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January 25, 2000 to January 24, 2001 _366 Days_510 Entries

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The Deadgolf Guestbook -Year 2000 is a chronologically written series of guestbook entries made to deadgolf.com during the past year. It was begun on January 25, 2000 and was rendered "read-only" on January 24, 2001. The entries were made by friends, family, golf buddies, strangers, celebrities(?) and almost the entire cast of the "Simpsons", all of whom wrote words of encouragement during my first year fighting cancer. The last entry was made by someone I don't know, Micah J. Robison of Philadelphia, PA. I liked what he had to say though.

I liked what everyone had to say. Early on, a frequent contributor mentioned to me that "there is only so much you can say to a sick guy", and that's when the Deadgolf.Com Guestbook took on a life of its own. Many who contributed did so under assumed names and/or aliases. Throughout the year I had fun trying to figure out who was who. While I didn't figure out 100% of the writers, I could guess a good many. Lots of people wrote in to express heartfelt encouragement. Each of those was taken in the true spirit they were intended. When one is scared of the unknown, it is good to read encouraging words. Equally important were the odd "riffs" and funny stuff that were posted. I often laughed out loud when I'd read them.

While reviewing all the entries, I thought that I'd put a little moosie next to the ones that made me feel really good. Not that they all didn't.

Thanks again to all who contributed,

Moose B Free (aka Hack Straw, aka Herb, aka....)

I couldn't have said it better myself...moosie to Micah J. Robison

Awesome Web Site.

Micah J. Robison <m_j_robison@hotmail.com>

Philadelphia, PA USA - Monday, January 24, 2001 at 22:58:19 (EST)

Because you love children? Are you saying that just because I eat meat, that I don't like kids?

Big Al Inestine <emc2@space.com>

Ozark Mountains, USA - Monday, January 22, 2001 at 15:10:51 (EST)

Hello Mr. Moosie, I just had to comment. I am a Freshman in my sixth year at UCLA where I am studying veterinarian medicine, because I love children! I just think it is so unfair to call these wonderful people illegitimate! I think they are like so cute!

Julie Brown <DowntownJulie@UCLA.org>

Los Angeles, CA USA - Monday, January 22, 2001 at 12:17:40 (EST)

How dare you incinerate that your readers are illigitimate. Me am very edumacated, and I inquest an intermediate appaulagy. Before you recuse someone, you should come up with some pacific exampels. I am glad for the opertunity to matriculate my conserns.

Lex Icon <reporter@seattletimes.com>

USA - Monday, January 22, 2001 at 11:52:31 (EST)

Jeff, So very sorry to hear about your friend Mindy. It's hard to lose someone that close. Sincerest thoughts of love and care to you and her family. Mary-Fran PS I recognize the illiterate as a very late-nite site visitor...

Mary O'L <aelandmann@aol.com>

B'vue, WA USA - Monday, January 22, 2001 at 00:49:35 (EST)

Are there any smart banjo players.?.moosie to nbender

And now somebody claiming to be Moose claims (2 claims don't make a right) he's NOT shutting it down. I might not be the smartest banjo player around, but I've understood very little of what's been posted on this site.

nbender

USA - Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 15:43:43 (EST)

I'm surprised at how many of my (il)literate friends didn't read all the way through the message about the guestbook being shut down. It won't be shut down at all, it'll just be renewed into a second year. So rest easy all you would-be Tolstoys, there's still going to be a place for you to rant.

MooseBFree

EvelynWoodReadingAcademy, - Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 12:56:08 (EST)

Shut this thing down? Surely you jest. My cronies and I use every, and I mean EVERY, method at our disposal to collect dirt on you and your lilly-livered, pansy-assed leftist ilk. If you Pinkos think you can get away with this, think again, Mr. Moose - if that's your real name! Once Ashcroft is in, he'll even work with that little twit "Celery" to make sure our supply of gossip, innuendo and unlawful behavior is continually chronicled in this on-line rag of yours. As history has shown, I have my ways...I must now take my leave, Roy's wearing his pink lace panties tonight!

J. Edgar Hoover (ret.) <goodbadboy@HereAfter.org>

City?, USA - Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 09:58:33 (EST)

Come on, how many lawyers does it take?....moosie to celery

Maybe you need a little education about the first amendment to the US Constitution. There will be "no prior restraint on speech". Shut this thing down at your peril, Moosie. I have a battery of high priced Samoan lawyers just itching to take you on. Lawsuits, injunctions, primitive tortures. Whatever it takes!! Some things are just not funny. You may not need this board anymore, but a lot of your demented friends do. Consider yourself warned.

Celery

sanho, ca USA - Saturday, January 20, 2001 at 17:29:45 (EST)

Brother Moose, So the word on the street is you had another birthday. Say it ain't so! To me you will always be just 50. I also hear it was a happy one. lots of joy juice will do that to a moose. and others. I also heard Rotty was in town. So, why didn't you tell me? Nobody EVER tells me ANYTHING. Boy, the children really would have loved to see him. They miss him SO.(Side note: Moose,Don't tell him, but I pretended I was busy here at the home with the orphans.Besides, they said "Uncle WHO?Big Deal" Go figure.)We at the home would like to say thank you to all the wonderful contributers to your guestbook. Some of the poor kids here have nothing else in there lives but this book to entertain them. they also use it to practice their vocabulary. (Rotty would be so proud.)It has sustained us, all through some pretty bad times. Perhaps you'll reconsider...? The natives are getting restless here. Must be feeding time. All our love, Brother Al and Sister BGood.

The Good Sister <neverumind@nunuvyurbizns>

Clod HIll, WA USA - Saturday, January 20, 2001 at 15:28:10 (EST)

Mooseman! Shuttin' down the guest book?!? Where and how am I gonna get my kicks now? (I guess my billable hours will increase.) What are the anticipated withdrawal symptoms...? At least I can be sure that I was NEVER responsible for any of those "unwieldy" messages..., right Moose? Be sure to follow the doc's orders now, Moose. In other words, same as it ever was....

hare

Golf-Central, AZ USA - Friday, January 19, 2001 at 20:14:50 (EST)

Moose: belated b-day; but I did already wish you one in Bermuda. "Indolent" Unh? well bueno, and keep on keepin' on. saw Neil & Crazy Horse last week--they totally tore it up. adios amigo--off to Colorado next week--call ya when we get back.

googer <jmueller@nmgovlaw.com>

USA - Wednesday, January 17, 2001 at 21:21:14 (EST)

Uh, Okay boys, I think we have a 604 on our hands. So he thinks he can shut down the Guestbook without our say so, huh? We'll show that little drugged-up, Banjo-playing Hippie who's boss around here....Who DOES he think he is?!?! Set your mace guns on 'Stun'!!

Chief Clancy Wiggums <Badge#1@Springfield.org>

Springfield, O USA - Wednesday, January 17, 2001 at 11:25:57 (EST)

Oh yeah, and if the influences down here are so bad, how's it you came by the name Uncle Rotten?

MBF

- Wednesday, January 17, 2001 at 10:56:05 (EST)

Ah Uncle Rotten, you know I LOVE them hick licks, but remove the alcohol and all we have is a banjo, a mandolin and a five sting guitar. Rock on. You're the greatest.

Moose B Free

Golf National Park, - Wednesday, January 17, 2001 at 10:20:38 (EST)

That might be funny to your third graders but....moosie to uncle rotten

Hick licks! You think a good lick comes from a St. Bernard. Let's remove the alcohol from the story and tell the truth. Moosesays to me, "The crowd's gettin' tired of this hick banjo music. We need some Rock & Roll!" Translation- "It's time for my 40minute version of 'All Along the Watchtower'." At the time, the crowd was hooting & hollering and loving each & every tune. Imust admit, MB FREE did pull it off! He did get the crowd goin'...but he had some fine back-up players supporting him. All inall, it was a great weekend. I am, however, glad to be home and away from all the bad influences in the Seattle area. Many thanksto Mr&Mrs Bender for flying me down and putting me up. You can't find better hosts!

U. Rotten <tohara@ktn.net>

Ketchikan , AK USA - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 21:11:42 (EST)

I can't remember.....moosie to hare

MooseMan! Glad to hear that you celebrated MLK day with a round of golf. I did the same down here - as Dr. King himself would have wanted it, no doubt! Saved a decent score (by my standards...) with a recently resurgent short game. That's the good news. Bad news is that I can't get off the tee to save my life. Scramblin' home nearly every time. And hey, when's the last time you DIDN'T forget the words to All Along The Watchtower...???!!! Keep on pickin'-n-grinnin', Moose!

hare

Tumbleweeds, AZ USA - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 19:43:41 (EST)

Mt. Moose, did you show em that reverse shoulder? Had a big time with dem singin' uncles.

Frank

k-land, USA - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 15:30:22 (EST)

NBender, Tangled Up In Brew or Tangled Up In Blue...heck, at Midnight after lots of alcohol, did it really matter? At least it was long and gator motivating and a break from all those hick licks. Let's go for that 20 minute version of "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" next time.

Moose B Free

- Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 13:16:58 (EST)

More like "Tangled up in Brew". Doors did the 'gator during Moose's millenium debut, which took some heat off his obligation to entertain. U. Rotty and I also played a MLK golf round, man did I get my but kicked, but my 125-yard PW to the green saved a 9-score on the 4th hole and I came away happy.

nbender

USA - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 12:25:19 (EST)

True music afficianado....moosie to Hoof

Moose B - Excellent rendition of "Tangled up in Blue". You even had the hotshot guest bassman rippin'. The Lost Gravel band is now dispersed back to its widespread roots (or is that burrows?). I should have brought my 7 iron, as I can play a tune on it about as well as on the banjo. At least we got credit for bringing the snow and there were others guests at the Alpine Inn whose behavior took the attention away from Uncle Stinky and Corn Dog. See ya' next time.

HOOF

Beaver, Wa USA - Monday, January 15, 2001 at 18:23:47 (EST)

HB Herb. See you Sunday on the hill. Buggs. I like to keep it short and sweet.

Buggs

Medina, Wa USA - Friday, January 12, 2001 at 23:18:13 (EST)

Happy B-day, MooseMan! Glad to hear that fun was had. Hello to the gathering in the Northwest. Shred it up, up thar in themthar hills. Wish I was there.... Maybe for your 54th! hare P.S. Freddie just confirmed for the Phoenix Open! Woo-hoo! He'squoted in the AZ Repulic as being serious about challenging Tiger thru this year. We shall see.... Sorry we'll miss ya here for it but have a blast in S.D.

hare

Sprawling Condos, AZ USA - Friday, January 12, 2001 at 14:58:06 (EST)

I feel rested and rotten....moosie to Nbender & Urotten

Whooaa!!!, been to Moosie's b'day night. Best song: " Boners in Typing Class", a Moose original; couldn't relate to it. Best driving home: Nbender. Best vocalist: Andy on the Kingston Trio tunes. Doors: what a percussion, slamming a table against your head for rythym. No harm done there. Carl: see you on the Mtn. U. Rotty, from parts unknown, directed the evening's events and any shame should be directed accordingly. Jack and Dottie, if you read this drivel we're more responsible than we look. Jeff doesn'tlook a day over 52! A good time was had by all, Moose.

anon.ymous@boogiedown.com

North Bend, WA USA - Friday, January 12, 2001 at 05:34:14 (EST)

"They say it's your birthday do-da-do-da", (White Album rendition, in case you didn't recognize the tune). 53 on 1-11-01, what karma, all the odds in your favor Moose. Smile, smile, smile... we've raised a toast from The Heartland.

P C

DBQ, IA USA - Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 21:04:08 (EST)

Happy brithday, moosie (and of course, Dick). Too bad you have to return to the rock so soon. All of your friends(well, both of them) really feel sorry for you. What's this about Dr. Hunter giving you ideas?? Is his last name Thompson? The last "ideas" you got from that Dr. Hunter were wonderful indeed!!

Nefarious salutations, Celery

celery

Sanho, ca USA - Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 13:16:05 (EST)

Girls, settle down now....moosie to lbelle

Ditto on the Happy Birthday, but was the previous one claiming to be the one and only Old Spice Girl? I DON'T THINK SO!!!!

lbelle <lbelle@AOL.com>

Medina, WA USA - Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 11:04:48 (EST)

Publically speaking, Happy Boo Bah Heffie Your older oldest friend.

Old Spice Girl

USA - Wednesday, January 10, 2001 at 15:17:16 (EST)

You lost my golf clubs but you're showin me the Simpsons....moosie to Delta Airlines

Off the Rock and back in Kirkland...where's my crying towel.--Long flight made longer by a delay in Atlanta, but the airline TV showed the Simpsons episode with Pinchy the lobster during the flight. How appropriate. What timing.

MooseBFree

GolfNationalPark, - Tuesday, January 09, 2001 at 10:24:52 (EST)

MooseMan! Welcome home. How's the weather? Speaking of weather... this is official advanced notice that the Phoenix Open is only 17 days away. Biggest golf bash on the planet, which should be experienced by all golf enthusiasts at least once. Great international field shaping up this year. I strongly encourage you to get on your horse and come on down for it. I've been to the Open 3 years in a row now. It's easy, cheap, close to (my) home and way too much fun. You could probably get you doctors to prescribe the trip (for medicinal purposes, of course). And speaking of medicine, I can personally guaranty a significantly better quality of scotch than Scorseby (although I must admit that "Pinchy" is hard to come by in the desert.).... World class golf and sunny and warm, Moose, sunny and warm.... The invitation is open. Sunshine Daydream. P.S. Nbender: If you thought your truck suffered damage in the accident, just wait until uncle Rotty comes to town.... Yikes!

Hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Phoenix, AZ USA - Monday, January 08, 2001 at 15:41:18 (EST)

Leaving The Rock tommorrow. Crying time. Rotty, let's race down Crystal's steepest run just for the fun of it and your mandolin.

MooseBFree

By-the-Can, Bda - Sunday, January 07, 2001 at 15:35:37 (EST)

That might be funny to your third graders, but ...moosie to Uncle Rotten

Bender, I hope you didn't wreck the blue truck. When I come to town to eat your food and drink your liquor, you know I need a vehicle with a full gas tank to get around in. Don't bum me out, man. On the Rock they don't crash cars. They bump their scooters and fall into the mud and soil their Bremuda shorts and say quaint phrases like, "Now that was a bit of a sticky wicket!" Hide the womenfolk, Rotty's coming to town.

Uncle R. <bad2@bone.com>

Rainville, AK USA - Friday, January 05, 2001 at 20:07:47 (EST)

Cheer up Nbender, I have to leave The Rock soon. Ouch. All will be back to normal until Uncle Rotten comes around. ---Played golf with Molly, RG and Cullen today at MidO. Shot 79 after a triple on the first hole. First truly nice weather day since my arrival. Just when I have to go home to the sniveling rain. Oh woe is Nbender and me.

MooseBFree

By-the-Can, Bda - Friday, January 05, 2001 at 14:04:10 (EST)

I want to be in Bermuda w/ Moose, RG, Can, and Jack and Dottie. What a tortured existence we all lead in comparison. Got rear-ended in the rain during last night's commute - that's why I drive a $500 truck with a 4-foot spear-chucker trailer hitch. I just drove off; the mini-van was still stationary. Things like that don't happen on the rock do they? Snivel snivel ...

nbender <greenw/envy@mopingaround.com>

USA - Friday, January 05, 2001 at 11:49:11 (EST)

Jeff, when you get all that Fender gear, look me up. I can pump my banjo through a little Crate- line out effects are redundant! Interesting blues.

Scott <a7iron45@cs.com>

WA USA - Thursday, January 04, 2001 at 18:26:56 (EST)

It's been exactly one year today since I had the Dr. appointment that started all of this. Yow. Happy to be on The Rock 366 days (including Feb 29) after. Oh yeah!!!

MooseBFree

By-the-Can, Bda - Thursday, January 04, 2001 at 11:37:29 (EST)

Note #2 to Munibomber:- Send me an email RE: Borrego Golf-A-Thon (less than a month away), and I will send you the details! email me at john.sheehan@baysix.com. Time's awastin'!-------To the Wrecking Crew on Pov Rock: quit leaving those putts short! Who's winning the side-bets? That's what I want to know. ---Cyber Love and Hollywood Air Kisses, Max

Max <John.sheehan@baysix.com>

MontanaYoungGarcia.com, CA USA - Wednesday, January 03, 2001 at 12:08:05 (EST)

Ducks, Beavers, Huskies. Wow. Must be that liquid sunshine. ----Marinis, Lexi and Moose did the Mid O today. Almost made Eagle on 15. Left a downhill 10 footer short. Not enough Lobster.

MooseBFree

By-the-Can, The Rock - Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 18:25:32 (EST)

Just another former UW coach...moosie to Darrell Royal

"...and me, I'm sittin' in my taxi, takin' tips, gettin' stoned." Damn Ducks.

Darrell Royal <University of texas, athletic supporter emeritus>

Austin, USA - Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 17:31:08 (EST)

Yo MooseMan: Good shootin' in the tourney, Tex. Net eagles for Bro Bri???!! Must be getting tips from the MooseMaster. Glad to hear all is as it should be on the rock. Don't hold back.... Speaking of everything being as it should be, sorry, PC: the Dawgs rule the Roses! Had a full house here in Phoenix for the game. Absolutely glorious. Great Duck game as well. Uncle Rotty is right about those Texas receivers. How 'bout them 11 - 1 Beavers?!? "Crazy rooster crowing midnight" - Happy New Year, all! P.S.Welcome aboard, Sheila!

hare

Phoenix, AZ USA - Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 12:48:22 (EST)

"You can trade your soul for an electric guitar" - Heaven help the Fool, G D; Turn it up and smile, smile, smile. What a great way to start the year, your likely to return with a gut to rival mine. Come on Boilermakers, 14-zip ain't a great beginning....

P C

DBQ, IA USA - Monday, January 01, 2001 at 17:53:07 (EST)

Well if that wasn't as much fun as I've had since the old Grateful Dead NYE's, I don't know what was. What a great party was had here. All the usual local suspects plus the Marini's at Four Ways. Champagne by the jeraboam, food by God and too much---way too much--- laughing. Then the party started. Hey, may I have a Fender Strat and a Fender Twin and a Line Out effects peddle for my birthday? Please, please, please. To heck with folk music. ----------If this is what the 21st century is gonna be like, count me in for the long haul. Go Beavers. Go Huskies.

MooseBFree

By-the-Can, Bermudiful - Monday, January 01, 2001 at 13:31:29 (EST)

Always a fashion plate...moosie to Max

Post Script to Moose - NO way Dude! Wear the Brown and White tux with the black golf shoes - - Soft Spikes only please!

Mmmmm...Cumberbunds...AAAaaauuuuugh!-- Max

Max

BaghdadByTheStick, CA USA - Sunday, December 31, 2000 at 20:43:02 (EST)

Can, Moose, RG, Culley, Danielle, Jack, Ever-Clever, et all - Sorry we missed your call. Have a rockin' New Year on Poverty Rock. Break out the Scoresby and the Lazy Girl Recliners - we're partying like it's 1999. Deja New Year! --Cyber Love and New Year's Eve Kisses, --Uncle Max and Barb

Max & Barb <2001@SpaceOdyssey.com>

Garcia2Streets, CA USA - Sunday, December 31, 2000 at 20:39:09 (EST)

YOU'RE THE MAN MOOSE. HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR. LET THE SUN SHINE IN -

PC

USA - Sunday, December 31, 2000 at 16:07:01 (EST)

Happy New Year!!! Just got off the golf course with Can,RG and C-Dawg. Looks like it's a black tie affair tonight--am borrowing a tux from hizzoner. Gonna be a lot of room around the waist, but will manage. Are brown and white saddle golf shoes ok with a black tux? See y'all in 2001. Remember, don't get punk in drublic.

MooseBFree

The Rock, - Sunday, December 31, 2000 at 14:26:41 (EST)

Happy New Year! Suprise - The Foxcurrans finally have the internet access. I left you all my families e-mail addresses on your e-mail site. Mary told me you were in Bermuda. What did you do to deserve that? I've been trying to e-mail my folks and Brian but I haven't been able to connect. Since everyone seems to communicate through you Mary sugested I log on and see if you could tell them we're 'on-line'. Have a WONDERFUL visit and give everyone a hug for us. Go Huskies! The alternate sister.

Sheila Foxcurran <sofoxcurran@home.com>

Seattle, Wa USA - Sunday, December 31, 2000 at 02:48:20 (EST)

Am glad to hear you are having fun in the sun (?) and eating well. Well, eating... Drinking well is redundant and a givin. Santa has a knack for giving us just what we need. And he thru in a "W" for you Duck fans!~ I found myself choking on the words "Go Ducks" cuz it makes the Dawgs look THAT much better. I'm very happy for us, all.Go DAWGS. Thank you for spreading your own brand of sunshine to the poor deprived rock-folk. Gotta leave 'em laughin! Happy Gnu year to all and to all a good night. (PS hey, U. Rotty, thanks for the warning. Will put out an A.P.B.)

Sister Swamp-Thing <aelandmann@aol.com>

Clod Hill, USA - Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 23:33:46 (EST)

Oregon's MVP? The Texas receivers! Did they ever "Quack" under the pressure. What a great game to watch. Donald and Daisy should be very proud. The bad news is this gives Moose yet another reason to celebrate and consume mass quantities. Could lead to another S&L crisis ( shortage of Scotch and Lobster! ) PC, it only seems like Antarctica. They say things will warm up by April. I bet the Rock sounds pretty nice right now. I'm glad I live in Alaska, where the temp is a balmy 40 degrees. Moose, have you waxed up your skis yet? Only 13 days till Crystal Mt. I hope you were able to get a couple of days off work. Note to Kate: No, Santa didn't bring me a golf swing for X-mas. He knew there were more needy folks in North Bend. Happy New Year to M&D and all the Nudnicks, you know who you are!

Uncle Rotten <tohara@ktn.net>

Santa's Workshop, AK USA - Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 18:06:14 (EST)

Boy was great to see the Ducks come out on top, any way, anyhow. This one's for you Wild One (but will somebody work on new uni's for new season). Hated to hear that Kevin's celebration was a smash and that we missed a good time. Please tell him we will raise a belated toast.

PC <Antartica>

USA - Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 13:37:41 (EST)

MuniBomber - Send me an email RE: Borrego Golf-A-Thon in February, and I will send you the details! ---Moose and Can: Way to go DuffMeisters! ---Kevin - Happy 46th! --Latest rumor has Can mixing 2-parts Scoresby, 10-parts Ersatz Perrier for New Year's Eve Bash and calling it "Veuve Clicquot, Les Grande Babe '66" --Please confirm...--Cyber Love, Max

Max <john.sheehan@baysix.com>

Garcia2Owens.com, CA USA - Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 10:57:50 (EST)

Texas lets the ducks out. Whoo. Hoo. Kevin's birthday was a smash hit. Hangin' today. Over and out.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, Duck Island - Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 09:33:53 (EST)

Who let the ducks out... quack.. quack.. quack quack

daisy duck <eugene.com>

san ho, ca USA - Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 02:48:27 (EST)

Pinchy, I miss you. Will see you again soon. Maybe even tonight.---Mal,Can,Barry and Moose shoot 9 under to grab 2nd place in the Mid O New Years Tourney. Can made a couple of net eagles to carry the team. Look out Founders Trophey. Moose and Can will be coming in hot. Today is Kevin Petty's 46th (he doesn't look a day older than 56) birthday. We'll all be helping him celebrate. I can taste the Scoresby now.---Max, I think my buddy Munibomber wants to join us in Feb. Hey Munibomber, make plans now and let us know via this guestbook. Over and out from The Rock.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, The Rock - Friday, December 29, 2000 at 12:35:02 (EST)

MooseBFree.org - Got 7 tentatively scheduled for BS GolfAthon either Feb.1-5 or 2-6. Is your Bellevue buddy interested? Book it Danno. ---Cyber Love, Max

MaxBSpensive <HoodOrnament@Garcia2Rice.com>

USA - Friday, December 29, 2000 at 00:52:48 (EST)

Pinchy could run but he couldn't hide. Ummmauughhh.

Moose B Free

Bermudiful, The Deep - Thursday, December 28, 2000 at 21:23:06 (EST)

Sitting in court today, waiting for some judge to ream me out, and so help me god, envying you. Pour out the Scoresby and ask Bri to bring home the McCallan's, the older the better. Age is just a state of mind after all!!! Celery

celery

USA - Thursday, December 28, 2000 at 19:51:27 (EST)

Moosie - Don't (sob!)worry; Pinchy would have (sob!)wanted it this way... Got Zero's message too late to call last night. Give our love to everyone on Rockford Island for us. If the Can's drinking Scoresby, you may want to buy a few Pinchette babies and fatten 'em up with bacon. They should be just about the right size for a feast in about a week. And think of the $$ you'll save! The year may have started out bad, but I did manage to miss Pazuzu's call when he was in Baghdad. So at least I got that going for me! Cyber Love to all. --- Max

Max <john.sheehan@baysix.com>

Montana2Rice, CA USA - Thursday, December 28, 2000 at 11:52:05 (EST)

Day 1: Hotlanta to Bermuda. Now on Poverty Rock. Oh, did I forget to mention, XL Cap at all time high. Can and RG, Jack and Dottie, Bug and Dick, Dani and C-Dawg and lots of beverages to celebrate. Ummmmaugghhh. Playing Mid Ocean with Can in a mini-tournament today. Guess what we're having for dinner tonight? Run, Pinchy, run.------Celery, it's cold here. Brian, in an economy mood despite the good news, has nothing but Scoresby in the bar. That's no way to stay warm. Bye-bye, for now, gotta get my winter gloves on and take my naproxen before the squalls hit.

Moose B Free

Bermudiful, Heaven - Thursday, December 28, 2000 at 08:40:35 (EST)

If you're gonna procreate, might as well they be good lookin'...moosie to Celery

Moose: You are scaring me. No more comments about the starlets!! Anyway, they are way too young for any old goats like yourself. Happy holidays, love to the Bermudian elite, eat his lobster and drink his scotch. God (or Bri) will provide. Life's been good to me so far. Celery

celery <t.kelley5@gte.net>

sanho, USA - Wednesday, December 27, 2000 at 12:27:28 (EST)

Bart: We're natural-born Carnies, dad. If only we weren't tied down with a family. Homer: Yeah. We should start our own game, where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems. Homer J. Simpson - Episode 5F08 - "Bart Carny"

Homer J. Simpson <FatBoy@Springfield.org>

Springfield, O USA - Wednesday, December 27, 2000 at 11:40:29 (EST)

Run, Pinchy, run!!! My prayer for the new millennium: Peace between the Moose and the lobsters in 2001.... Have a great one!

hare

AZ USA - Wednesday, December 27, 2000 at 11:13:28 (EST)

Whiling away the long layover in Hotlanta in the Delta Crown Room. Bluffed my way in again. Am online in the business suite and surfing the net. Leaving for The Rock in a couple of hours. "Pinchy" the lobster awaits my arrival.

Moose B Free

Atlanta, USA - Wednesday, December 27, 2000 at 09:56:27 (EST)

He's goin' to the Rock. Look at the stock. Go into hock. Buy another block. The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles...or have I already used that line?

B. Dylan <zimmermanr@maggie'sfarm.com>

Woodstock, NY USA - Tuesday, December 26, 2000 at 16:33:47 (EST)

MERRY CHRISTMAS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Moose B Free <northpolegreetings@aol/net/org/com>

Golf National Park, - Monday, December 25, 2000 at 11:56:13 (EST)

Hey Moose: Here's hoping you'll find that new accordian under the tree and that your cat, Scan, stays warm and healthy in the New Year. Best wishes to Rodney Rotten, PC, Neil Young, Kerouac, Dick the Hick, Hare, Rat Girl and THE CAN, Wilbur, Homer Simpson, Janet Reno and Hillary, Celery, and all others. The firewood's dry and the brandy is laid in for the Holidays.

nbender

USA - Sunday, December 24, 2000 at 16:14:24 (EST)

Keep on Rockin' in the Free World! I have recently moved to San Francisco and am home for the holiday. Take care of yourself friend. PS, I'm still enjoying the Neil Young LP's you gave me.

Justin Mickel <Justin_Mickel@redmusic.com>

San Francisco ( formerly Bellevue), CA(WA) USA - Saturday, December 23, 2000 at 15:26:39 (EST)

I love to wear my shirt and I've been keeping you in my prayers since I heard the news via your Dad through my in-laws, Pat & Ron Pedersen. I'm a breast cancer survivor and I remember all too well the frustration of not being my normal, perky self. Hang in there. Glad to know that you're keeping up with the holiday party circuit! Take care.

Marilyn Pedersen <casachaos@yahoo.com>

Medina, WA USA - Saturday, December 23, 2000 at 14:37:47 (EST)

praying for you tryng to make your hurt go away love johnny ps i wear my shirt alot its the best

johnny falsetto <johnnyfalsetto@aol.com>

bellevue, wa USA - Friday, December 22, 2000 at 23:38:12 (EST)

Hi Jeff, Sorry to hear about the sturggles of this year but glad to know you are giving it a good fight! What a gift to have so many supportive friends and great medical professionals to help you through this. I wish you a Merry Christmas and a New Year of Peace and Happiness!!

Sheila Nelson <nednelson@msn.com>

USA - Friday, December 22, 2000 at 15:51:19 (EST)

Bails/TK--Ask the starlets this: How old is the oldest guy they've gone out with?

MooseBFree

Golf National Park, Sargasso Sea BDA - Friday, December 22, 2000 at 15:19:45 (EST)

Joel "Come On People Now" Youngblood

Chris Berman <espn.com>

Bristol, CT USA - Friday, December 22, 2000 at 15:16:21 (EST)

merry christmas, you old grinch, and have a great trip to the rock. remember: a seabreeze at sunset and a toast to the kelleys. santa will be watching..... love and health, tk, bails and a couple of damn cute starlettes.

babs

USA - Friday, December 22, 2000 at 13:25:08 (EST)

Oddibe "Young Again" McDowell

Chris Berman <espn.com>

Bristol, CT USA - Friday, December 22, 2000 at 11:29:25 (EST)

Hmmm...a crypto ring. That's it! Everyone will want one. Smithers, we've got to corner the crypto ring market!

M. Burns <evilrichguy@bighouseonhill.com>

Springfield, USA - Thursday, December 21, 2000 at 21:59:00 (EST)

Crypto ring, but no strokes...moosie to Bob Campbell

Jeff, Congrats on toughing through a difficult year with good humor and a maturity I didn't know you had (I've always thought you were about 12, but, on occasion, you've acted, oh, say 16--that is the few days you were 16 before you got your driver's license). By the way, who are all these people writing in your guest book? I don't remember them at BHS--they must have been in the marching band or all day in auto shop. Forget selling a commemorative tee shirt, the big money would be in developing a crypto ring so we could decode the guestbook. Have a Merry Christmas, a great New Year and give me at least 7 strokes. Bob

Bob Campbell <ibe2ski@aol.com>

USA - Thursday, December 21, 2000 at 17:51:32 (EST)

False prophets /true profits...moosie to Nbender

On word Moose is soon to arrive on the rock, the stock is soaring today. Somebody should graph the Moose visitation factor.

nbender

USA - Thursday, December 21, 2000 at 15:07:37 (EST)

My butt'll be in the front of the cabin soon. Got dem ducats in my blazer (blue) and, short of wrapping packages and sending e-xmas cards, am ready to go. Start the gladness.

MooseBFree(B for bony ass)

GolfNationalPark, Heaven - Thursday, December 21, 2000 at 15:04:07 (EST)

Moose, congratulations on the one year anniversary of DEAD GOLF. Seams to me to be a fitting occassion for a "limited edition" (therefore premium pricing) Dead Golf piece of apparel. Get those creative juices flowing fella. I'll contact the Human Resource manager over at La-Z-Girl and see if he's got any input. Also, I'll bet The Starlettes could be persuaded to come out of thier self imposed hiatus to model.... I see $$$ in your future.

P C

DBQ, IA USA - Thursday, December 21, 2000 at 05:29:11 (EST)

I knew Toby and I know where his fridge is ..moosie to RG and Bug

Celebrating 19th anniversary of birth of Princess Danielle...Oil Can in fine form...Dottie and Jack making sure that the Moose cottage is a Cuztodian-free zone...got your lobster safely hidden in Toby's fridge...get your bony ass down here...

RG and Bug

The Rock, USA - Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 16:35:13 (EST)

It's not about ducks, or dawgs, or even Irish beavers. It's about the Moose, brave golfer of the western fairway. Hey nice job with the site herb. A dot com still on the board. Must be superior middle management.

Lope <heymessedup@Ontour.com>

Fargo, USA - Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 16:26:50 (EST)

MooseB, I've heard your solo work. How do I catch up with the Crow Tones? Are they looking for a manager or a tamborine player?

Mitzy

Miami, USA - Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 12:55:18 (EST)

Rockin' around the Christmas tree at the Christmas party hop... mistletoe strung where you can see everybody tries to stop. Rocking around the Christmas tree let the Christmas spirit ring... later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll promise not to sing.

MooseBFree (and the Crow Tones)

Golf National Park, Heaven - Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 12:35:42 (EST)

MUSEUM!?! Good things don't end with "-eum." They end with "-mania" or "-teria." --Homer J. Simpson, from his new book, "From the Mouths of Babes: The Wisdom of Homer J."

Homer J. Simpson <FatBoy@Springfield.org>

Springfield, O USA - Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 11:42:00 (EST)

I Just happen to be wearing the classy DeadGolf Shirt Today. Hope all is well and will be seeing you soon.

Rut <jamesr@amgen.com>

Thousand Oaks, Ca USA - Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 11:38:06 (EST)

Howdi from the wetend of the peninsula. I heard soom good news from the commander today that Jeff will be gracing us with his presence at the Bender at Crystal it will be good to see you buddy. I will bring an extra 20 bucks with me in hopes that you will be selling deadgolf tee shirts in the bar friday nite. I wear size large. See you all soon and get your fingers callused and ready to jam. DICK THE HICK

Dick The Hick <SANDIM@OLYPEN.COM>

USA - Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 20:00:14 (EST)

Zebra ...moosie to hare

Webmaster Moose! Where are you? That's got to be a 15 yard personal foul: Flagrant use of innuendo (dear Lord, what have I started...???)!

hare

AZ USA - Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 17:56:27 (EST)

How true!

Janet Reno

- Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 16:10:23 (EST)

Don't listen to the others, mad beaver is good eating. Not quite as gamey as the mad Irish variety.

hannibal L.

USA - Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 12:58:32 (EST)

Speaking of college Bowl games..., we do have a good one shaping up here in the Valley, for any of you seeking sun and football. While I was not-so-secretly hoping for the Ducks to win the civil war and send the Huskies to the Fiesta Bowl, as we know, the Huskies emerged as Pac-10 Champs and will be meeting some sacrificial lamb from the Big 10 at the Rose Bowl. Indeed, this merely confirms that all is right with the world (sorry Moose). But I digress.... In the meanwhile, the mighty Beavs of OSU have been given the nod to play here in the Valley-o'-sun New Years day against Notre Dame, which once again has been rewarded for past performance and has stolen an invitation to a major bowl game from a more deserving team (I think I can hear Peter Kingscreaming something about his Hokies...). Therefore, if there are any mad Beaver or Irish fans out there desperate to see the game, we're hosting. We've already got a couple of soggy, northern types who have signed up for the ride (same as it ever was). As for me, while "heritage" would dictate that I root for the Irish... - not gonna do it - wouldn't be prudent - not at this juncture. Thousand points of light for the Beavs! Go Huskies! Go Beavers! Go Ducks!

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Fiesta-Town, AZ USA - Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 12:02:31 (EST)

Ok, Ok - now I'm back. Been in Philly for the past 3 weeks (oh joy!) at a litigator farm (picture that, if you will).... Hey MooseMan, great word on the scan! Will tip one in your honor this eve! Good going MBF! Woo Hoo! Nice way be sent off to the Rock (with Dr.s' orders, no less!). Sorry I will miss the highly unusual winter migration of Uncle Rotten, but I'll be stuck down here. Thanks anyway for the good word, NBender. Get down home one time for me up at Crystal. Hey Scotty B: Congrats on

#2!

hare <you-should-know-it-by-now.com>

Right Wing, AZ USA - Monday, December 18, 2000 at 18:09:18 (EST)

uhhhhh, what the hell was I thinkin' last night.

Krusty

springfield, USA - Monday, December 18, 2000 at 15:42:33 (EST)

I tell ya, I don't get no respect!

Rodney Rotten

Caddy Shack, CA USA - Sunday, December 17, 2000 at 21:40:02 (EST)

Shelby, this is a clean site. No swearing. Otherwise, you're about as literate as Uncle Rotten. Keep conjugating those verbs honey.

MooseBFree

USA - Saturday, December 16, 2000 at 15:45:50 (EST)

Oh go ahead, speak your mind...moosie to Shelby

fd xggfbbbher ytruikt5z zxdccv vvv bnbhmm,,m.`

shelby

kirkland`, USA - Saturday, December 16, 2000 at 14:39:25 (EST)

Yeah, where is that slipstream maniac?

Kerouac

- Saturday, December 16, 2000 at 12:55:25 (EST)

Where's Hare? Been out-ligatored lately? Time for a brief news capsule: The 3 Wise Men were determined to be firemen: bible said they "came from a far" (drum roll now Billy); Uncle Rotten will make an amazing off-season appearance in 3 weeks; all O'Hara's holding a half-day pass are welcome over the Holidays.

nbender

USA - Saturday, December 16, 2000 at 00:16:36 (EST)

night swimming and booze, now there's a winning combination.

Lenny

Springfield, xxx USA - Friday, December 15, 2000 at 22:12:42 (EST)

Hey, you're the one who left California to begin with...moosie to PC

HEY - no whinning about weather temps. Come to America's Heartland to get fully exposed to the elements. One of the Starlettes did Wednesday and spent a delightful night stranded in the (very) Windy City. Any music musings from Mooseberg for all us kids that were both naughty and nice in '00?

P C

DBQ, IA USA - Friday, December 15, 2000 at 05:54:11 (EST)

John Aloyisious O'Hara, Jr. and You..moosie to Comic Book Store Guy

Best President Ever.

Comic Book Store Guy

Springfield, ? USA - Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 17:03:01 (EST)

Let me just say this, I am not a croo....er, I mean spirit.

Tricky Dick <watergate@pearlygate.hvn>

Great Beyond, USA - Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 17:01:26 (EST)

Just when I was hoping that this guestbook would find the Chistmas spirit, up pops the one word that can ruin the season: NIXON

MBFREE

- Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 16:03:09 (EST)

I see that the curse my malignant dwarfs has put on your tumors is working. The craven bastards are all around me though. Nothing seems to work, not even ether. Please call off your demented bats. I can't tsake it anymore. If you dpon't you'll be hearing from my 300 pound Samoan attorney. You should know that he was not really disbarred. That was just a sick joke perpetrated on him by a jealous shaman. Gotta go, I hear there's mischief afoot in the election. Just when you begin to belive that Nixon is dead.

Hunter Thompson

San jose, ca USA - Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 15:43:22 (EST)

(see below) Couldn't hit a curve ball.

Mr. Hicks

Dallas, TX USA - Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 11:41:04 (EST)

Alex gets a $250,000,000 salary. Makes you wonder where Brian went wrong?

nbender

USA - Tuesday, December 12, 2000 at 16:49:25 (EST)

Sometimes your website makes me scratch my head till it's bloody and scabby!

Homey <magicman@grifters.com>

It's a secret, USA - Monday, December 11, 2000 at 21:12:39 (EST)

Moose, Are you gonna eat that fat? Cause if you don't want it...

Homer S <homeboy@doh.nut>

Sprungfield, USA - Monday, December 11, 2000 at 20:03:42 (EST)

Young, crazy stripper girls---------M-A-T-L-O-C-K

Abe Simpson

- Monday, December 11, 2000 at 12:23:22 (EST)

Mooster, I read the news today, Oh boy!!! You got the love bro.

frnk

kland, USA - Friday, December 08, 2000 at 14:09:47 (EST)

Doc, Get your sorry butt back to Bermuda! We must do what we must do to defeat this evil deamon. Doctor's orders. I know it's going to be hard to leave Jirkland, especially during monsoon season. See you soon! Rotty

Uncle Rotten <tohara@ktn.net>

Ktn, AK USA - Thursday, December 07, 2000 at 19:50:38 (EST)

Imaginary Macallan...moosie to Babs

all right, mooseman!!!! whatever it is you're drinking, I'll take some of that....

babs

san ho, USA - Thursday, December 07, 2000 at 13:12:44 (EST)

Yeah, Mooseberg; you're the man. Congrats on having that monkey off your back. I think it's the result of your social schedule, outside of Seattle. Hit the road again, it's good for your health.... Smile, Smile, Smile - P C

P C <pcrahan@home.com>

DBQ, IA USA - Thursday, December 07, 2000 at 05:55:05 (EST)

Hi Jeff...It's the midnight hour on Maui, I'm reading your "late breaking news" and feeling like the sun's shinning & smiling all night long. Sounds like another hole in one to me! Love & Aloha,

cousin Lynne <lross@maui.net>

USA - Thursday, December 07, 2000 at 04:58:56 (EST)

Moosie - Yeah, I think Miller has been confused ever since he wrote that "Chug-a-Lug" song and the one about those trailers for sale or rent. Great NEWS on the late breaking bulletin. Go Moose! AAAAahhhh! HAAAAA! ---Cyber Love, Bob Wills

Bob Wills <Playboys@TexasSwing.com>

Swing City, TX USA - Wednesday, December 06, 2000 at 19:46:16 (EST)

Nice to see Miller Barber is checking in. But I think he's a bit confused.

MooseBFree

Golf National Park, - Tuesday, December 05, 2000 at 11:51:42 (EST)

I knew your wbsite was a hoax. That's why you keep getting drugged and sent to "The Island".

Mr. X? <nomey@springfield.net>

Springfield, ? USA - Monday, December 04, 2000 at 19:14:49 (EST)

Big congrats to Nappy and Sandy - another job well done! Love you guys, Brian & Nancy

Nancy & Brian <bythesea@ibl.bm>

Paget, Bermuda - Sunday, December 03, 2000 at 12:38:16 (EST)

True music afficianado ...moosie to Neil Young

Dude - Say, where can I get a copy of that Dirty Mary's Uptown Downtown Full Tilt Ghetto Band CD? I collect rare CD's from that era. I'll trade you a Bos Band CD. How about a bootleg CD from their live performance at Galena in '72? --Rock On!, Neil

Neil Young <MachineGunSolo@HarvestMoon.com>

La Honda, CA USA - Friday, December 01, 2000 at 19:44:40 (EST)

Why are all these people concerned about who will be president. It is I. Count all you want, it just doesn't matter. The people will get who they really want---me. By the way, I id not impregnate Chad. President Bartlett

J. Bartlett

West Wing, USA - Wednesday, November 29, 2000 at 21:34:56 (EST)

Hey, where is everybody?

Magoo

- Wednesday, November 29, 2000 at 14:36:58 (EST)

Jeez. I'm gone for four days and the guestbook becomes all about turkey butts. I'm not going to have to shut this down am I? Sun Diego esta mui bueno. Turkey (no butt) on Thursday. Golf at Escondido CC on Friday (81), Pam and John's boat on Saturday. We drive to Borrego Springs today to take dad and Annis over there. Home tommorrow. Sunny here. What's it there? Rain?

MooseBFree

Sun Diego, USA - Sunday, November 26, 2000 at 14:34:15 (EST)

MMMMMmmmmm....Turkey Butt....Aaaaaauuuugh! --Homeboy

Homer J. Simpson <FatBoy@Springfield.gov>

Springfield , O USA - Friday, November 24, 2000 at 21:05:29 (EST)

Doc, I don't need MY hand up a turkey's butt to think of you. I think about you all the time...well not all the time, some of the time. But the thought of my hand up a turkey's butt does give me goose bumps. My friend Dick the Hick is right. You are a ledgend on your own time. I bet if you asked real nice you could be the course pro at Spyder Beach. You could sell your shirts at the pro shop. I haven't seen a hat yet. Hope I can pick one up when I breeze into town for the Crystal Mountain folk festival inJanuary...weather permitting.

Rotten <sayuncle@orelse..dot>

Northland, USA - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 22:33:39 (EST)

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah...moosie to Celery

Moose: I had my hand up the turkey's butt, inserting stuffing, and lo and behold, I thought of you. Who wouldn't?? Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving. Celery

celery

USA - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 15:29:09 (EST)

MOOSE;HELLO FROM THE WETEND OF THE COUNTRY.LONG TIME NO SEE YOU, THE LAST TIME I THINK WAS AT SPYDERS, WHERE YOUR DRAW DRIVE OVER THE RIVER THAT LANDED 15 YARDS SHORT OF THE GREEN IS STILL TALKED ABOUT.THE COMMANDER GAVE ME THIS ADRESS,SO YOU CAN BLAME HIM FOR THE INVASION.REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE BENDER AT THE SNORTING ELK. SOUNDS LIKE IT SHOULD BE GOOD. I HEAR THAT TERRY WILL BE THERE, AND RUMOR HAS IT THAT A CERTAIN IRISH TENOR MAY MAKE A RETURN ENGAGEMENT. HOPE TO SEE YOU AT SPYDERS FATHERS DAY. BEST OF TIMES

Dick The Hick <SANDIM@OLYPEN.COM>

FORKS, WA USA - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 12:34:17 (EST)

True music afficianado....moosie to Max

Moose! Where can I get a copy of that "The Sandpaper Fog" CD? I think I heard it on the Radio the other day. I want to add it to my collection, along with "Golfer With a Tan." Have a great Thanksgiving in the Southland.org with Carrie! Fairways and Greens,

Max

Max <Max@bspensive.com>

Mill Valley, CA USA - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 10:14:43 (EST)

There are no banjos or accordians in heaven....moosie to Nbender

I re-read this week's submittals, and I think we all need to overcome our inate jealousy of banjo players (can't we all just get along) and focus on the real message this week: Hare's last submittal. Got it just about figured out. Either 1) it deeply signifies the Inigma of The Imponderable; 2) proves that post-modernism cultivates the variety of incoherence; or 3) wrap some of that stuff in a plain brown wrapper and send it to North Bend. Hope you gain 15 pounds off the fatted bird, Moose. Side note - a shirt was delivered today by a good but seldom-seen friend in Oregon - with a Viper emblem - size XXXL. Kate said Wilbur and I could both wear it at the same time. Love you Wil.

nbender

USA - Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 21:37:26 (EST)

Socks (our Bourbon Tenor), Doors (our bass), La Keski (our soloist) and I wish to thank you all. Without your continued support none of this would have been possible. But please, we ask that each of you, rather than worshipping our musical gifts this Thanksgiving, instead light a candle and place it under an accordian or banjo. While performing this ritual, feel free to hum our hit "The Sandpaper Fog". Then, sit back and enjoy and let the gladness roll in.

Moose B Free <.... and the Crow Tones>

- Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 16:49:03 (EST)

40 minute "Knockin' on Heaven's Door..moosie to Mel Bay, Jr.

You are all amongst the great musical unwashed! I know F Flat when I hear it. It's the key Moose sings in. Owwooooo.

Mel Bay, Jr. <DogsBarking@ToneDef.Org>

- Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 15:49:38 (EST)

Back to the grave Mel, B sharp is C.

nbender

USA - Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 14:07:42 (EST)

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. Please take your cute little pointy head out of your dad's stash bag and listen up. As a would-be jazz artist, you should know that there is, indeed, a key of B Flat Minor. In fact, there is also a key of B Sharp.

Mel Bay <ClassicChineseMelodies.Net>

- Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 12:16:53 (EST)

A Cappela Moose, Eliminate the controversy by getting rid of your instruments and relying on your voice. That way it doesn't matter, every key will B Flat.

Chior Master

USA - Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 11:40:09 (EST)

Uh, we hate to break it to you musical geniuses, but there is NO key called B Flat Minor 9th with a Flatted 5th. That would be a CHORD. Ah, another example of our failing educational system. It's enough to make an impressionable young girl run off with a jazz musician, or fall in love with a blonde dread-locked idealistic tree-hugger. -- Lisa Simpson and Friend

Lisa Simpson & Bleeding Gums Murphy <BloodSimpson@Springfield.tv>

Springfield, O USA - Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 18:06:18 (EST)

Squealin'...moosie to Ned Beatty

Black Mountain---Banjo----Jail----ahhh, the memories.

Ned Beatty <pigboy@ozarks.com>

Hicktown, WV USA - Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 14:55:24 (EST)

Smartest man in history...moosie to Oliver W. Holmes

Use a banjo, go to jail. That's the law.

Oliver W. Holmes

- Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 10:50:19 (EST)

I know the Black Mountain Rag and Senator, you're no Black Mountain Rag. More likely you drank the flatted 5th. As for Uncle Rotten - teachers in this state now get a cost-of-living adjustment, neener neener.

nbender <banjo's rule@music.critic>

USA - Monday, November 20, 2000 at 16:16:29 (EST)

Uncle Rotten, I've got "Black Mountain Rag" down. I play it in the key of B flat with a minor 9th with a flatted 5th and it's a 20 minute version. So there. Now I gotta get back to my daytime t.v. shows.

Moose B Free

Golf National Park, - Monday, November 20, 2000 at 13:36:22 (EST)

Clancy, you've always been a pig and you always will be. Peace~Love~Dove

Homey's Mom

Everywhere, USA - Monday, November 20, 2000 at 13:29:43 (EST)

Is it 'stun' or 'whomp'?...moosie to Chief Wiggam

OK Boys, Anymore of this talk about the sixties and I'm breaking out the Hippie strenght Mace and setting my nightstick on WOMP!!

Chief Clancy Wiggam <copper@springfield.gov>

Springfield, ? USA - Monday, November 20, 2000 at 12:06:11 (EST)

That might be funny to your 3rd graders, but ...moosie to Rotten

Moose, Sorry about the Ducks...not! They had a great year, but it looks like the Beavs rule! I enjoyed watching them this year. They were exciting. Maybe they'll be in a bowl game in Arizona and Hare can invite you down to watch. What's with this West Wing crap? You could be learning more Doc tunes if you didn't watch that drivle. "Black Mountain Rag" by January! Set some goals. I've been waiting for years to be able to say,"Pick it , Jeff!" and not have you go for your nose. Keep the faith, Rotten

Rotten <Northcountry fair .com>

Atlantis, USA - Sunday, November 19, 2000 at 23:45:55 (EST)

Hey Jeff....I can't get your email to work. Talked to Fred Carter who briefly filled me in on what's up with you. Give me a call (360) 901-3748 or email. I'll be in Seattle around Nov.30 -- could bring a guitar. I've still got Fred's old Ovation from Dirty

Mary's. It sounds great. I sound so-so. Paul

Paul Henderson <PaulZoom@address.com>

Packwood, WA USA - Sunday, November 19, 2000 at 13:31:49 (EST)

Didn't they do a couple of more Dylan covers? I dreamed I Voted In St. Augustine and Like A Polling Stoned.

Lost in the '60's/even more lost in the oughts

USA - Saturday, November 18, 2000 at 11:35:17 (EST)

Moose, (If that's your real name), Whoa, dude! Who is this slipstream maniac? This master of streams of consciousness? And the critics said we rambled on..."(We saw the best minds of (our) generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin- ery of night." But this "Hare" cat - he be sumpin'. Got to split,now, goin over to Jerry's pad. Allen and Jack

Ginzberg & Kerouac, LLP <www.ginzy.com>

SF, CA USA - Saturday, November 18, 2000 at 09:58:42 (EST)

Slipstream maniac...moosie to Hare

Yo Moose, these look like 2 hot shows. Do you know anyone who got these recorded? Bush at Pat Buchanan Memorial Arena, West Palm Beach, Florida 11/14/00. Set 1: Miami-Dade Half-Assed Recount Toodeloo> Feels Like It's Stranger> Lied, Cheated> Me & My Brother> Friend of the Dubya> Man Smart/Machine Smarter> Injunctions Never Stopped Set 2: No Help on the Way> Slipshod> Katherine's Power> Estimated Recount> Uncle Jeb's Scam> Playin' with the Chads> Critical Development(That's it for the Other One)> Around & Around> Revolution> Brokedown Ballots Encore: When Bush Comes To Shove> U.S. Blues or: VP Al Gore at the Recount Memorial Coliseum Arena, Tallahassee FL 11/17/00 Set 1: Grasp Straw West Palm Beach Fadeaway Jack-a-Vote Weirdest Story Ever Told Tennessee Al It Must Have Been The Butterfly Ballot Loser Its All Over Now Set 2: Victim or the Crime> Karenna> Lost Seniors> State Of Circumstance Eyes and Nays of the World> He's Gone> d/s> Goin Down The Road Feelin Bad> I Need a Miracle> Antics of My Life Sunshine State Daydream Encore: Its All Over Now, Baby Blue Keep on truckin, Moose, Go Ducks!

hare

U-know, AZ USA - Friday, November 17, 2000 at 14:16:47 (EST)

Funny, ha ha...moosie to Charlton Heston

Now were right back to politics, because the only way you can get a golf ball to go 190 yards is to shoot it out of a gun. This is why we have the second ammendment.

Charlton Heston <omegaman@NRA.org>

Los Angleles, USA - Friday, November 17, 2000 at 12:02:45 (EST)

What's with all the politics? Remember, this is a golf site. If you want to discuss politics, how about the Arnie and Ely versus the USGA squabble? I'm all for the hot drivers. With one, I might be able to get the ball to go farther than 190 yards.

MooseBFree

Golf National Park, - Friday, November 17, 2000 at 10:07:00 (EST)

Hey, Does all this counting count? 11/7/00 was just a dress rehearsal, let's do it all over again and see how many chad's we can make pregnant?

CHAD <President's @Florida.com>

West Palm, Fl USA - Friday, November 17, 2000 at 06:06:42 (EST)

whoop, whoop... so glad there are west wingers in the bunch. so here's the question -- who is ainsley, and where the hell did she come from? Max, we missed you on Saturday. Moose, you made the night. okay, back to the internet to find out what ever happened to the third Bush bro -- neal. Think he's in rehab? Bet he voted in florida. Love, bails

babs <bbkathome@aol.com>

USA - Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 23:48:13 (EST)

Janet baby, you're hotter than a Branch Dividian.

Bubba Clinton

Washington D.C., USA - Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 21:32:25 (EST)

Don't make me discipline you girls!

Janet Reno <bighurt@butch.com>

Washington, DC USA - Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 16:48:45 (EST)

Oh my. Think of the possibilities.

Patty Murray <tennis shoe for any ankle size.org.)>

- Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 13:42:27 (EST)

Hey, hey, hey, I've got dibs on Donna!!!

Hillary Clinton <bigankles@aol>

New York, NY USA - Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 13:30:27 (EST)

Donna....ummmmmauuughhhh.

Josh

Washington D.C., USA - Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 11:58:23 (EST)

It's like I watched it myself...moosie to Max

RE: The West Wing: Charlie's idea got incorporated into the speach. CJ did NOT have to sing the Notre Dame fight song. Sam was happy. Toby got the first draft back from Timothy Busfield's character the reporter whose name escapes me (Time for Gingko). Donna was not happy. Her date, the lobbyist had a ego the size of Texas. The gay congressman held firm in his debate with Josh on the same sex marriage law; but did snub his fellow congressman on the way out of the White House as a rebuke for his Faustian bargain. The oil tanker was intercepted without bloodshed. I think that about wraps it up. Oh yeah, Donna and Josh gazed at one another just a little too long. Leaving open the possibility of budding romantic complications. Any questions? ---Cyber Love,

Max

Max <MaxBSpensive>

GO!.................9ERS!, USA - Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 11:52:19 (EST)

O.K. O.K., I'll root for them Damn Ducks (that is there official name, you know) and We'll come down to stay with you and go see our beloved Dawgs do the Fiesta! Thanks for the invite. Next time, don't be so pushey! sheesh...Sis

Sister Sludge

USA - Wednesday, November 15, 2000 at 19:21:23 (EST)

Ducks in the Rose Bowl. Ooh. Ahh.

Wilbur

Mars, - Wednesday, November 15, 2000 at 11:49:40 (EST)

Yo MaestroMoose: Welcome home to the great PNW. Gotta tell ya, the Good Sis, well-intentioned as she is, has got it all wrong. Now, as you know, I'm as big a Dawg fan as there is 'round these parts, yet, I am pulling for your feathered friends to un-damn the Beavers (?) and go smell the Roses. Why, you might ask? Let me tell ya: Should UW beat the mangy cats in the Palouse and should the quack-attack prevail in Corvallis, my Huskies are a lock for a spot in ... you guess it, the BCS Tostita-ville Fiesta Bowl (likely against Notre Dame). Nothing against the Rose Bowl (the grand-daddy of them all), but not only will the Fiesta be a "bigger" and "better" match-up (with Purdue having lost for the 3rd time), but it will transpire right here in my back yard! The usual suspects are already making plans to spend New Years in the Desert w/the Dawgs. So let me just say this about that: Go Ducks! Go Dawgs! Go Moose!

hare <aintgonnatellya.com>

Warm&Dry, AZ USA - Wednesday, November 15, 2000 at 11:35:13 (EST)

Yo, Bro-Mo. I swear, I love reading about your world travels, with the tennis stars, the rock legends-in-their-own-room(or future legends,Cully?)Limo's, parties, the life of the rich and wanna-be's, but, we low lifes have to keep our couches warm on these cold NWest daysandnights. Mostly we watch Huskie games and root for the OSU Beav's. I can almost smell those roses now. By the way...just WHO DID let the DAWGS out? woof! PS where will you be on thanksgiving? There's a scotch with your name on it in Chelan. If Al doesn't get to it first...love, the good sister

Sissy Spacey <shur>

uhmmm, hu? USA - Tuesday, November 14, 2000 at 20:16:57 (EST)

Celery, I swear I didn't know "Pinchy" was your pet.

Homer Simpson

- Tuesday, November 14, 2000 at 17:10:39 (EST)

Hey Moosoo!!! What the hell happened to my pet lobster?? Can you think of any suspects? Great to see you, you damn near passed the midterm. Celery \

celery

USA - Monday, November 13, 2000 at 22:46:38 (EST)

Hi Moose! Breakfased with O'Hara in San Antonio and he told me the news. I was very sorry to hear the news, but after Brian showed me Deadgolf and I had the chance to read wonderful thoughts expressed by you and to you, I know that you are in good spirits. You are, indeed, surrounded by good spirits. Keep the faith and in the fairway. Good luck to the Niners on Sunday.

Mark Rooker <calkid@mindspring.com>

Lisle, IL USA - Sunday, November 12, 2000 at 09:57:24 (EST)

Who let the Ducks out? Quack. Quack. Quack.

Ken Kesey

Bluejean, USA - Tuesday, November 07, 2000 at 12:12:29 (EST)

Who let the dogs out? Woof-----Woof,woof,woof,woof

Baha Boys

USA - Monday, November 06, 2000 at 15:47:17 (EST)

Hey Moose, too much of everything is just enough. I think you are wise to charge your batteries again befor you head for Bagdad-by-the-Bay this week. Besides, you have to do your part to help the world, and vote for Buchanan Tuesday.... By the way, today is Andy's 17th bday. Smile,smile,smile - P C & Mr Riley

P C

Dubuque, Ia USA - Saturday, November 04, 2000 at 07:35:36 (EST)

The new med page is up. I think I have to go back to Bermuda now. I didn't get enough therapy or lobster or sun or scotch or rounds in at Mid O.

MooseBTears

Koikland, USA - Friday, November 03, 2000 at 11:42:51 (EST)

MC McDuck: Soooo sorry you had to leave the island. By the time you read this, the whole trip will be like a dream (or a nightmare in Bri and Nancy's case). You should be aware there will be no lobster, or mid-ocean golf, or beaches, or tennis with the pros at San Ho. But this, too, will be an experience, and just like a kidney stone, this, too, will pass. See you soon. Celery

celery

USA - Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 18:49:00 (EST)

Why'd you quit working at Boeing?..moosie to Max just Max

Moose B. Free - Have instructed Airline attendants to put you on a 90-Unit I.V. Drip of Johnny Walker Blue and pureed lobster. Getting Mid Ocean's 17th Green installed in the Coach section was a little tougher. But consider it done. Anything to ease the pain of leaving Paradise Rock. Cyber Love, Max

Max just Max

Forty- Fu***in' Niners, Man!, USA - Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 18:10:19 (EST)

Last entry from Fantasy Rock: This has been a great holiday from reality and I'm going to miss reading the Royal Gazette every

morning, playing Mid O in the afternoon and eating Lobster at night. Guess I'll just have to come back soon. THANKS TO THE

O'HARAS. Over and over and over again.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 15:29:56 (EST)

Welcome home Moose. Hope all is well in the PNW. Hey, I'm going to Vegas for the weekend. All that I am asking for is ten gold

dollars and I could pay you back with one good hand. I've got no chance of losing this time....

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Sin City, NV USA - Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 14:41:01 (EST)

Counting down the hours til I have to leave. Boo hoo. Or, since it's Halloween, Boo. --- Played the Southampton Princess Par 3

course with the O'Hara family today. Cute course. Mid Ocean tommorrow with RG and R.Cox and Jimmy McNicholls. Hoping the

weather is as good as it has been for the past couple of days. Then it's home to the rain. Booooooo. Happy Halloween.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Tuesday, October 31, 2000 at 18:04:11 (EST)

Those arn't junk, they're classics...moosie to Punibomber

We did get 1.25 million for all of the Dead paraphernalia on Ebay, but it cost 1 million to haul away all the junk cars on the property and another 200k to mow the lawn. The Corvair, we donated to the Green Party Presidential Campaign. Of the remaining 50,000, we spent half on the party and half to pay off the coach of Arizona State to throw the game against the Ducks.

Punibomber

Bellevue, WA USA - Tuesday, October 31, 2000 at 12:00:43 (EST)

My house is gone? Oh too bad. Guess I'll have to stay here in By-the-Can for another millennium. Hey Muniblunder, did you get

the couple of mil for those Dead posters?

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Monday, October 30, 2000 at 20:08:36 (EST)

Moosie - hope you didn't mind me giving the Muniblunder the key to your house! The party was awesome however!! We miss you as well. When do you come back from Paradise - next year sometime?!?!?!

Sandstress

USA - Monday, October 30, 2000 at 14:20:39 (EST)

Hello Newman!, I hope things are'nt to tough there in paradise. Life's back to normal here at the Bellevue National Rain Forest. In an effort to overcome our jealousy, we sold your house and threw a big party. You would have loved it. I miss talking to you buddy, it's just not the same trying to have an intelligent (or literate) conversation with the National Bank of RJK. Not to mention, the Bank never has cheese cake. See you soon

Muniblunder

Bellevue, WA USA - Monday, October 30, 2000 at 14:04:23 (EST)

For those of you keeping score at home, that would be Cullen, Moose and Marini minding the store. Dear Lord, is the place still standing??? Wild win for the Quack-attack here in the desert this weekend, Moose. 56-55 in double OT!?! Your Ducks are looking rosey..., but watch for the Beavers. Do me a favor and knock a 6 iron stiff for me one time before you leave Wonderland. Living here in a golf paradise and been too busy to hit the links for the past month. It's a hate crime, I tell you! It's not right.... Oh, and for the Good Sister, if it's sunshine you seek, the forecast is always good down here, so come on down. The vintages may not be as good as those being quaffed on the Rock, but what we lack in wine, we make up for in cheap scotch! We're here for only 4 more months so get on your horse and ride....

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Sunshine, AZ USA - Monday, October 30, 2000 at 11:23:07 (EST) 177

RG and Can are at Duke for Parent's Weekend. Marini is on the rock. Cullen had a party. Need more be said?---Dinner at Coral Beach Club. Lobster again? Yep. Golf at Mid Ocean tommorrow before the 49er game. I never wanna go home.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Saturday, October 28, 2000 at 09:13:10 (EDT)

Marini and I are sworn to silence...moosie to Sandstress

Does the Life 'O Cullen include hangovers - haven't heard from you today!

Sandstress

USA - Friday, October 27, 2000 at 17:34:10 (EDT)

Hope you're having a great time in Bermuda--has it been windy?! We missed you at the wedding, but looking forward to seeing

you next month!

Kim <Kplavan@aol.com>

Escondido, CA USA - Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 17:54:31 (EDT)

Celebrated C-Dog's 17th birthday at home. Life of Cullen...something to aspire towards. Let's see: Tired of surfing, hit tennis balls with Patrick Rafter; tired of tennis, hit chip shots to the green with MBFree; tired of that, electric guitars in By-the-Can. That's the way you do it, money for nothing and your chips for free.---Golf in the driving rain and wind this morning with Graham Boyle and Hugh Barritt. Glad I don't come here for the weather. ---Max, taking you up on your advice, only we've doubled the doses. Ummmmaughhhh.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 10:58:44 (EDT)

Moose, et al, Glad to see everyone but Zero is watching their diet carefully and partaking of the three major food groups. Piecing together information from the Guestbook, and scientifically analyzing that data, I have determined that the three groups are: Green, Red, and Amber. For the layperson, that would be Golf, Lobster and Scotch. Dr. Max also suggests that you make sure you get your daily does of Vitamin S Complex. That'd be Salt and Sugar. Very important for the stamina you will need when Marini hits the rock. --Cyber Love, Max

Max

9ERTown, CA USA - Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 12:37:31 (EDT)

Party at the McNicholl's last night. The usual cast of local characters. Celery, this is no fun at all. Guess I'll have to come to San Jose and party with you guys. They don't know how here.----Doors and Squirrelle have departed. Marini arrives soon. Uh oh.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 11:54:47 (EDT)

Happier than the proverbial pig. But----I fear you are less than truthful. Thanks for the effort.

celery

USA - Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 23:48:23 (EDT)

What did you tell the Board of Directors??!?? That you wouldn't come back again? Buy buy!

nbender

USA - Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 16:29:36 (EDT)

Hey Moose -Brian's gonna have to set you up with an office at XL the way the stock looks - up 4.5% today - see you in August!! Nappy says hello and sends his love to Brian and Nancy as well!!

Sandstress

USA - Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 12:24:25 (EDT)

Scotch and lobster again? I'll be watching the stock Carefully today following your visit. How did Brian get you past security, in his golf bag? Come to think of it you're shaped like a 2-iron; put a club cover on your dome and you could slip right past the guards. The sun's been out and you should be worrying about your lawn.

nbender

USA - Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 09:54:48 (EDT)

Absolutely the worst weather,lobster and scotch you can imagine. I wish I was on my couch watching daytime tv. ----You happy now, Celery?

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 09:46:28 (EDT)

I'VE BEEN CHECKING IN SO WHATSSUP WITH YOUR "WHATSSUP". SOUNDS LIKE YOU AND THE "BOYS" ARE RIPPIN IT UP. I'LL GET

ALL THE DETAILS FROM "THE" UPON THEIR RETURN. TALK WITH YOU WHEN YOU LATER.

BUGGS:

USA - Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 00:51:24 (EDT)

Oh we're checking in, but it's hard to top what you got going on "Down by the Sea"! After a tour of XL should we continue to watch the stock rise or should we sell now, Mortamor?!? Miss ya Moos-a-roo!!!!

Sandstress

USA - Monday, October 23, 2000 at 18:33:37 (EDT)

Hey, I take the time to write in this guestbook and no one's checking in. Whassup? ---Relaxin' by the sea. Today is Doors and Squirelle's last and we are going to Mid Ocean for dinner. More Lobster. ---This morning Doors and I hit tennis balls with Patrick on the O's court. That was cool. ---To a tour of the XL building in the afternoon. That was cool too. More golf coming this week. Weather is moderate, beers are flowing and Marini comes to the rock soon. Batten down the hatches.

MooseBFree

Bermudiful, - Monday, October 23, 2000 at 17:24:53 (EDT)

Breakfast at the Coral Beach Club. Rocking with the Cuztodians last night. Doors gatoring to "Fruit Loops". Look for the video on MTV--That's Moose TV. Party tonight at By-the-Sea. Brian ran out of Scotch. Yeah, right.

MooseBFree <Golfnationalpark.com>

Bermudiful, Confusion USA...USA...USA - Saturday, October 21, 2000 at 12:25:32 (EDT)

It's good to be number 18 ...moosie to The Good Sister

I'm with Celery! Enough of the "close call Hurricane..." crud. It made a hard left and straight on till mornin! We're starting on the ark at first light. and it's ONLY been 30 times to Bermuda?! Poor boy. It's a good thing your not related to THE MAN. Mom and Dad had just complained that they didn't get invited to the Rock last year, but were found to be back in favor with his HIGHness this Millenium. As for the rest of us bums, we'll just keep checking the stock reports...and dream...lobster, seabreeze, oh, Hell, I'm going to drown my sorrows in a Bailey's shake, and pretend it's hot out. Sending lots of Love to ALL relations big and not so big. SisterBGood,MF

The Good Sister <aelandmann@aol.com>

Clod Hill, USA - Saturday, October 21, 2000 at 00:17:31 (EDT)

This job comes with caveats...moosie to Celery

Moose, for your information there are some of us stuck here in kinda gloomy October weather getting more and more jealous about golfing in paradise. please keep all that BS to yourself, and lie to us. "It rained all day, we couldn't play golf, Brian ran out of Scotch" Things like that. Hope to see you in NoCal in November. Celery

celery

USA - Friday, October 20, 2000 at 20:49:06 (EDT)

You're bringing home the gold baby! Let's go to Disneyland! I can see it now, Moose and Squirrell on the next Wheaties box!! Damn, I'm proud to be an American!

Sandstress

USA - Friday, October 20, 2000 at 18:44:08 (EDT)

Moose and Squirelle take down Rafter and Petty in a match that wasn't even close. The Americans take the Internationals. USA...USA...USA

Moose B Free <Golf National Park>

- Friday, October 20, 2000 at 18:11:11 (EDT)

Turn 'em over and hit lefthanded...moosie to Tiger Woods

I just found out that our clubs got switched by the airlines. I'm playing your clubs in the President's Cup and I can't get your driver to go over 180 yards. I need your advice on how to play these clubs.

Tiger Woods <big180@pga.org>

Lake Manassas, VA USA - Thursday, October 19, 2000 at 16:17:17 (EDT)

Ahh. First Class. I'm spoilt. Well, I was until Delta lost my golf clubs. Still not here four days later. Dang. Doors and Squirelle here...not lost. Lobster dinners. More coming. Weather good despite close call by hurricane Michael. Screw the subway series. Golf Channel is the alternative. Over and out til later....MBFree

Moose B Free <By-the-Can>

Bermudiful, Euphoria GolfNationalPark - Thursday, October 19, 2000 at 09:32:18 (EDT)

Oh Moose, Damn Yankees is right! A cloud has been cast across the City - I'm singin' the Blues! Lookin' for your first entry from Bermuda....the boys are there by now, the drinks are pouring, and the laughter is flowing I'm sure! Tell Brian and Nancy hello!!!

Sandy B

Sadsville, WA USA - Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 14:22:12 (EDT)

Damn Yankees!!!!!!!!

Seattlites

Seattle, WA USA - Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 12:50:20 (EDT)

XL continues to climb on word Moose and the Professor are in Bermuda dispensing sage financial advice. Terry and I are talking about pooling our shares and sending Wilbur to afterburner the monmentum. And ask: after the Mariner's sweep New York these next 2 games, are the Bermudians coming to the World Series?

nbender

USA - Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 10:43:15 (EDT)

Hey Jeff: great to see you down 'By the Sea' tonite! it's sure been a while, since we committed the ultimate sin and were MIA over July 4th! We've been following your medical journal and it brings back so many memories of a difficult time in our lives; your strength and positive attitude is amazing; (wish I could say that I was that strong, 4 years ago.....) we wish you well and look forward to the next time we see you. Being around you, is like a 'happy' pill! Much love, B&B

Bru & Bev Connell <bbconnell@ibl.bm>

Bermuda - Monday, October 16, 2000 at 19:51:29 (EDT)

Does this confirm what I've heard about firefighters?...moosie to Firedog

Sending good wishes for a wonderful trip. Hope the weather and water are warm on the old bones. Looking to tee it up when you get back and eat me if you want strokes. "Paper of Plastic"....BAGGER

firedog <firedogc13@aol.com>

seattle, wa USA - Sunday, October 15, 2000 at 20:50:09 (EDT)

Moose - The only time I contributed a "GO M's" comment to your guestbook, the M's won. Assuming therefore that I am all-powerful, I think they need my help. GO M's!!!!! There, I think that ought to do it. Cyber Love, Max

Max

SF9ERS4EVR, USA - Saturday, October 14, 2000 at 12:43:49 (EDT)

Moose, Since you're going to Bermuda, could you do a favor for me? I loaned Brian some money for a date in 1967. I could really use it now. I'm sure he remembers. If you get anything from him, please invest it in plastics, my boy, plastics! I'll pick it up this summer. What's this about your cat taking a test??? I didn't even know you had a cat. Say "Hi!" to everyone you see in Bermuda. Give my love to all the appropriate people. Wish I could go with you...(sob, sob) Uncle R.

Uncle Rotten <tohara@ktn.net>

Ketchikan, AK USA - Friday, October 13, 2000 at 19:57:30 (EDT)

NBender is absolutely right! I don't care how bad the shoulder is, you're not getting any strokes from me anytime soon.... Have a blast in Bermuda and say hey to the locals for me. I'll be going to the UW - ASU game at Sun Devils Stadium tomorrow (while watching the M's on a watchman!) with 5,000 of my closest dawg-friends here in the desert. Will be pulling for your Ducks against SC (on principle...). Go M's, go Dawgs, go Ducks, go Moose!

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Now-Perfect-Weather, AZ USA - Friday, October 13, 2000 at 14:11:47 (EDT)

I'm with Frank, all this complaining about the shoulder is a pitiful sand-bagging attempt to get us to put some money on it. Give big hugs to the Bermuda faction.

nbender

USA - Friday, October 13, 2000 at 12:28:15 (EDT)

hey you moose, hmmmm... 6 irons from 130...180 yd drives... want a game? I think you'd beat me left handed with an eye patch bro. Your scorecard is looking pretty good. Take it easy and keep on playin' thru!

frank

USA - Thursday, October 12, 2000 at 19:57:05 (EDT)

Good morning Mariner Moose!!! Damn good game is right!! As previously written this morning, thoughts and prayers coming your way! I also will be checking in - Can't wait for another Mariner win today!!! Love ya!

sandy <sandyb@pointshare.com>

USA - Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 11:34:59 (EDT)

Moose- Lost a few nails myself in the bottom of the 9th. But I made up for it by producing an extra gallon of gastric acids. A "DeadHead from Ketchum?" Yikes! Does he have any old Bos Band CD's? 8-tracks? Good luck with the CT scan - I'll be checking in, depite the fact it's a challenge to type or dial phones with fingers and toes crossed. Cyber Love, Max

Max

SF9ERS4EVR, USA - Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 10:52:33 (EDT)

Hi Moose. I'll be thinking of you during the CAT results and related strategies today. What's done is done, and as you have proven, it's all attitude, er, 'tude. We're all on needles and pins, so keep us posted. All the best of the day, PC et al

PC

DBQ, IA USA - Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 05:34:29 (EDT)

Mooser -- good thoughts and damn good prayers going into the cat with you. pass the damn test, okay? So. are you heading to sunny callif after bermuda? we're hopin..... anyway, don't forget to have a seabreeze at sunset for me. make it two. love, bails

babs

usa, USA - Tuesday, October 10, 2000 at 13:13:31 (EDT)

Go Moose! Go M's! Go new boyfriend (yikes!)....? Are you going to give him the lie detector test??? Wonderful rainstrom in the desert this morning. Not even 70 degrees! This will bring mittens and turtlenecks and scarves out throughout the Valley. Brrrr! Ramping up the good vibes for you and the M's today! Honk if you hate the Yankees!

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Cooling-Down, AZ USA - Tuesday, October 10, 2000 at 11:39:53 (EDT)

Sayhey Herb: I just wrote this glowing letter{are these things things called letters?} to you but I must have hit the wrong button or something because the next thing I know it has dissappeared poof. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that after reading your latest homepage enteries I must say that it sounds like you had a great sports weekend. What did I do you ask? I mowed the lawn and watched the BB game on the tube. GO M's {go dodgers} Keep in touch. Bugs

Bugs and Sparky

USA - Monday, October 09, 2000 at 17:43:00 (EDT)

Bonjour, again. Oooops, hit the wrong key. Let's see, we were at the thought of a masseuse taking care of that body, working that bag of bones till you feel so good... By the way, with Shannon back in the fray, could this be the resurrage of The Starlets? That gen-X group of Silicon Valley women wanting to let the good times roll who were briefly represented pre-Cabo have surfaced. Paris was great in every respect, from oozing history to Parsian jazz clubs, oh and the Burgundy wine, oh my my. Gotta get The Zero to break it out while your on The Rock. Au revoir, PC et al

PC

DBQ, IA USA - Sunday, October 08, 2000 at 11:29:51 (EDT)

Hi Jeff... we enjoyed getting together for dinner with Kimmy and Sparky when they honeymooned on Maui! Kimmy said they loved snorkeling! I'm excited to hear you're off to Bermuda soon. Tropical islands have a special healing energy! Aloha from all of us!

cousin Lynne <lross@maui.net>

USA - Sunday, October 08, 2000 at 00:02:27 (EDT)

Hello Mariner's Moose - Sir Naps a lot and I will be looking for you and the 'Bomber at the game - Oh, this is big!!!

Sandy B <sandyb>

Kirkland, WA USA - Friday, October 06, 2000 at 10:34:38 (EDT)

No one's safe in cyberspace ...moosie to Sparky and Bugs

Hi. Can you believe that we got on the net? Only you could have lured us to the net. I called yesterday to give you congrats on your mallards. M's are looking good. Go Dodgers!!

Sparky and Bugs

USA - Thursday, October 05, 2000 at 00:36:07 (EDT)

A copy of Stunk & White...moosie to Johnny The Dream

i waiting and ready for the match of the superpowers come one come all plus we wont count any more than two putts per hole for you. that should get your juices flowing love as all ways johnny the dream

johnny the dream <johnnyfalsetto@aol.com>

bellevue, wa USA - Wednesday, October 04, 2000 at 16:58:54 (EDT)

Moosie -- Doors, Squirelle, Moose and O'Zero on the same rock?! The mind reels...Surfin' With Godzilla, Part II. Sounds like a potent cocktail. Go Giants! Go M's! Cyber Love and Hollywood Air Kisses, Max

Max B Spensive <john.sheehan@baysix.com>

SF Giants, CA USA - Wednesday, October 04, 2000 at 16:57:35 (EDT)

Moose B Duck: Winning streak is alive and well at Autzen. The only time I've ever enjoyed being there was for Dead/Dylan in '87.... Quack-attack certainly with the inside track to the Rose Bowl. I'll see you next year at the Dawg House....

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

Spilt Milk, AZ USA - Monday, October 02, 2000 at 17:02:17 (EDT)

I haven't read a book since you ordered me the cable...moosie to Couch Bug

Don't your eyeballs feel like they're kind of square after you watch too much tv? At least the Quacks were ON tv - I had to listen to Indians (yes, I know they changed the name)and Bears loose on the RADIO...bummer. Loved your win, though; sfers don't much care for the mangy dogs either. And then there were the A's, M's, Giants... Dick is going to be spending the next several days riding BART back and forth. I'm staying on the couch with periodic trips to work so I can pay the cable bill. xoxoxox...

couch bug

sf, USA - Monday, October 02, 2000 at 12:49:19 (EDT)

Wrong, Hare breath.

Moose B Duck <Quack.Attack>

Bluejean, OR USA - Saturday, September 30, 2000 at 20:49:35 (EDT)

Moose B. Duck: Dawgs/Quack-Attack. Saturday afternoon. "SNAP!" (the sound of a home winning streak coming to an end....) Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted! Woof, woof!

hare <chriso@hagens-berman.com>

UW - South Campus, AZ USA - Wednesday, September 27, 2000 at 21:06:20 (EDT)

Moose - I have four words of instruction for you: Kidd Valley, Chocolate Shake. repeat. (OK, 5 words) love, the SB Aries Constituency Cheers!

shannon <shannon@expertcity.com>

Santa Barbara, CA USA - Wednesday, September 27, 2000 at 18:58:32 (EDT)

F**k the Cowboys...moosie to Jerry Jones

Why do ya'll hate us texunz so much, we ain't dun nuttin to you. I know your all closet fans anyway, cuz we keep gettin' anonymous fan mail from Seattle and Bermuda.

Jerry Jones <bigcheese@cowboys.com>

Dallas, TX USA - Monday, September 25, 2000 at 12:17:24 (EDT)

Moose, Are you going to let him get away with that jab. I thought this site had standards. That was a low blow and a cheap shot by Bender. Wait till I get him on the golf course next year. I'll make him cry "Uncle!" Keep taking your vitamins and get well. Your favorite uncle

T O'Hara <rotten@don'tfencemein.edu >

Sydney, AUS - Saturday, September 23, 2000 at 17:59:49 (EDT)

That might be funny to you geologists but..moosie to nbender

Chinaman, German, and Irishman go to the Olympics. Guy at the gate tells them if you're not an athlete you need a ticket - they all walk away depressed. Chinaman finds a manhole cover, goes back to the gate and says he's Wong Lee from China - discus. German finds a broom, cuts off the brushes, sharpens the end with a knife, goes back to the gate and says he's Helmut Klautz - javelin. Irish guy finds a roll of barbed wire, tucks it under his arm, goes back to the guy at the gate and says he's Terry O'Hara - fencing.

nbender <nbender@ptinet.net>

USA - Friday, September 22, 2000 at 23:32:59 (EDT)

MCMoose: Sounds like you are getting the right advice from your docs. I am a little bit worried about the advice from your friends, though. Like this: Watch a Dallas Cowboys video? Care about the albatrosses, er, I mean, Seahawks? Keep your head down and slow down your backswing and a lot of pars and birdies await you in the following days. CELERY

celery <t.kelly5@gte.net>

San Jose, ca USA - Wednesday, September 20, 2000 at 16:15:23 (EDT)

Moose.........I don't mean to whine here but where is the entry for today, I've been checking back, trying to be patient, but where the hell are you?!?!?!? Can you say get a life................

Sandy <sandybarnett>

USA - Monday, September 18, 2000 at 17:25:09 (EDT)

Moose - See the "Fat Boy." Be the "Fat Boy." OOOoooommmmm! or "AAAAaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugh." Eat! EAT!!! -Cyber Love and Hollywood Air Kisses, Max

Max

Mill Valley, CA USA - Friday, September 15, 2000 at 12:19:58 (EDT)

Can had a prime? Blink--oops I missed it..moosie to Hare

FYI - Another star is born (see below). I know it's hard to believe but this kid might even be better that the Can was in his prime.... Keep eating Moose! The Seattle Times Thursday, September 14, 2000 CENTER OF THE STORM The 35-inch tires are so big that Mike O'Hara's 1972 Blazer barely fits in the garage. A Junior quarterback at Newport, O'Hara was riding just as high after last week's season opener against Cedarcrest when he rushed for 121 yards on nine carries and scored three touchdowns on runs of 13, 25 and 34 yards. O'Hara played running back last season as a sophomore, but moved to quarterback as junior after the graduation of Brett McDonald. This season, the quarterback will be a more dangerous weapon in Newport's wishbone offense,which rushed for 409 yards in the opener. "Since I played running back las