Hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Phoenix, AZ USA - Friday, March 31, 2000 at 12:27:39 (EST)

Starring Harrison Ford as me ....moosie to Firedog

Jeffy, Nice to be here. Have a grande time and I'll look forward to hitting into you at the Friday game, Bellevue Muni, the Crown Jewel of the Eastside.

Firedog <firedogc13@aol.com>

USA - Wednesday, March 29, 2000 at 23:50:05 (EST)

Start yor engine Moose. You better be warmed up to survive roomin' w/ the Wild One ! Patrick just lost to Agassi 6-4 / 6-4 but gave him a battle . Near the end Pat had 6 Break pts in a 10 duece game but couldn't cash in . Still not in mental match shape. Itold PC I would be responsible for the weather this Aries , it's the least I could do. Go Cabo !

Can Do OZERO <By the Triangle @ Sea>

USA - Tuesday, March 28, 2000 at 17:53:04 (EST)

Aye-aye-aye Monica, That drive was muy grande.

Taco Bell Chihuahua <bigdog@cabo.com>

Cabo San Lucas, MEXICO - Monday, March 27, 2000 at 12:39:03 (EST)

Esalen Schmesalen..moosie to KStromberg

jeff, hit enough club to carry the water on #17. sure fire 6 if you dont,trust me. a great deal of what we see depends on what we are looking for.

k stromberg <stromberg12305@aol>

kirkland, wa USA - Saturday, March 25, 2000 at 02:13:49 (EST)

Uh, "Earl" - if that's your real name - could you keep those comments just a little shorter. Sheez, the rest of us want to get our little two-bit thoughts in here too you know. Moose doesn't have ALL day just to read your little version of War and Peace. Okay, boys, we'll let him off this time.....

Chief Clancey Wiggums <DaChief@Springfield.gov>

Springfield, OHiyamaude USA - Friday, March 24, 2000 at 11:15:38 (EST)

I couldn't have said it better myself...moosie to Earl

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Earl

USA - Thursday, March 23, 2000 at 22:33:00 (EST)

Wow! Do you realize Cabo is in just a week, and you probably have the best tan already, of all of us!

ab

USA - Wednesday, March 22, 2000 at 23:02:15 (EST)

Hi Jeff...someone mentioned "Family" so here we are! Clover named her baby boy, Sawyer McDonald. Ross marries Benton and along comes Clover, Clover marries Mark McDonald, now there's Sawyer! Sounds a little like a "BraveHeart" movie! I'm sending you our latest "make some money, save the people, and retire on Maui" product. It's green, like a golf course, with a dash of L-lycine, nutritional yeast, flax, & Vit C. Baby Photos are included. Ross talked me into buying a new computer. I agreed to the $999 bargin price, then he talked to the sales people, ordered an extra CD burner, Boston blaster speakers, more games and a fancy printer. Now it's costing $2000 plus! Thanks to the Swedish Lovemarks, the family unites with more powerful Aloha!

Cousin Lynne <lross@maui.net>

USA - Wednesday, March 22, 2000 at 17:53:00 (EST)

Angel Martin..moosie to Lance White

Dear Good Buddy, I'm glad I had the chance to save your life.

Lance White <pi@lwinvestigations.com>

Malibu, CA USA - Wednesday, March 22, 2000 at 12:49:53 (EST)

moosey - how about a 10:10 tee time at Chevy Chase on Saturday? Reputed to be the oldest course in WA. Going out with Phillip, if he can drag his recently operated-on body through 18 holes, Tom Doyle - the Irish tenor from B'Ham, and my wife old what's-her-name. A grand music event follows at the palace of good friends. Since we're all ill to some degree, save the wife, it seems like the perfect 4some. Gotta run, busy cleaning up the world.

The Commander <partydude@bender.com>

USA - Wednesday, March 22, 2000 at 12:25:57 (EST)

Dear Uncle Moose - I guess we have lift off! Thanks for your supoort with the Site Rage. It appears that several "Friends Of Moose" are awake and paying attention. Probably not prudent to frighten some of the curious O'Haras that I'm a closer relation than they realize. (Hmmm, let's see - shall I show up at Chelan this August?) Anyway, to all FOMs I'm on record as Pro-Choice, Pro-Site, and Pro-Moose and happy to be one of the low-life, crank site scribblers - XOX to all....

Aunt Bug

sf, USA - Tuesday, March 21, 2000 at 15:48:32 (EST)

Bobby, ~That's not a rock, it's a mountain she skied down just to be with me. Shussshed it even. Pointed those boards straight downhill and let 'em fly. Hey, you might be able to learn the vadel from her. Besides, I can't lose her, we're betrothed (10 years out.) Pre-nup is all in my favor even though she's a lawyer.

Moose B Free

Golf National Park, In Winter - Tuesday, March 21, 2000 at 10:37:45 (EST)

What rock did Aunt Bug crawl out from under? Didn't know you had any anal friends. In fact, I didn't know you had so many friends. Keep the guest book, lose Aunt Bug.

Bob Campbell <ibe2ski@aol.com>

Medina, Wa USA - Tuesday, March 21, 2000 at 09:45:14 (EST)

Dear Jeff the Moose, I, like my distinguished cohort the honorable mayor, and your Aunt Bug, believe you consort with a low brow class of hoodlums. However, The Family likes the Guestbook; so, if you know what's good for you, and I think you do, you'll keep the Guestbook. Remember, it's for the Family.

Fat Tony <Fatboy@Italianbusiness.org>

Springfield, USA - Monday, March 20, 2000 at 12:19:19 (EST)

Kennedy Center honors..moosie to Mayor Quimby

Dear Constituent, Uh, Let me say this about that.....While I agree with your Aunt Bug about the low class of people whom you have befriended, I say the people of Springfield deserve a public forum. Therefore I say ask not what the Guestbook can do for you, but ask what you can do for your Guestbook!

Mayor Quimby <DaRealMayor@Springfield.gov>

Springfield, USA - Monday, March 20, 2000 at 12:12:55 (EST)

Hey! You can't pack this in! It's a classic one of a kind. We love seeing us in print. It's an open letter. Fit's you perfectly. ...and the top was down. Luv Ter

Ter

USA - Monday, March 20, 2000 at 11:30:24 (EST)

Jeff, I thought you were fighting for #14, I'm impressed you can still do the name count down. That should give you points over P.F. I think You should keep the guest book, but I do agree with Aunt Bug that it does seem to have attracted some "wierd folk" and I'm not talking about the song!!!By the way, who is Aunt Bug??I'm probably the only one who doesn't know (well, Mary probably hasn't a clue.)Did you get the Enchiladas?? Glad to hear your feeling stronger everyday. thats got to be a good sign!!

Alison <Alisongall@aol.com>

Bothell, WA USA - Monday, March 20, 2000 at 02:42:43 (EST)

Hey MooseBgreen. Glad to see you got a Johnnie Walker down, it's certainly part of the recovery process. It's snowing in The Heartland and PC2 is basking in Palm Springs! I don't think these rookies have a clue what they are asking for in Cabo, have they forgotten about the BigBoy? I do think we must get the Starlets back on stage again ala Carmel Valley.... I'll call tomorow, PC

P C <pccrahan@home.com>

DBQ, Ia USA - Saturday, March 18, 2000 at 18:52:58 (EST)

Mirror mirrow on the wall..moosie to moose

Hey Bug ~Don't fret. It's just you and me who sign in. You are bug and I'm everyone else. Keeps me amused. Like looking in the mirror and wondering if Cary Grant ever thought he looked this good.

Moose B Free (b for husband to be) <LookSharpBSharp>

Golf National Park - Friday, March 17, 2000 at 19:07:45 (EST)

Moose- nice green greetings for st. pats but I'm beginning to think that this guestbook idea was not so smart in light of the fact that you have spent most of your life making friends with not so high class people (and I include myself in that group). It isn't right for Max to criticize Page and me when everyone else on this page IS TOTALLY NUTS. So there.

Bug

sf, USA - Friday, March 17, 2000 at 12:17:21 (EST)

Chemo brain vs Mini brain..moosie to Michael Irvin

It ain't right!! Only difference between me and this Moose guy is a permission slip.

Michael Irvin <mi@cellblockc.com>

County Jail, TX USA - Friday, March 17, 2000 at 11:38:05 (EST)

Look alive boys! looks like we got a couple a stewwed prunes. Goofballs everybody, Goofballs

Chief Clancy Wiggum

Cowboys T, TX USA - Friday, March 17, 2000 at 11:32:26 (EST)

And George W. Bush is a Cowboy's fan..moosie to Eddie D

What do they call a drug ring in Dallas? A huddle.

Eddie DeBartolo

Youngstown, Ohigho USA - Thursday, March 16, 2000 at 16:37:00 (EST)

Gerald Ford one-too-many-games-played without a helmet..moosie to Troy Aikman

Jeff Ol' Buddy, Me and all the boys are thinkin' about you, our number 1 fan. Our Coach (whoever the hell it is this week), is using you for his inspirational speaches and I think it's working. We all have at least one drug conviction, I throw the ball at least twenty yards shorter than my competitors, and we can't putt. The only bright spot is, we can still beat the Niners twice this year.

Troy Aikman <qb@dcb.com>

Dallas, TX USA - Thursday, March 16, 2000 at 13:30:12 (EST)

I am too Crunchy the clown.

Barney

Springfield, USA - Thursday, March 16, 2000 at 07:46:14 (EST)

So Moose- Let me see if I got this straight: If I eat plenty 'o' Best Foods, Ice Cream, and white rice with tons of butter, I can look like you? Oy vey, yer killin' me Moose. I already got yer hair! Well, let me leave you with this thought to cheer you up. After all, I am a clown: "UUGGGH!! It's almost summer. And ya know what that means. Roaches. Everywhere. Found one in my underpants the other day, gave it to Mr. Teeny, God know what he did with it. Summer makes me sick. Especially when you have to spend it on the highway picking up trash. Ta HELL with community service!" Krusty

Krusty The Clown <Krusty@rednose.com>

Springfield, OHiyamuadue! USA - Wednesday, March 15, 2000 at 11:51:48 (EST)

It was a '62 Pontiac Catalina. Baby Blue. Convertible. 104 mph. Still looking good. Still running fast.

Parnelli Jones

Indianapolis, - Tuesday, March 14, 2000 at 07:56:56 (EST)

Buick, jeez, I will let you do a few donuts in his yard, maybe Terre can come to. Glad to hear you get to go, it will be a great way to charge your batteries before phase 2. Drink your water and remember the words I live by: "Some of its magic and some of its tragic , but Ive had a good live all the way." Amen

Parrot

The woods, USA - Tuesday, March 14, 2000 at 00:14:38 (EST)

Mooose, or whatever the hell your name is. So I came across this site. I think you and me should work together. If you can make money from this site, AND afford pills at $40 a pop, I think we could do the south Florida hustle together. Why don't you fly into Lauderdale after your scam down in Cabo? Got a little money game with the other Eddie - Eddie D. from Youngstown. He's a duck, or maybe a pigeon. 10 large ones for you, pal. Fairways and GREEN, Eddie Caminetti.

Eddie Caminetti <FastEddie@hialeiah.com>

Hallandale, FL USA - Monday, March 13, 2000 at 15:43:07 (EST)

Moosey-B, bogus news on your physical condition. I knew this would eventually bring you to your knees, but I thought it might be in prayer... Now, for the brothers "Grim" and "Bitter", you said it best when you said you can't hide! I, for one know where you live. My threat still is good on giving your home address out to "you-know -who". But the "good sister" would never do that. yaaa, shur, yu betcha'. Did I tell you about my friend Becky? She's been on some heavy duty chemo every friday for the past 10 weeks for her second bout with the big "C". She had a cat scan and it showed all spots are gone! They are coming out with some "good -stuff". Maybe I can score some of her "stash" for you, dude. I'd cook some dinner for you, but Al says it'll kill you fur shur! He says the best thing I make for dinner, is reservations... My work is done here. ( Alison, quick, I've run out of material... e-mail me something.) Take two shots of ta-keel-ya, and say Hola to Cabo for us. I remain your sister Mary like it or not.

Sister Mary-Frances <aelandmann@aol.com>

B'town, flux USA - Monday, March 13, 2000 at 15:20:26 (EST)

Hey Jeff, it's been years, about 25 or more, since we've seen you, I just had a big B-day and was looking at pictures and came across the Boulder City rock concert pics didn't we all look great. I was at Rick Denton's the other night and he told me about your news. I contacted Lauri and she sent me this website, wonderful idea, I love it. I will be sending you my good thoughts and reading all your news. All of us in Bend are thinking of you. I have a friend who just went through the same cancer treatment, he is doing great, although it was tough going through the treatment, he is back to 100% plus. So will be reading your updates and sending positive thoughts!!! Bye for now Judy (Hufnagel)Weaver.

Judy Hufnagel Weaver <jlweaver@bendcable.com>

Bend , or USA - Monday, March 13, 2000 at 11:33:35 (EST)

Jeff, Sorry to here it's been a bad couple of days.I remember how sick I was when I was pregnant and it's the pits!! I made you some Chicken Enchiladas today,but I erased my old mail w/ your address. You need to E-mail me again so I can get them to you. Hey Terry O. it seems only Mary and I know about this sight, and we ARE the funny ones in the family so pluuuuuu!(That is the sound of a rasberry).Jeff the enchiladas are Dotti's recipe so you know they are good. Kellen said you sat behind him @ the Blve Girls B-bALL game the other week. He said you were yelling @ the refs most of the game.He said it was just like sitting with me@ a game.Sorry to here the girls got beat, I here they were really good with alot of Fresh. and sophs on the team. Next year!Glad to here your going to Cabo, need a caddy? XOX Ali

Alison Gallacher <www.alisongall@aol.com>

Bothell, WA USA - Sunday, March 12, 2000 at 21:26:07 (EST)

Jeff, Hang in there. Considering the difficulty of this course, your ratio of bogeys to birds is outstanding! Don't puke on Lief's mandolin. He'll get pissed. I expect you to learn "Wallet By the Sea" by August. I want to do a duet for #1 on the deck in between lectures. Playing behind your back is optional, but impressive. xxxooo

Uncle Rotten <tohara@ktn.net>

KTN, AK USA - Sunday, March 12, 2000 at 19:08:26 (EST)

Idi Amin and a 3-iron..moosie to Al Snore

Why are we picking on Mac? We all know he saved the country.

Al Gore

Arlington, VA USA - Sunday, March 12, 2000 at 10:43:18 (EST)

Jeff, I was very surprised to see my old nemesis Bruce McNally worte to you. Did I ever tell you about the time he flew over my country in a C-111 Transport. He opened the cargo door and teed off a dead solid 3 iron and sent it sailing directly into my palace office. I was in physical therapy for 6 long weeks after that blow. I'll get get my revenge someday Mac, you SOB. Idi Big Cheese

Idi Amin

Uganda, Africa - Saturday, March 11, 2000 at 22:45:53 (EST)

Mooooooooose -- Can't wait to see you in Cabo. Good thoughts heading your way. Love, Bails

bails <bkelley@scu.edu>

San Jose, CA USA - Saturday, March 11, 2000 at 18:23:41 (EST)

Jeff, when you get better I'll tell some more stories from when I was in Africa. Hope to see you soon!!!!

Bruce McNally <McNally@Africa.com>

Confusion, ? USA - Saturday, March 11, 2000 at 00:06:18 (EST)

Esalen Schmeschalen...moosie to B.Banzai

remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

B. Banzai

USA - Saturday, March 11, 2000 at 00:03:07 (EST)

Yipeee! Heffie goes to Cabo! "Oh, yes, he's the great defender." You know the rest... Now everybody will get to see your underwear. Can't wait to see your tats myself. Way to work the system, Heffie. Love Ter

Terre

USA - Friday, March 10, 2000 at 14:58:52 (EST)

That's just so fruity..moosie to Max

Bob C. - Jeez, you can run but you just can't hide. Six name changes, and then YOU show up? All those legal fees down the drain. What can a poor boy do? Aunt Bug and Page - GO TO YOUR ROOMS! Moose - Rock On! Cyber Love and Hollywood Air kisses, Max

Max <MaxBSpensive@hoodornament.com>

Mill Valley, CA USA - Thursday, March 09, 2000 at 21:10:40 (EST)

I hope your appointment went well and you have good news because its 78 degrees of sunshine and daydreams in Cabo today. Aunt Bug,you overlook the initials, PC (part 2) and i attend SCU....i have a legancy to live up to. Im working on it.I believe my parents are impressed, though not surprised. I have taken good notes through the years.

Sugar Magnolia <PCrahan@scu.edu>

Free at last,, Republic of Aries Starlets - Thursday, March 09, 2000 at 18:31:27 (EST)

Guess that should have been "Happy to BE the old guys vs the Aries Starlets..." Who the Hell do I think I am???

Aunt Bug

SF, USA - Thursday, March 09, 2000 at 13:03:44 (EST)

Happy to help the old guys vs the Aries Starlets (as always) and sending massive air kisses to moose for today's appointment; finally, Page, I think your parents regularly visit this site - just so you know...

Aunt Bug <aporter@msjr.com>

SF, USA - Thursday, March 09, 2000 at 13:00:19 (EST)

In reading this Guestbook, I noticed Fruity tried to change his name to Max. No way. The other day, I was told Bob Nelson didn't like Bobo either. When will you guys learn that high school nicknames live longer than Martha Hearty?

Bob Campbell <ibe2ski@aol.com>

Medina, Wa USA - Thursday, March 09, 2000 at 09:38:53 (EST)

Dear Mr. Ross the honor of you presence is requested on April 3-9 for the Masters. Jerry Garcia has put in a good word for you to the Tournament Commitee. Cliff Roberts is now turning in his grave thinking of you in our tournament. I told him to go to hell. It was a figure of speech since that is where he presently resides. You will be staying in the Crows Nest with the rest of the amateurs. You may bring a caddie of have one assigned to you. When selecting a caddie, may I suggest you think of Peter Kuchar, and choose someone with a better "golf sense". We would hate to upset Justin Leonard. Try to wear an outfit that will complement the color of the jacket on Sunday because you are the odds on favorite to win. Please print this out and bring it with you as proof of entry. Thank you, Robert Tyre Jones P.S. Jerry Garcia says "HI"

Bobby Jones <bjones@Golf National Park>

Heaven, USA - Wednesday, March 08, 2000 at 22:54:57 (EST)

Just no substitute for experience..moosie to Fluff Cowan

Wilbur, Looks like we've been thrown a challenge by one of the young Aries Starlets. What do you think, big boy, sorta like tossin' a 20 handicapper in with the pros? Your Caddy~

Fluff Cowan <600 lbs of drink meisters @ Cabo.>

The Beach, Baja Sur Mexico - Wednesday, March 08, 2000 at 16:52:46 (EST)

Genetics at work..moosie to Trouble

Uncle Moose~This is Dead week on campus...i hear that means 24 hour Grateful Dead Marathon for inspiration/relaxation. Hope you are in full effect in Cabo. I heard it was young vs. old at the bars...anyone remember The Hut? Practice makes perfect....no fake ids in Cabo.... :) ~Page

Trouble <PCrahan@scu.edu>

Santa Clara, CA USA - Wednesday, March 08, 2000 at 13:25:13 (EST)

Jeff, Saw Dave Johnson it the BAC (excuse me, I meand Le Club Bellevue) and he told me of your condition and gave me your web site. Sorry to hear about the "C" and am encouraged you seem to be up a couple of holes in your match play agains it. Judgning from your scores, I'll have to wait until your're at max chemo and radiation plus dizzy on your drugs before I venture out with you ( I am a legitimate 15, but neve seem to play to it when it counts--how low can I be, trying to wrangle strokes from a sick guy). I have a threory on your illness. I think something flew up your rear and lodged in your throat when you BA'd the Evergreen Point Bridge at 100 mph in the old Buick back in '64. Maybe it's just a festering house fly. Run it by your docs. Take care, Bob Campbell

Bob Campbell <ibe2ski@aol.com>

Medina, Wa USA - Tuesday, March 07, 2000 at 12:47:07 (EST)

Moose! I've been wondering what condition your condition's been in, so it was nice to get some positive vibrations from your site. I'm especially jealous of your Overlake adventure; I used to work there as a kid and have many fond memories of jumping golf carts over sand traps (nearly sent ol' Al Mundle to the cardiologist on a number of occasions!) Fairways and greens, Gear

Gear <mmgears@aol.com>

Terrapin Siding, CO USA - Monday, March 06, 2000 at 14:46:39 (EST)

Hey, at least that underwear is clean.

Moose B Free

Freshasadaisy, Confusion USA - Saturday, March 04, 2000 at 07:36:22 (EST)

No skidmarks .moosie to Terre

Oh great! Now everybody knows I've seen your underwear. Thank god we didn't have that slumber party after the crab feed. Lord knows how you would have put THAT on the site! Whew! (the rest was great fun though) Love, T

Terre

USA - Friday, March 03, 2000 at 20:07:22 (EST)

Anytime, and I mean it..moosie to Anna Kournikove (ne linda)

Jeff, I'm sorry I had to leave so early the other morning, I had an early appointment and you looked so peaceful I didn't want to wake you.

Anna Kournikova

Kirkland, WA USA - Friday, March 03, 2000 at 17:36:46 (EST)

Just ran across your web site. I have a special present I would like to send you. Please send me your mailing address so I can send it.

Ted Kazinski <teddyk@blammo.com>

San Quentin, CA USA - Thursday, March 02, 2000 at 18:36:41 (EST)

Hey Jeffy! Sitting here at work and just got bribed by FIVE firemen! Man, and I thought going back to work would suck. Absolutely enjoy hearing from all your fans....glad to be considered one of them! Hi Nancy, Googs, Squirrell, et.al. See you tonight Jeffy.....got a surprise for you! Love ya!

Sandy B <sbarnett@coinstar.com>

Kirkland, wa USA - Thursday, March 02, 2000 at 16:50:56 (EST)

Just score it as wet..moosie to Uncle Rotten

Jeff, Your score for Feb. looks good enough to get you on the tour. I don't know how to score the dream though. It was a great dream! Loved hearing about your Costco expedition. Costco...AAAUUUGGGHHH...wish we had one here. Did you vote for Bradley because of his politics or his jump shot? Birdies and eagles to you!

Uncle Rotten <tohara@ktn.net>

Ketchikan, AK USA - Wednesday, March 01, 2000 at 15:39:29 (EST)

David, it's a golf term. I'm voting for Bill Bradley.

Moose B Free

USA - Tuesday, February 29, 2000 at 10:24:19 (EST)

Moose, What's with this "Spanking Whitey" thing? Nobody spanks white folk while I'm still here to prevent it! Hope to see you at Hayden Lake this summer.

David Duke <Adolf@kkk.alltheway>

Deep South, USA - Sunday, February 27, 2000 at 19:20:04 (EST)

Moose, Look out! My sisters have discovered this site! You can run, but you can't hide. Way to nail those birdies. My money is on you in the game of life (as long as there's no math involved). Keep chewing those meds and rest up so we can spank whitey in Aug. Caspian upgraded my computer last week during a short visit home. My email hasn't worked since. Sorry to all who are waiting for a reply. Note my new email at work below. I don't have the smarts to fix my home computer, and I'm too cheap to hire someone to do it for me. Things don't change much, do they?

Uncle Rotten <oharat@kgbsd.org>

K-town, AK USA - Sunday, February 27, 2000 at 19:14:10 (EST)

Geez, this is really and idiot weeder, rite? Hello to you, Jeff and all. Hope thiis time my mail goes thru. Spring Lessons, I hear? Kate, Allison, ...? Count me in. Can't yoouse recoup in Cabo? I'd Bring the drip with me, if I were you? (and I don't mean Al.) M&D said go stay for awhile at the CONDO

Mary O'Landmann <aelandmann>

B'vue, USA - Saturday, February 26, 2000 at 17:49:55 (EST)

So, this is the famous web site I've been reading about in the Wall St. Journal. l now know where my sib's are hanging out. Hi guys. What's this I hear about golf lessons this spring? Count me in (Kate, Allison...?) I'm sitting by the tele, waitin on your call. Mom and Dad said if you can arrange to bring the DRIP (and I don't mean Brian) with you, you can recoup at the condo. But I'm reading about Cabo and "By- the-Sea" ...and they all sound pretty good to me. Any place sounds good to me right now. I'm thinkin maybe North Bend... Love ya Lots! Mar-

Mary O'Landmann <aelandmann@aol.com>

B'vue, USA - Saturday, February 26, 2000 at 17:38:55 (EST)

We've come for your daughters..moosie to Michael Bolton

Good News for Dead Heads! The remaining members of the Greatful Dead have invited me to tour with them this year. I will be singing a blend of their timeless classics and my smooth favorites.

Michael Bolton

Olso, Norway - Friday, February 25, 2000 at 16:32:08 (EST)

I'll have the McRat with a side of thigh moosie to North Bend

Survived a perilous trip to the inner workings of Long Beach, CA. Felt at risk at every street corner - sort of like insuring the German National Railroad. Ever seen a McDonald's with bars on the windows? Glad to be back

North Bend, USA - Friday, February 25, 2000 at 11:33:55 (EST)

Dear Mr. Moses B. Fried, I'd like to take this opportunity to personally invite you to be a guest lecturer at seminars we will be conducting soon. Please bring your putter and your stash.

Butterysmoothputtingstroke, Ltd. 'We take the throw-up outta the throw-up zone' <DA@bsps.Net>

Voila, No Confusion Tis Of Thee - Thursday, February 24, 2000 at 23:29:05 (EST)

SCTV..moosie to Gil Fisher

Just Wanted to say, "may the good lord take a likin' to ya, and blow ya up real soon.

Gil Fisher

Montreal, Ont Canada - Thursday, February 24, 2000 at 18:25:52 (EST)

Hebert Greetings from the big Island(that would be Kona) Here for a week of R&R with Pete and the two little ones. We are surrounded by golf courses but fortunately for all the players here, I left my sticks at home. The new Red Birds are still in the box in the garage. Sorry I haven't talked to you since tehe B-day party, but I am following all on this site. It looks like you are still under par. Keep stringing them together. Pete says Hi Deeg.

Dave Johnson <Davejohnson@ykk-usa.com>

Seattle, Wa USA - Thursday, February 24, 2000 at 03:02:29 (EST)

Hi Moose - Just wanted to let you know we are thinking of you. The Founders is in full gear and Jim is playing with my brother Tom. Just wanted to let you know that they were 4 under going into 16 on their last round and finished 4 over. Great Game! See you here next year! Molly

Molly McNichols <mcnichol@ibl.bm>

, Bermuda - Thursday, February 24, 2000 at 02:47:29 (EST)

Jeff, Mary just told me about this sight yesterday.What a great way to keep us all in touch with you, it's also fun to see stuff from the family.I'm so happy to hear about the shrinkage, keep up the good work!!I'm off from work this week and will be hitting Bellevue quite often, so what can I do for you or what sounds good to eat this week?? I not sure where your living these days, are you still in Medina @the beach??I'll find out from Larry or Kathy.Were all praying for you and just like Kate I'm also expecting some golf lessons in Chelan this summer!! Love ya alison & boys

Alison (Ohara) Gallacher <Alisongall@aol.com>

Bothell, WA USA - Monday, February 21, 2000 at 19:26:53 (EST)

HELP ME JEBUS!!!!

homey

Springfield, ? USA - Monday, February 21, 2000 at 00:43:55 (EST)

Start me up..moosie to K.Richards

Moose, Just came across your site. I understand you had a pump installed to inject chemicals. This could be a real time saver for me. Could you send me some info on this pump thing? P.S. You should see MY medicine cabinet. Cheerio!

K. Richards <RollingStoned@...I forgot>

London, I think, England? - Saturday, February 19, 2000 at 20:27:00 (EST)

Not sure. Just try flipping someone off as you drive along.

Colt 45 <WestLaFadeaway@trigger.com>

USA - Saturday, February 19, 2000 at 10:00:35 (EST)

Moose - I've gotta go to LA next week - can somebody on this international website tell me what model handgun is currently fashionable on the freeways down there. Ughhh. Keep the pars rollin.

Worried in North Bend <nbender@ptinet.net>

North Bend, WA USA - Friday, February 18, 2000 at 12:47:29 (EST)

YES! Goin' to Aries. Wouldn't be right without The Defender! Mom says "M-E-N-Y-O-U" that's menu, big guy. OK, when you've had a chance to recoup, and your appetite is talking back. Love, T

Terre

USA - Friday, February 18, 2000 at 12:07:42 (EST)

If you guys don't quit picking on me, I'm gonna leave the loveley confines of Medina and move to the other side of the tracks - Tam O'Shanter, or maybe Yarrow Pt.

Medina Milkman <JuggerNOT@milkbarn.com>

Medina, Warshington USA - Wednesday, February 16, 2000 at 23:51:58 (EST)

Once a Dodger always a Dodger..moosie to Vin Scully

We're watching everything you do. Lay off the Focasin.

Vin Scully

MLB Satelite, Outer Space - Wednesday, February 16, 2000 at 12:06:51 (EST)

Doughtnuts, is there anything they can't do?

HJSimpson <auggghhh@pigout.org>

Shelbyville, USA - Tuesday, February 15, 2000 at 20:58:36 (EST)

Thanks for the URL. Keep making those pars and birdies. I'm looking forward to some skiing and the free instruction that comes with it. I'll drive.

Tom G. <tomgrip@aol.com>

Redmond, WA USA - Tuesday, February 15, 2000 at 20:28:46 (EST)

Elvis, my man, you'll just have to wait your turn with Maude. She digs jazz and dudes that can spank a 1-iron. And, by the way, where's my quaaludes and doughnuts??

Bleeding Gums Murphy and Champagne Tony

Virtual Springfield CC, OhiyaMaude! USA - Tuesday, February 15, 2000 at 19:22:01 (EST)

The new girl in town is named Maude. What a major babe! Tell that Medina milkman I've got first dibs on her. Ah, thank ya very much.

Elvis

Full of Graceland, - Tuesday, February 15, 2000 at 17:10:40 (EST)

Moose A Free?

Moose B Free

Golf National Park - Tuesday, February 15, 2000 at 10:39:29 (EST)

Jeez, I'm stumped..moosie to lbelle

So who did the milkman sleep with to create this brilliant daughter?.....:)

lbelle <lbelle@AOL>

Medina, WA USA - Tuesday, February 15, 2000 at 10:31:31 (EST)

Happy Valentine's day. Keep the faith and rock on! Go Dodgers.

Roger Barbee <not yet maybe never>

USA - Monday, February 14, 2000 at 18:41:36 (EST)

Moose: Happy Valentines Day. We've got the Seattle weather down here big time. But like she says "Come in I'll give you shelter from the corn. We've got the Moose/Swami suite reserved, so come on down. Glad to hear about all the pars and birdies. Keep rockin. Love Googer

googer

USA - Monday, February 14, 2000 at 13:14:48 (EST)

Don't shed any tears for me Neddy, I just saw Cherry Garcia in concert.

Maude

Heaven, Above - Monday, February 14, 2000 at 12:44:01 (EST)

Hey Jeffie, So glad you are enjoying this beautiful, sunny weather on the golf course! That's so great. Keep smiling. Your'e on a roll. Love, Carla

Carla <crc2186@aol.com>

USA - Sunday, February 13, 2000 at 19:47:54 (EST)

HackStraw is back, got to be smilin'. With your new found of skill of altering your PGA handicap card to 15, you could network with Carrie's buddies for fake ID's ... Take care, P C

P C <pccrahan@home.com>

Dubuque, Ia USA - Saturday, February 12, 2000 at 17:01:31 (EST)

Jeff- just checking in on a late night at the office. I went out last Sunday and played 15 holes in the rain, on purpose. It wasn't Monterey, but it has a nice cleansing effect on the soul. Reminds of playing in the downpour at Aries Silverado. I remember playing a few holes with Henry and Justin and coming to the par 3 12th (?) when first Henry's, and then Justin's, 9 iron slipped from their grip and tied for closest to the pin. Wishing you more pars and soon some birdies.

treddy <treddy@mdbe.com>

USA - Thursday, February 10, 2000 at 23:37:26 (EST)

Heffie- Just got back from Maui. Lynn took me over to see Clover in her last month of pregnancy. She was nesting heavily. Thatafternoon she went to the Doctor's and then to the hospital to have her new bouncing Aquarian baby boy. Just wanted to share the joyful news that there's another being in this world with Ross blood in him. Love, T & C

Terre <terra@cruzio.com>

Capitola, USA - Thursday, February 10, 2000 at 17:46:53 (EST)

Dear Moose: Just wanted to let you know that I am still thinking good thoughts for you everyday. Now that I am no longer a student, I have lots of time to think good thoughts!

Barb Reitz <Reitz@hotmail.com>

Mill Valley, CA USA - Thursday, February 10, 2000 at 15:42:16 (EST)

Appreciate the treatise on pain meds; could come in handy, altho I doubt I can get the morphine for gum surgery. Have been following your site, pulling for you and thinking of you. Great to see the recent good news. Hope the next 5-6 holes are 3 under. Talk to you soon.

Jeff M <jeffmans@att.net>

SF, CA USA - Thursday, February 10, 2000 at 11:05:10 (EST)

Dietary excellence.moosie to Max

Mmmmmmmmmm,Cherry Garcia. AAaaaauuuuuuuuggggg!

Max <john.sheehan@baysix.com>

Candlestick Park, CA USA - Thursday, February 10, 2000 at 00:01:58 (EST)

Dietary excellence.moosie to Cherry Garcia

"Mmmm, Oxycontin. Augggggggggg!

Cherry Garcia

San Fancisco, CA USA - Wednesday, February 09, 2000 at 18:13:44 (EST)

To enlightenment..moosie to mystery guest 1000

Wait till the boss sees my new shirt, won while checking Jeff's dinner menu and studying Jeff's pharmacokinetics instead of cleaning up the world from my desk at Camp Dresser and McKee. What do I bill this time to?

mystery guest 1000 <christensonlg@cdm.com>

USA - Wednesday, February 09, 2000 at 12:04:23 (EST)

Thanks for that insight to the Founders. It was moving just to read, much less being there, and now you here . How about Tiger's comeback at Pebble Beach? Gotta make a Moose smile. Enjoy your day, again. P C

P C <pmcrahan@aol.com>

Dubuque, Ia USA - Wednesday, February 09, 2000 at 06:42:22 (EST)

Hey - Just spoke with sister N (RG 2 U) who thinks scotch may be a crucial element - cheers -

bug

sf, USA - Tuesday, February 08, 2000 at 14:56:25 (EST)

Moose-ka-teer - The vitamin salepersons are not gonna like the news that white rice might be the newest breakthrough. So great to follow the good news and hello to other guests. You will play many future Founders - xox

Bug <aporter@msjr.com>

SF, USA - Tuesday, February 08, 2000 at 13:29:22 (EST)

dear jeff, Weare thinking of you and are thrilled to read such good reports.There is a lot of Love goin around. As Paul told you, we have read a good golf book lately... The Green..which I can now send to you since I have a mailing address. You'll love it. We'll keep in touch. hugs and kisses(from V) and Paulo

enzo and valerie <iampagl@earthlink.net>

bronxville, ny USA - Tuesday, February 08, 2000 at 13:14:01 (EST)

H......thnx for the notes, and glad that you are out there, putting the little spank on whitey.....as we have discussed over beers, "you must play the ball where it lies"! Continued good feeling...kern p.s. Al C. managed to clip me @ Overlake, once again, yesterday.....lower 9 was drier than in winters past...no plugged balls if you are hitting the fairways! what a concept.

kern <sbrustkern@aol.com>

medina.com!, USA - Monday, February 07, 2000 at 23:29:56 (EST)

Moose--I don't know if this guestbook thing is workin but I'll try. Whats a "browser refresh button" anyway? So skiing was bueno. Bret and I skiied everyday; had dinner with Cole who tried to call you; he said he'll try again. Good to hear the good news.Keep rockin' Still freaking one day at a time. I'll e-mail if this doesn't work. Love, Googer

Googer

USA - Monday, February 07, 2000 at 13:19:30 (EST)

Well, we missed you last night at the Larry & the Flames concert. It was really fun and lively. Bunch of aging Boomers out dancin' up a storm. Glad you are waking up feeling good this week.

laurie <lbelle@AOL.com>

medina, wa USA - Sunday, February 06, 2000 at 13:24:38 (EST)

Sheer brilliance..moosie to Max

Moose- A fella I know (who pushes the limits of Karma to its extreme) has solved your little handicap problem by maintaining two handicaps. I know, shameful. If you were to follow his lead, Moose B. Free would be a "5," but Moose C. Free would be a"15." Glad to see you've got golf plans. Be the Ball! -Max

Max <john.sheehan@baysix.com>

49er Land, CA USA - Saturday, February 05, 2000 at 21:18:57 (EST)

I've been checking in from Anchorage. Glad you are feeling well enough plan golf outings. I ran across some golf exercise audiotapes in a Feldenkrais catalogue. The title is Total Body Golf, which sounds impressive. I don't know about these tapes, but most of these exercises are supposed to help even if you just listen and practice them in your mind, so good for the low energy days. Send me an address if you want to try the exercises.

Barb Hoth <HothAK@aol.com>

Anchorage, AK USA - Saturday, February 05, 2000 at 15:02:00 (EST)

Bill Monroe's skin is crawling even though he's dead and has no skin .moosie to Saddam H

Free B Moose, Hear you're jammin wid the mando now. Once I get the Kurds out of the whey ( I love that line ) I'll have moretime to jam with you. I'm learning the mandolin, too. Next time you're in Sand Land stop by and see me. Your Friend from the Middle East...Uncle Saddam

Saddam H.

Tehran, Iran - Friday, February 04, 2000 at 19:44:34 (EST)

Jeff: I just heard the news from John and immediately checked out your journal and guestbook. Normally having all these people giving you advice would be confusing, but everyone seems to agree that the proper treatment consists of haute cuisine, highland malt, more golf and lots of laughs. I believe that Al's newsletter offer solutions to most of the problems that arise in the northwest and elsewhere in the western world and that you will find some useful advice there also, but it might be risky to relysolely on it. I'm sure Linda will send a note from home tonight. Be strong. For someone who has the upper hand on the golf swing, this is going to be a piece of cake.

Tom Reddy

USA - Friday, February 04, 2000 at 19:35:41 (EST)

jeff, how is the weather in golf national -park , things here are going fine.... tommyis going to the tolo this saturday he is realhappy i guess he likes the girl, god help us..... any way angie keeps me updated god bless many prayers your friends the falsettos

johnnyfalsetto <johnnyfalsetto@aol.com>

bellevue, wa. USA - Friday, February 04, 2000 at 17:58:19 (EST)

dear jeff, well its only taken me a week to figure out how to leave you a message..... many payers we think of you alot keep fighting cant wait to see you on the golf course get well ............

johnny falsetto <johnnyfalsetto@aol.com>

bellevue, wa USA - Friday, February 04, 2000 at 15:16:59 (EST)

Just how was it that you came by the name Kang?...moosie to Kang

Glad the CHEMO is going down well !!! But then I don't know a chem you haven't liked ! Rafter & Petty are coming over 2nite -- I'll tell #2 about your latest Hole in #1 which , I guess is a Hat Trick ! I warn them about the Deadgolf uniforms they have to wear @ The FOUNDERS Tourney this month @ Mid Ocean . Wish you were still coming... Cheers !

KANG B. CAN DO

Hamilton, BDA, USA - Friday, February 04, 2000 at 14:10:22 (EST)

Herbinski........nice weather today, you didn't call....lets get out there and spankwhitey! BBQ tomorrow nite, my place...few ribs, lots of lqr, come if you feel like it...my daughters need the guitar tuned! kern

KERN <SBRUSTKERN@AOL.COM>

MEDINA.COM!, wa USA - Friday, February 04, 2000 at 00:09:34 (EST)

SMILE, SMILE, SMILE... Goin' down the road, feelin' good. The Dead goodn't of said it any better.

P C <pmcrahan>

Dubuque, Ia USA - Thursday, February 03, 2000 at 05:43:58 (EST)

Love this guestbook. Thought I'd contribute, too. It's like talking to so many friends! So glad to see the jewelry is working. SHRINK, you mother!! More via the telly. Love RG and Kang

Nancy O' <bythesea@ibl.bm>

Paget, Bermuda - Wednesday, February 02, 2000 at 17:24:59 (EST)

Good shootin', Tex! Starting to string 'em together. Was at the Phoenix Open this past weekend and found myself thinking about you much of the day. Be like Tom Lehman and keep shooting red #s! Keep on whistlin', pickin' n grinnin'. Standing on the Moon, but I would rather be with Moose.... Hare

Chris O'Hara <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Phoenix, AZ USA - Wednesday, February 02, 2000 at 15:55:40 (EST)

Moose- You're knocking 1-irons stiff buddy! Maybe a trip to Vegas is in order? This Guestbook is starting to look like a walk down memory lane: Carla, Homby, Squirelle, Lauriebelle, and of course all 143 of the O'Hara's! - Max

Max B. Spensive <john.sheehan@baysix.com>

49er Land, CA USA - Wednesday, February 02, 2000 at 14:22:35 (EST)

Just wait until our wedding night..moosie to Bug

Sorry Moose but that's no smile - was and always will be a leer. The eyebrow action that goes with it may be the root of the problem (just in case you wondered why parents always lock up the young ones when you are near) The fog has lifted here and it's a good day.

Bug <aporter@msjr.com>

SF, USA - Wednesday, February 02, 2000 at 12:06:16 (EST)

This parrot just flew in your back door, the personal touch no longer seems to be working. I remember that smile, glad you got to see it too. DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, I meant to tell you that, I just decided to call and remind you every day. I would like to hear more Doc and Merle myself, just haul your "young martin" around.

Homby <rholmb@gte.net>

USA - Wednesday, February 02, 2000 at 00:16:19 (EST)

This page is so filled with culinary delights it makes me hungry. Seems like Chinese takeout and cracked shellfish play a big part in the therapy. Come out to North Bend and we'll mix the 2 together. Bring a chain saw.

Lief Christenson <nbender@ptinet.net>

USA - Tuesday, February 01, 2000 at 22:18:49 (EST)

Good Morning Jeffie, Got a copy of "Spirit Into Sound" by Mikey Hart coming your way to keep that spirit dancin! Lets talk soup today. Love, Carla

Carla <crc2186@aol.com>

USA - Tuesday, February 01, 2000 at 12:53:27 (EST)

Hey Moose, This web site is getting pretty fancy. Forms, guestbooks, etc. So, there were no less dramatic incentives available? Let's get back on track. REmember all of us that look up to you as the LifeStyle King. Your Pal, Al

The Planet <abcorwin@processbuilder.com>

Seattle, WA USA - Tuesday, February 01, 2000 at 10:54:18 (EST)

MJB, not Uncle Bens...moosie to Bug

Monday mornin'to you, Moosie...Foggy and gray in SF. A good day to contemplate Bermuda or Mexico (where, I fear, there is no white rice). Love, Bug

Bug <aporter@msjr.com>

SF, USA - Monday, January 31, 2000 at 13:01:56 (EST)

Cabo reservations made! Now trying to 'rally' a group to come to the "Larry & The Flames" (Paul Wick's band) Bellevue HS benefit rock'n roll dance at The Bellevue Hall 4330 148th this Sat. night (Feb. 5) Jeff will be there if he feels up to it. Hope to see lots of his friends there, too.

Laurie <LBelle>

Medina, WA USA - Monday, January 31, 2000 at 08:52:17 (EST)

Absorootree! Laurie, make those reso's. We'll be there to party on 'til the margaritas stop flowing! Bringing Nancy too. Will wonders never cease! (Actually, the legal drinking age is 18 down there and she's stoked.) Rendez vous, all of you. Hasta Cabo! Chuck and Ter

Terre & Charlie

USA - Sunday, January 30, 2000 at 23:09:12 (EST)

Just surfing the web; came across this website written by some guy who obviously needs a haircut. Golf lessons this spring Moose, so wrap this thing up quick. Kate

Kate Christenson <nbnder@ptinet.net>

North Bend, WA USA - Saturday, January 29, 2000 at 12:03:49 (EST)

Jeff,Thank you for sharing and showing your humor and wisdom. I hope I can remember when my turn comes around.

Presha Sparling <presha@gbk.com>

Seattle, WA USA - Friday, January 28, 2000 at 17:30:36 (EST)

MOOSE is that YOU??? Are you there?Tis a beautiful sunny day today and I hope youre lounging in a sunny warm spot or better on the course! I was just told about this SHIT coming your way and I'm truly sorry. When I can think of something humorous to say I'll be back, but in the mean time I'm sending nothing but LOVE and SUNSHINE your way. your old pal steff.

Stephanie Johnston <stephanie@gbk.com>

Seattle, WA USA - Friday, January 28, 2000 at 17:23:50 (EST)

Herb - I hope you got the golf story. I guess it is true that older is wiser. Remember- good things happen to good people. DJ

DJ

USA - Friday, January 28, 2000 at 14:18:28 (EST)

Your 3rd graders might think this is funny..moosie to Uncle Rotten

Moose...Where do I get one of those "Permission Slips?" Love your daily notes. It keeps me close.

Uncle Rotten <tohara@ktn.net>

Ward Cove, AK USA - Thursday, January 27, 2000 at 21:06:24 (EST)

Laurie, I vote yes, make the reservations. - Max

Max B. Spensive <john.sheehan@baysix.com>

Mill Valley , CA USA - Thursday, January 27, 2000 at 18:22:34 (EST)

Laurie, per my e-mail to you, I vote yes on Cabo

Andy

USA - Thursday, January 27, 2000 at 18:02:46 (EST)

So, let's take a vote. How many out there think I should make reservations for Jeff to fly with Carrie and I down to Aries/Cabo? Why not go-for-it, huh?

Laurie <Lbelle@AOL.com>

Medina, WA USA - Thursday, January 27, 2000 at 13:29:26 (EST)

Herbinski.....thnx for the updates...give me a hollar if you ever feel like spanking whitey.....keep up the good attitude...don't use all your prescription in one setting! kern

kern <sbrustkern@aol.com>

medina.com!, wa USA - Thursday, January 27, 2000 at 11:28:42 (EST)

Thanks for the shirts. Wearing it at work today, people have asked where I got the shirt. I have positive waves going on down here for you.

Rut <Jamesr@amgen.com>

1000 Oaks, CA USA - Wednesday, January 26, 2000 at 20:12:11 (EST)

Heffie Way to consolidate. Nice to see you have so many wonderful and caring friends. Charlie & I check in here often. You'r sucha clevah guy! I say damn the torpedoes full speed ahead - go for the hole in one into the cup of Best Foods. We'll be rootin' for you on Thursday. Love, T & C.

Terre <terra@cruzio.com>

Capitola, CA USA - Wednesday, January 26, 2000 at 19:49:31 (EST)

Moose B. Free: Nice birdie! Now let's see you string a few together and get into red numbers. More mashed potatos and gravy, please!! Once in awhile you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.... Regards, Hare

Chris O'Hara <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Phoenix, AZ USA - Wednesday, January 26, 2000 at 19:09:37 (EST)

Dear Moose: I've been keeping track of your progress daily. I am thinking of good thoughts for you.

Barbara Reitz <Reitz@hotmail.com>

Mill Valley, CA USA - Wednesday, January 26, 2000 at 17:07:39 (EST)

I check your web site daily to see how you are doing. Thanks for writing the journal. Sending Carrie over to you again today...:)

Lauriebelle <lbelle@AOL.com>

Medina, WA USA - Wednesday, January 26, 2000 at 13:48:41 (EST)

Hi Moose - What about plain pasta with butter and parmesan?Always a favorite of mine. Love, Bug

Andy Tofanelli <aporter@msjr.com >

San Francisco, USA - Wednesday, January 26, 2000 at 12:32:40 (EST)

Moosie- When are we going to open that Snail Driving Range? And did you get that message that "Homer" is on his way? D'oh!! - sending you all our good thoughts from Niner land.

Max B. Spensive <john.sheehan@baysix.com>

Mill Valley, CA USA - Wednesday, January 26, 2000 at 12:26:59 (EST)

Moose: Good morning and good thoughts today. P C

P C <PMCrahan@aol.com>

Dubuque, Ia USA - Wednesday, January 26, 2000 at 05:47:00 (EST)

I keep thinking about you every morning when I sneak across the golf course to take a swim in the ocean. Aloha and Healing thoughts from us all!

Cousin Lynne <lross@maui.net>

Kihei, Hi USA - Wednesday, January 26, 2000 at 03:26:09 (EST)

Genentec.moosie to JP Plavan

I MUST agree: Artichokes and MJB white rice with butter and salt and pepper. It's gotta be in the genes. Keep looking for the birdies. JP & Beth

JP Plavan <jp@plavan.com>

USA - Wednesday, January 26, 2000 at 00:04:38 (EST)

Hey Moose, Did my last one get throught (the trees). I hit the "submit quert " button, but it crapped out opn me...

P C <PMCrahan@aol.com>

dubuque , Ia USA - Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 22:12:53 (EST)

Keeping track every day. Happy to hear about the birdie yesterday. keep shooting under par.

Brent Birchler

USA - Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 20:30:04 (EST)

Liz Taylor..moosie to LGKCD

How's that for a name or five. Dev and I are keeping track of your journal and are hoping for more birdies and eagles for you-maybe even a hole in one.

Linda Groth Keski Corwin Dybwad <golidy@msn.com>

Bellevue, WA USA - Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 19:47:15 (EST)

Keeping close to you through your site, Uncle Jeff! We all love you!

Kimmy Plavan <KPlavan@aol.com>

USA - Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 19:10:25 (EST)

Love your golf analogies. Gives me goosebumps. Kev and I are still interested in coming over some evening. Sounds like your social calendar has been full. Let us know what times might be good. I want to hear that Martin. Thanks.

Larry Kraft

USA - Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 13:10:59 (EST)

#1

HS

USA - Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 11:17:14 (EST)